Midwest-Offical

I GUESS the Great Plains States count

[midwest-offical]

Hello there, inhabitants of earth.

I am the Midwest.

Pronouns are any/all!

You can call me Middy or West

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BTW! This is only a joke blog! I am in no way shape OR FORM REPRESENTING THE MIDWEST!

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I GUESS the Plains States are a part of the Midwest 🙄

Anyway, here are some blogs affiliated with me, awesome me ❤️

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My children <333 (yes including the plains states)

@nebraska-ofical

@ohio-thestate

@indiana-offical

@kansas-offical

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Heres a map of the Midwest (don't mind the plains states)

Okay! Hello! I am TheOnlyAardvark and I run this blog!!

[midwest-offical]

So uh @horndog-offical

I have two things to propose

We go out sailing on lake Superior

Two uh

We go out into the woods and explore while plotting revenge on our enemies

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[horndog-offical]

THANK YOU THOMAS IS MAD ABOUT IT THO

[midwest-offical]

Why is Thomas mad???

[horndog-offical]

he didn't wanna get married but uh

hes OK now👍

[midwest-offical]

thats wonderful :>

Sorry hold on my kids are calling me

( @kansas-offical )

[horndog-offical]

THEY KILLED MY WIFE...

[midwest-offical]

NOOO

Why don't you come to the Midwest?

We can eat some cheese curds and hotdish while we plot revenge

[horndog-offical]

my wife...

why not I'd like some cheese curds they're one of the like 5 cheese things I like anyways

(ooc: for context it's cuz he got a lot of flirt and mod killed him. again. it's the second time)

[midwest-offical]

alrighty I'll pop 'em in the oven right away!

(OOC omg 😭)

[horndog-offical]

(ooc: sorry celebrating my sister's birthday. again. this is the third one)

im so tired west... so so tired

they keep taking my family

[midwest-offical]

I know... we'll do whatever we can to get em back I promise bud

(OOC yh im shopping so I'll take a mo too lol)

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[horndog-offical]

THANK YOU THOMAS IS MAD ABOUT IT THO

[midwest-offical]

Why is Thomas mad???

[horndog-offical]

he didn't wanna get married but uh

hes OK now👍

[midwest-offical]

thats wonderful :>

Sorry hold on my kids are calling me

( @kansas-offical )

[horndog-offical]

THEY KILLED MY WIFE...

[midwest-offical]

NOOO

Why don't you come to the Midwest?

We can eat some cheese curds and hotdish while we plot revenge

[horndog-offical]

my wife...

why not I'd like some cheese curds they're one of the like 5 cheese things I like anyways

(ooc: for context it's cuz he got a lot of flirt and mod killed him. again. it's the second time)

[midwest-offical]

alrighty I'll pop 'em in the oven right away!

(OOC omg 😭)

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[horndog-offical]

THANK YOU THOMAS IS MAD ABOUT IT THO

[midwest-offical]

Why is Thomas mad???

[horndog-offical]

he didn't wanna get married but uh

hes OK now👍

[midwest-offical]

thats wonderful :>

Sorry hold on my kids are calling me

( @kansas-offical )

[horndog-offical]

THEY KILLED MY WIFE...

[midwest-offical]

NOOO

Why don't you come to the Midwest?

We can eat some cheese curds and hotdish while we plot revenge

[parentscomputer-official]

Hi

I tripped and was teleported here

I dont think this is Kansas

Where am i??

@midwest-offical

hm i dunno man but look at this yellow brick road… /j

michigan, in spirit

hm i’d make a michigan blog to be your child but unfortunately i am 2nd generation michigander and could not properly fill this role lmao

[midwest-offical]

I am not in Oz I swear 😭

But maybe if I clack my heels... /silly

To be honest be who ever you want 😼

(Not forcing you to me Michigan dw)

[midwest-offical]

I would like to say that my children;

North and South Dakota,

Minnesota,

Wisconsin,

Michigan,

Iowa,

Missouri,

And Illinois

Are still missing!!!

Where did you all go :(

[midwest-offical]

So apparently @the-truly-official-bill-cipher is married to purple morph suit?? And I wasn't told??

Now I wouldn't usually care because Gravity Falls takes place in Oregon

But its one of Kansas's favorite shows so

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[horndog-offical]

THANK YOU THOMAS IS MAD ABOUT IT THO

[midwest-offical]

Why is Thomas mad???

[horndog-offical]

he didn't wanna get married but uh

hes OK now👍

[midwest-offical]

thats wonderful :>

Sorry hold on my kids are calling me

( @kansas-offical )

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[horndog-offical]

THANK YOU THOMAS IS MAD ABOUT IT THO

[midwest-offical]

Why is Thomas mad???

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[ohio-thestate]

Ohio my child how have you been?

@midwest-offical

PRETTY GOOD!! EXCEPT FOR THE HORRORS

[midwest-offical]

what

Horrors

If you don't mind me asking

[ohio-thestate]

oh you know

*gestures vaguely*

the horrors :)

[midwest-offical]

ah yes

Of...

Of course...

[ohio-thestate]

Ohio my child how have you been?

@midwest-offical

PRETTY GOOD!! EXCEPT FOR THE HORRORS

[midwest-offical]

what

Horrors

If you don't mind me asking

[midwest-offical]

Im completing the family!!

We already have Nebraska

But now we need

North Dakota (weird twin 1)

South Dakota (weird twin 2)

Kansas (short af and on thin ice rn)

Minnesota (smartest child)

Wisconsin (the favorite child)

Michigan (the athletic one)

Iowa (that's Iowa)

Missouri (the cutie patootie)

Illinois (weirdo)

Ohio (they've met aliens i swear i just cant prove it)

Indiana (REALLY doesn't like Indiana Jones for some reason I dont know why)

Um

I need my kids PLEASE

[indiana-offical]

mama!!

[midwest-offical]

hiii Indiana :))))

[midwest-offical]

Im completing the family!!

We already have Nebraska

But now we need

North Dakota (weird twin 1)

South Dakota (weird twin 2)

Kansas (short af and on thin ice rn)

Minnesota (smartest child)

Wisconsin (the favorite child)

Michigan (the athletic one)

Iowa (that's Iowa)

Missouri (the cutie patootie)

Illinois (weirdo)

Ohio (they've met aliens i swear i just cant prove it)

Indiana (REALLY doesn't like Indiana Jones for some reason I dont know why)

Um

I need my kids PLEASE

[maryland-officially]

@ohio-thestate

[ohio-thestate]

HI HEY HELLO IM HERE

[midwest-offical]

OHIO!! YAYAYAY

[midwest-offical]

Im completing the family!!

We already have Nebraska

But now we need

North Dakota (weird twin 1)

South Dakota (weird twin 2)

Kansas (short af and on thin ice rn)

Minnesota (smartest child)

Wisconsin (the favorite child)

Michigan (the athletic one)

Iowa (that's Iowa)

Missouri (the cutie patootie)

Illinois (weirdo)

Ohio (they've met aliens i swear i just cant prove it)

Indiana (REALLY doesn't like Indiana Jones for some reason I dont know why)

Um

I need my kids PLEASE

[midwest-offical]

As the Midwest I need my children! (The Midwestern states)

But they seemed to have run off :(

(Im asking ppl to be the states.... if they want)