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librarianproblems

MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT READERS’ ADVISORY

predictivetextbot

tell me everything is going to be ok, bot

Every thing is going to be gay

mighty-esquilax

I sure hope so

ladygalra

temporarywhales-deactivated2018

This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:

yesterdaysprint

The Bakersfield Californian, California, October 25, 1925

mszombi

They successfully predicted punk girls

ladybegood

Joan Crawford and Gwen Lee in The Untamed (1929)

yesterdaysprint

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

shitmystudentswrite

Ethics

The four schools of ethics are relativism, universalism, utilitarianism, and plagiarism.

beatonna

sick burns

tinyglowingsharks

Edith-Anne is my fave.

the signs as mountain goats albums

aries: The Sunset Tree

taurus: All Hail West Texas

gemini: Tallahassee

cancer: Get Lonely

leo: Sweden

virgo: The Life Of The World To Come

libra: The Sunset Tree

scorpio: Heretic Pride

sagittarius: All Eternals Deck

capricorn: Transcendental Youth

aquarius: Beat The Champ

pisces: We Shall All Be Healed

bulbabushka

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver

“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that

emmmpty

Perfect

catsvulcansandwizardry-deactiva

I think it’s working.

theonion

Working From Home Vs. Working In An Office

roane72

This is startlingly accurate.

kateordie

Oh god

slightly-oblivvyous

Every time I hear someone say bisexuals/pansexuals are "just confused” I think

“well yeah I mean I guess I am pretty confused about taxes and like… how giraffe spines work.”

fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515

Giraffe spines are supported by some of the strongest muscles in any mammal, which not only give structural support but also aid in blood circulation, like a giant compression sock. Giraffe hearts are also, pound for pound, one of the strongest in the world, having to pump blood against gravity so high up. Fun fact: giraffes can’t vomit due to the sheer length of their necks, which also means they’re better at smelling toxins and bad fruit than almost any other animal.