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i walk on stage at coachella 2018 with a guitar case and i open it up and it’s just packed with mashed potatoes and i sit down n start eating calmly

higgzorz

i roll for initiative

lmaonade

you roll a nat 20

higgzorz

i rush on stage before security can stop me and eat some of your mashed potatoes

thatsthat24

The Friend Who Loves Listening to ASMR 👂 (W/ @welcome-to-the-joangle)

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Joan: Do you mind if I play something? Thomas: Sure. Joan: How about The Doors? Thomas: Yaaas! :D [sounds of doors being closed] Thomas: That isn’t… what is this? Joan: Oh, do you want to listen to something else? I’ve got some Rolling Stones. Thomas: Yes, that’s – yes. [sounds of stones rolling on the ground] Thomas: Yeah, okay, again, this is not what I thought you meant. Thomas: Okay, how about this: Panic! at the Disco? Joan: I have that! Thomas: Perfect! [sounds of people screaming over disco music] Thomas: *screams and regrets everything*

twitterlols

cassianns-deactivated20171222

you’re welcome.

memewhore

ddraco

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

bochelizm

i have found my favorite luke skywalker gif

evaunit08

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial

Are americans okay

LOL

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

finalposs

@mmmskulljuice

mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

mrbeefgnaw

“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

coelasquid

“Same crab!” “Same crab!”

disgustinganimals

makes you wonder if there are any actual crabs out there or if it’s all a big lie put forth by Big Cephalopod

zeldamaniac44

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

radiojamming

ah yes time for the sacred american tradition of IT’S NOT THE 4TH YET ASSHOLE STOP SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS

gffa

100% the most in-character Obi-Wan and Anakin bickering I have ever seen.

micdotcom

Reporter Brian Karem takes Sarah Huckabee Sanders to task during briefing over “inflammatory” media comments

yan-tonz

Fuck. yeah. Roast her ass.

urulokid

HE’S A REPORTER FOR PLAYBOY. we have reached the point where a playboy reporter is the only person brave enough to speak up about this bullshit

cairgnorm

starlightvii

THIS

theryanproject

I miss Christina so much 😭

alternativeblkgal

she was the best 😭

astrocyte-deactivated20171202

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

baby boomer:

tnerdbean

But listen that’s the thing.

We are short staffed almost 97% of the time at my retail job. Because corporate has figured out you can overwork 4 people at minimum wage instead of paying for the 8 people you should probably have to be on the clock.

Baby boomers grew up with stores that were adequately staffed, with workers who most likely had weeks of training for their jobs as opposed to the 1-2 shadow shift training we get now. Also those workers most likely were able to be full time if they wanted. Now retail, except for management positions, is mostly made up of part time workers, because you don’t have to give them benefits. So you have a workforce of perpetually underpaid, overwhelmed, undertrained people trying to do their best all while dealing with an entire generation of people who refuse to acknowledge that the system has changed and the average retail worker has NO control over that change and is being taken advantage of.

Like we got our customer surveys back, and almost every single one mentioned that they couldn’t find someone to help them or we needed more people on register because it was TOO SLOW, but what did management tell us instead of scheduling more people? We need to be quicker on register and call for backup if necessary. Which makes no sense because we can’t call for backup THAT ISN’T THERE.