horndawg

[horndog-offical]

HELLO SLUTS

im rei, my other blogs r @ouchytummyhurter n @transkid-offical read those intros

DO NOT BE FREAKY IF NOT A JOKE PLS. IM A MINOR

[cosmic-entity-official]

why so many parents??? how so many and no kids???? where are you getting sk many relatives in general

idk, no one wanted to be adopted by me, i was adopted into two huge family's

[ouchytummyhurter]

brutal

I have... a wife and a parent

and both r irl

well, parent is also a moot but knew them irl first

[cosmic-entity-official]

idk any of my moots

[ouchytummyhurter]

yeah most ppl dont

I only know two

[cosmic-entity-official]

i gave my friend my Tumblr username so we could keep in touch but she hasn't done anything with it yet

[ouchytummyhurter]

can you either adopt me or be my cooler cousin or smth

I need more family

and @killer-offical THIS BITCH killed the husband of one of our blogs so

[killer-offical]

BELLAMY IS INFINITELY BETTER THAN THOMAS. i despise thomas, ive never hated an oc so much.

[cosmic-entity-official]

*summons popcorn* so what happened

[killer-offical]

thomas was married to @horndog-offical but then i killed thomas and replaced him with bellamy

[cosmic-entity-official]

oooh and then what

[killer-offical]

nothing much, horn dawgs mad i killed their husband

[cosmic-entity-official]

hmmm then their is only one solution: you two should marry

[killer-offical]

me, the mod????? bellamy??? who??? arent we related now in some way, i forgot

[cosmic-entity-official]

Bellamy and not technically because its a different blog (as far as I know)

[killer-offical]

idk if @horndog-offical would marry bellamy instead lmao. (their mod is currently at camp so we're not gonna know for like, another week)

[horndog-offical]

... eh why not

[hekate-offical]

i am actually incredibly good at giving people the perfect fursonas

with that said u aren’t a crow boy you are the humble turkey vulture

[thehollowmite]

okay then, gimmie

[hekate-offical]

a singular snake

[officially-bbc-news]

Me too 🫵🫵🫵

[hekate-offical]

a maned wolf because of ur luscious locks

[the-gun-licker]

Hello (ignore the cat pfp)

[hekate-offical]

crocodile perchance

[weepingsongtragedy]

also plz ignore my cat pfp

[hekate-offical]

a heron

[metatron-offical]

Out of pure morbid curiosity I must know

[hekate-offical]

bobcat

[ukrainian-offical]

ignore my human pfp

[hekate-offical]

one of those really long big dogs

[athena-offical]

Now what would I be?

[hekate-offical]

the big owl woman asking what she would be?

[horndog-offical]

What would I be?

[midwest-offical]

So uh @horndog-offical

I have two things to propose

We go out sailing on lake Superior

Two uh

We go out into the woods and explore while plotting revenge on our enemies

[horndog-offical]

marvelous let's go

[sk3tchyaliway27]

PRONOUN TWINS!!!!

PROUNOUN TWINSSS :DDD

[im-bad-at-names-okay]

god i really should make an intro post for this blog (my main)

[horndog-offical]

yea. you should

go make it 👍👍👍

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[horndog-offical]

THANK YOU THOMAS IS MAD ABOUT IT THO

[midwest-offical]

Why is Thomas mad???

[horndog-offical]

he didn't wanna get married but uh

hes OK now👍

[midwest-offical]

thats wonderful :>

Sorry hold on my kids are calling me

( @kansas-offical )

[horndog-offical]

THEY KILLED MY WIFE...

[midwest-offical]

NOOO

Why don't you come to the Midwest?

We can eat some cheese curds and hotdish while we plot revenge

[horndog-offical]

my wife...

why not I'd like some cheese curds they're one of the like 5 cheese things I like anyways

(ooc: for context it's cuz he got a lot of flirt and mod killed him. again. it's the second time)

[midwest-offical]

alrighty I'll pop 'em in the oven right away!

(OOC omg 😭)

[horndog-offical]

(ooc: sorry celebrating my sister's birthday. again. this is the third one)

im so tired west... so so tired

they keep taking my family

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[horndog-offical]

THANK YOU THOMAS IS MAD ABOUT IT THO

[midwest-offical]

Why is Thomas mad???

[horndog-offical]

he didn't wanna get married but uh

hes OK now👍

[midwest-offical]

thats wonderful :>

Sorry hold on my kids are calling me

( @kansas-offical )

[horndog-offical]

THEY KILLED MY WIFE...

[midwest-offical]

NOOO

Why don't you come to the Midwest?

We can eat some cheese curds and hotdish while we plot revenge

[horndog-offical]

my wife...

why not I'd like some cheese curds they're one of the like 5 cheese things I like anyways

(ooc: for context it's cuz he got a lot of flirt and mod killed him. again. it's the second time)

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[horndog-offical]

THANK YOU THOMAS IS MAD ABOUT IT THO

[midwest-offical]

Why is Thomas mad???

[horndog-offical]

he didn't wanna get married but uh

hes OK now👍

[midwest-offical]

thats wonderful :>

Sorry hold on my kids are calling me

( @kansas-offical )

[horndog-offical]

THEY KILLED MY WIFE...

[night---knuckles]

Hello, I’m an agent sent by one of your irls to

uh

idk

let’s sword fight on top of a building or smth

my irl said no violence but sure lol, i like daggers more tho

[horndog-offical]

I would like to join the fight. On whose side, I don't know.

[horndog-offical]

HELLO ARENT MEN HOT

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[horndog-offical]

THANK YOU THOMAS IS MAD ABOUT IT THO

[midwest-offical]

Why is Thomas mad???

[horndog-offical]

he didn't wanna get married but uh

hes OK now👍

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[midwest-offical]

OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPT FOR YOU GUYS!

[horndog-offical]

THANK YOU THOMAS IS MAD ABOUT IT THO

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[killer-offical]

calling @face-taker-offical to officiate the wedding between you and Thomas is crazy. lmaoo

lets do it. uhh well get in-character as Thomas rq

[face-taker-offical]

uhhhmmm

what do I do?

[horndog-offical]

you say the do you take blah blah blah part and the husband kissing

[face-taker-offical]

uhmmm

@killer-offical Thomas, do you take @horndog-offical at your lawnmower or whatever

[killer-offical]

..... i think I'm supposed to say yes.... uhm... yes...

[face-taker-offical]

and @horndog-offical do you take @killer-offical as your lawyer

[horndog-offical]

yeah why

[face-taker-offical]

by the power that was never vested in me I declare you two @killer-offical and @horndog-offical yaoi

[killer-offical]

great, can I leave now? I was busy...

[horndog-offical]

*lil forehead kiss* yea bye

[killer-offical]

ooc. woah thomas actually has a spouse now. last time he had one, he kinda killed that guy lol

[horndog-offical]

dawgs immortal it's fine

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[killer-offical]

calling @face-taker-offical to officiate the wedding between you and Thomas is crazy. lmaoo

lets do it. uhh well get in-character as Thomas rq

[face-taker-offical]

uhhhmmm

what do I do?

[horndog-offical]

you say the do you take blah blah blah part and the husband kissing

[face-taker-offical]

uhmmm

@killer-offical Thomas, do you take @horndog-offical at your lawnmower or whatever

[killer-offical]

..... i think I'm supposed to say yes.... uhm... yes...

[face-taker-offical]

and @horndog-offical do you take @killer-offical as your lawyer

[horndog-offical]

yeah why

[face-taker-offical]

by the power that was never vested in me I declare you two @killer-offical and @horndog-offical yaoi

[killer-offical]

great, can I leave now? I was busy...

[horndog-offical]

*lil forehead kiss* yea bye

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[killer-offical]

calling @face-taker-offical to officiate the wedding between you and Thomas is crazy. lmaoo

lets do it. uhh well get in-character as Thomas rq

[face-taker-offical]

uhhhmmm

what do I do?

[horndog-offical]

you say the do you take blah blah blah part and the husband kissing

[face-taker-offical]

uhmmm

@killer-offical Thomas, do you take @horndog-offical at your lawnmower or whatever

[killer-offical]

..... i think I'm supposed to say yes.... uhm... yes...

[face-taker-offical]

and @horndog-offical do you take @killer-offical as your lawyer

[horndog-offical]

yeah why

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[killer-offical]

calling @face-taker-offical to officiate the wedding between you and Thomas is crazy. lmaoo

lets do it. uhh well get in-character as Thomas rq

[face-taker-offical]

uhhhmmm

what do I do?

[horndog-offical]

you say the do you take blah blah blah part and the husband kissing

[horndog-offical]

WEDDING TIME

@killer-offical (wife person), @face-taker-offical (officiator) , @lore-anon-offical @midwest-offical (witnesses)

[killer-offical]

calling @face-taker-offical to officiate the wedding between you and Thomas is crazy. lmaoo

lets do it. uhh well get in-character as Thomas rq

[horndog-offical]

whos ready to rrrumble!!!

im Dawg, I'm here to marry the lovely Thomas