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21 Y.O | old movie lover | punk | mostly just rebloging stuff | art nerd | history nerd | ....just nerd I guess? | opera, theatre nerd | obsessive over a new topic every month

[migraineegg]

Mutuals I'm sorry for the oscar spam, bear with me pls

[the-busy-ghost]

Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister Drinking Game

For those of you, like me, with nothing else going on in your lives. Drink:

1- Every time Jim Hacker does a Churchill-esque impression

2- Every time Bernard Woolley is unnecessarily pedantic

3- Every time Sir Humphrey Appleby Explains At Length

4- Every time Annie is snarky

5- Every time Bernard says ‘Gosh’

6- Every time someone disparages the London School of Economics (LSE) or says its name in a disdainful manner

7- Every time Jim gets excited about the prospect of press attention

8- Every time Jim tries to power through being drunk

9- Every time Sir Humphrey loses his cool

10- Every time someone leaks

11- Every time Dorothy Wainwright looks like she’s plotting someone’s imminent demise OR every time Frank Weisel is referred to as ‘Weasel’

12- Every time someone says ‘Yes [Prime] Minister’

Feel free to add or alter or omit to your own preference

[tanadrin]

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

[teaboot]

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

[kosmogrl]

[palecompressor-deactivated20241]

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

[kropotkindersurprise]

[mysillycomics]/[esnupi.core]

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[lockheed-martin-unofficial]

me, frank sinatra: if I become the most popular singer of my time I will never use my wealth and influence to bully other artists

[5 years later]

highly throwable Harlan Ellison: hoohoohee

me: are those Italian boots

[elvish-root]

I love DA2. The shitty graphics. The horrible gameplay. The story so unavoidably devastating and beautiful and horrible. Everyone hates each other. Everyone loves each other. You’re constantly filling the streets with bodies and there are no ramifications for this. There are ramifications for everything you say and do. Everyone’s bisexual. There’s a dragon in the mine. You lose everyone and everything you love and care about and it’s inevitable. Isabela gets an STI at one point. Merrill is a blood mage. You go from rags to riches to going on the run. You have a dog. You set your friend up on a date with the guy she likes. You hunt down a serial killer who takes the last member of your family away. Your doctor friend is possessed and loves cats and commits domestic terrorism. You have no control. You control everything.

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[shubbabang]

[noodleddragon]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

*usually

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[evil-scientist]

i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies

[bunniesinformermagazine]

whgy do youy fackinngng hateme

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.