Yes, I am normal. So normal and ugly am I!

Mika the Shadowbeast here, and welcome to my blog! You can do all sorts of things here. Ask me questions, look at all the cringe posts I make, follows the links to escape from here, and also ask me questions. (Mika was born in the year of our Lord 1995, she is not a minor, not even close.)

[mika-the-shadowbeast]

YouTube and Fanfics!

Here’s some very important info for you guys! I’m on YouTube and write fanfics!

You can find all my fun videos here! And all of my unfinished fics here!

I also have a twitter, but I feel like I’m going to be deleting that soon, so I’m not going to link that right now.

[microsff]

"You have tampered in the Gods' domain!" the god shouted.

"Well, maybe, but you gods tamper in the human domain all the time!"

"That's... That's different!"

"How?"

"We are Gods! It's what we do!"

"And we are human. Likewise."

"I..." The god sighed. "Fair. But keep it quiet, okay?"

[tossawary]

Rewatching the original "The Little Mermaid" animated movie while working on something else... I can't quite recall at the moment (early into it atm) if this movie ever establishes Eric as the heir of the throne of his kingdom.

I think it'd be really funny if Eric was actually a younger brother. So, like, maybe he's a duke, actually, but he still gets the title of Prince. Travels the sea a lot, unlike a more landlocked heir. Hanging out at this summer seaside palace while the rest of the family is elsewhere for some reason.

Like, imagine Eric's parents and older brother and maybe sister-in-law and niblings getting that letter at the end of this movie. Nearly drowned. Miraculously washed ashore. Fell in love with a mysterious voice and then a mute girl. Got enchanted by a shape-shifting sea witch and nearly married her. Killed the sea witch after she turned into a giant. Married the aforementioned girl who turned out to be the beloved youngest daughter of the mythical King Triton instead and have now established a strong alliance with the merpeople. Wild summer! Wish you were here!

[ruffboi-mags]

(via @owl-librarian)

[helloilovefanfiction]

reunion on erid

[taumoebros]

step two in introducing your pets humans

bonus:

PART 1

[arcadiansolitude]

Dog years this, early dying grace that. Didn’t Rocky still get exposed to a high dose of radiation in the taumoeba leak incident? Like, more than he ever passively experienced on Erid in his entire life, period?

Give that rock cancer. Doomed queerplatonic relationship. They both die at the same time and Adrian turns the biodome into a museum to their sacrifice.

[raecreativearts]

They found the oversized novelty mug in one of the lockers in the breakroom. Fits Sun perfectly though! (Based on an actual mug I found at the mall) 😂

[teaboot]

I live in the northwest coast of Canada so we walk everywhere and do stuff outside in the rain and swim in whatever lakes and rivers we find so imagine my smug sense of Canadian superiority when I met a USAmerican Midwesterner who was horrified at the very thought

And then I went to the USAmerican Midwest

And I understood

[teaboot]

What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way

[teaboot]

BC, Canada:

Rains frequently, but the worst is like standing under a bathroom shower. Genuinely inhospitable rainstorms are uncommon.

Along the coast, it's pretty easy in most areas to walk to at least one store, or else there's usually a bus or shuttle available. There are sidewalks and bike lanes everywhere.

It's a temperate boreal rainforest, so while there are many freshwater lakes and rivers, they're usually pretty cold. The biggest danger is typically getting caught in a strong current, and the most dangerous animals in swimming distance are on land.

Earthquakes happen almost every day, but the vast majority go unnoticed. Buildings are designed to withstand bigger seismic activity, so unless it's a 5 or higher it just kind of feels like having low blood sugar for a second. There are no tornados

Rural Illinois, USA:

One minute it's sunny, then ten minutes later that distant smudge on the horizon has swallowed the entire sky in black clouds and the water is coming down like waterfall and you literally CANNOT SEE. Then there's a crash like cymbals and you need to get indoors because the thunder and lightening are on TOP of you

No sidewalks until you are in the smack dab center of town, which is a three hour walk or twenty minute drive from wherever you are.

There aren't many natural bodies of water other than small ponds and creeks, and because the environment is so much warmer, those are filled with snapping turtles that can grow bigger than a nine year old child and water snakes that are incredibly venomous. These are paired with leeches and mosquitos for that sweet umami flavor.

Sometimes Jupiter, Lord of the Heavens decides to jam his finger into the side of your house just to fuck with your whole shit and throws your truck a thousand yards into the nearest church

[zakutari]

wobble gif for her

[ikimaru]

the finale but it's sea bunny slug 😔✌️

[raggadollie]

like what if they were a little self-aware

[mleelunsford]

I don't need to explain myself

[enqvpnyqerrzheef]

[comprenale]

Btw the mini kirs is the SOUL and not Kris so this means that the player in this case is absolutely cracked at whatever smash the physics are based on

[enqvpnyqerrzheef]

wrong it is kris actually it represents a part of themself that they fear and it's also the part of themself that's fucking busted at marth

[galacticsabc]

The Bad at Coping Bros.

[squidsmeister]

the amazing digital transgender glow up

[metamatronic]

paneling/coloring comics takes a lot of work. take this instead, lmao. follow up to this.

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link