Spaghetti Best Western

Butts Mgutts|27|professional pooper|

[trickstermelon]

Bitter is the Aftertaste

[doodle-empress66]

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

[tamale-papi]

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fucking incredible that this is the first example they used lmao

[bunnygirlpaws]

the last one is pretty funny too

[devourites]

mutual 1: getting really into gay sex lately

mutual 2: what the hell is a credit caard....... i thought those were where people put their pronouns.

mutual 3: DOES ANYONE KNOW IF IT WILL GET BETTER

mutual 4: siiiighhhh world's longest day at least i get to go home and have phone in bed time #myphone #mybed

mutual 1: i neeeeeed him like i need him like (picture of character from a soap drama from the early 2000's)

mutual 3: I THINK. I' BEING HUNTED FOR SPORT

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 3: THEYRE GOING TO RIP OFF MY ARMS- post cancelled the phone call was actually thirty seconds long

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 2: i dont even know how to do meth and you want me to pay taxes? unreal.

mutual 1: (mikey way Can I Say Something image)

mutual 2: MATH. MATH I MEANT MATH. i dont do meth but i think i could figure that out. unlike basic addition.

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 6: (picture of a character never before seen by anyone) does anyone else think she should have been a lesbian. anyway good morning.

mutual 4: phone in bed phone in bed. why is everyone dying on this app

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

i want to share this picture my mom took when she was young with you all. because its fucking awesome

on the back "super puppy 1985" is written

[kalimaxxing]

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

[mens-rights-activia]

[paulcifur-deactivated20240310]

[hotsaucebear]

[maltedsoda]

similar vibe to this absolutely unhinged car

[here-there-were-dragons]

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU at me i will HONK HONK if you get any closer U HAVE TO HONK IF if you WILL IF I HONK myself WANT honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK

[bananatwinky]

goddamn clankers

[segamascott]

[ruinedchildhood]

[kushblazer666]

[segamascott]

[ezioauditore-s]

you're laughing? Ezio Auditore had a 43 yr long situationship with renowned painter and inventor Leonardo da Vinci and you're LAUGHING???

[thefarnsworthgallery]

My Man’s Body Dish For L’Opera Gateau Au Chocolat - Ryoko Kimura, 2005

[luckyyyyyyyyyyyy]

[ravenstagged]

I’m not usually one to add to posts but I need everyone to see OP’s hand for scale

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[naidje]

Try it