What Even Is This Blog?

A 25 year old lesbian whore

[izbnart]

Batman animation 👍🌟

[teapartyspider]

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

[catasters]

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[jaubaius]

Life’s hard as a duckling when mum keeps disappearing every 5 seconds.

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

A new Robin trying to keep up with Batman.

Or the latest batch of grandchildren trying to keep up with Bruce at the grocery store.

[dogposts]

Good boy tries protecting his owner at jujitsu tournament

[ceruleanheaven]

trying to figure out if a memory of mine actually happened or if its a hallucination a dream i had or a lie i told a bunch of times and forgot was a lie

[spiralstaircased]

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

[dogpuppy]

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[tj99er]

FREE HIM

[ragingbookdragon]

“And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!”

[girldraki]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

these are KILLING me

[shmooseee]

he was definitely not old enough to buy alcohol here either

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

[mentohol-blog]

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

[direhydroid]

also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.

also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

More from the notes:

[nyukaart]

Library mission

[dogpuppy]

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce Wayne has either a crippling fear of Batman, his fear of bats is very well known after all, or really doesn’t like him because Bruce Wayne is the only person who Batman has actually refused to save in person but has sent a Robin or one of the Bats in his place instead. Gotham of course sees this, and are torn because how can they support Batman when he’s actively refusing to protect the one Gothamite every Gothamite actually adore? Bruce Wayne is their Princess Diana, what is the Bat’s problem? But Bruce will not hesitate to criticise Batman in public, in fact it is a Gotham past time to work one of Bruce’s famous zingers out of him.

Being on Gotham This Morning being interviewed about some charity run he’s going to do and Bruce admits he’s nervous of whiping out and the interviewer laughs and asks whether he’s seen the viral video of Batman tripping and skidding across a rooftop after overextending too much? Bruce lights uo immediately, the footage is played and Bruce just pulls a face and goes, ‘Isn’t he like meant to be a professional?’

On whether Bruce will invite Batman to be apart of his bachelor’s auction for charity, Bruce just pulls a face like a toddler trying a lemon for the first time.

Bruce at a gala fainting when the Bat Signal is shone into the sky.

Flinching when Batgirl shows up but sighing dramatically and being like, “at least it isn’t the big bastard”

Somebody yelling “Batman” in the street only for Bruce to either drop to the ground screaming or yelling at the skyline “you caped bitch”

Bruce getting kidnapped for the nth time in a month, yelling for somebody to call Superman because if the Bat shows up he’s going to freak.

Bruce comically screeching when he’s saved by Red Hood, pointing at the big red Bat on his chest.

Red Robin and Robin showing up to save Bruce Wayne only for the billionaire to clutch the two boys to his chest and wail, “he’s indoctrinating children”