Dr. Tree Knocker

Danni | 31 | she/her welcome to my blog. lots of odds and ends.

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[walerihq]

[gpedia]

hang ten indeed friend

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's too many types of blade to be good at throwing

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[rongzhi]

Snail crossing

English added by me :)

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[ohnopicturesofanothercat]

Happy Caturday!

Bridget is still unhappy that I won’t open windows because of wildfire smoke so I explained to her that it boils down to lack of political will to address climate change and now she’s decided to run for public office.

[geopsych]

Bridget for leader of the free world! Of course as soon as I can open windows again her campaign activities will have to be canceled in favor of birdwatching

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[insacredlight]

[purplesaline]

Melon collies

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[xalatath]

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

[wizardarchetypes]

person just walked into my job and said, "oh! i've seen a lot of people in masks lately. there's not something going around is there?"

baby there is always something going around

[wizardarchetypes]

like even if we ignore covid & the flu, which is what most people mean when they ask this sort of thing, that is just the nature of human history. there's many other things you can "get" and any of them can cause permanent injury. we are SO lax about "stomach flu" but getting norovirus multiple times is Not Good.

luckily we have power to lessen the risks, even if you're unwilling or unable to mask. Such steps include: Washing your hands.

everyone get more educated about public health NOW.

[important-animal-images]

[littlebirdofprey]

I love wasting my babymaking years! I love contributing to low birth rates! countdown to menopause! #fruitlesswomb

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme