welcome to my house

I don’t know what I’m doing blawg

[melonsharks]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[meburgers]

saw a lady wearing this shirt at my workplace and thought it was so stupid. i couldn’t stop thinking about it.

[ancient-rome-au]

new frontiers in horse girl [laudatory] [source]

[badass-space-fish]

No shade to the stuff that’s currently trending at this very moment or the people posting the things. But. Today is an anniversary of a variety of major world events and NONE of them are trending.

For those who are unaware:

It’s literally autism day in every way yet it’s not trending

[s-lycopersicum]

not quite

[kyrolyte]

The plastic bags are hard to open sometimes.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[gl0wf1shhhguy]

Rocky mate bad as hell or something like that

[raphalorem]

unreliable sources

[creamycuppy]

[bellasauruss]

would yoy ever

[c3rvida3]

I need to feed this thing pellets out of my hand like it's a baby goat so bad.

[dogpuppy]

[macabro]

Why do all teachers have the same profile pic?

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[hi-its-the-blackmold]

As both a science and English nerd, I love the idea that since Eridians are cosexual (am I using that term right? Let me know), they don’t have pronouns indicative of sex or gender but rather state of relation. Like how Rocky says, “friend Grace”, he is stating the relation of the subject to him. And taking it further, pronouns of possession, like Rocky talking to another Eridian would refer to Adrian as, “my Adrian”, and the other Eridian would refer to Adrian as “your Adrian” throughout the conversation. Because the state of relation is that Adrian and Rocky are mates. And that shifts based on who’s in the conversation when the state of relation to who is present changes. Say Rocky isn’t there. Same Eridian, who works with Adrian, talking to another Eridian who works with Adrian. Now it’s, “coworker Adrian” or “<job> Adrian”. Same Eridian talking to another Eridian who doesn’t know Adrian at all, and now it’s dependent on the context of the conversation. It could be, “Rocky’s Adrian” or “coworker Adrian”. If two states share the individual equally, you get “our Rocky” for Adrian speaking to Grace.

Now that we have discussed this: I would like you to imagine the first time after Rocky left for Tau Ceti that somebody has the gall to speak of Adrian and Not refer to them as “Rocky’s Adrian” when the context would make that the appropriate way to refer to them. Implying they’re available now.

I would now like you to imagine Adrien crushing them into a smoldering gritty smear on the ground.

[clubdreamm-deactivated20210114]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[kobonibomibo]

@bumble-b-goode

[bumble-b-goode]

[official-bee-posts]

Official bug ass post!!