Salutations

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[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[mikalechip00]

Mini of the month painted

[zinjanthropusboisei]

Hell yeah CLRG!

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[kingcho]

Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.

[lastoneout]

Like can you imagine how horrible and crushing it must be as a trans woman who wants to play sports to have the people defending you be doing it on the grounds that your HRT makes you weaker than men and it wouldn't be fair for you to go up against them because your poor, frail, female body could never beat a man at anything??

And can you also imagine being a trans man and having the time and work you've put in to be good at your sport all be chalked up to the testosterone and not your own heard work and earned skill?? To have people act like you're only good at something you love because you're using testosterone(especially because T is not a magic "be good at sports" drug).

And god intersex and nonbinary people just can't fucking assimilate at all and even if we change the rules so binary trans kids can play that does nothing to help kids who fall outside the binary entirely.

Like christ alive, I just want to apologize to all trans and intersex people. No one should be using misogyny to defend you, be it by saying your HTR makes you weak or that it makes you strong with no effort, or by acting like you not being included isn't a problem worth talking about. Trans and intersex people are just as capable as any cis person, their work and effort is just as real, and we should not belittle them in the quest to protect them. Stop spreading misogynistic beliefs about hormones and gender/sex, stop upholding the gender binary, stop pushing assimilation over liberation.

I'm so fucking mad rn. Trans and intersex people deserve SO much better.

[lastoneout]

Also pouring one out for cis girls. If people were out there, especially my parents, defending me on the grounds that I could never beat a man at anything I would be crushed. And livid. I'd never believe my parents when they congratulate me or encourage me ever again. It's a horrible thing to hear, especially from people who claim to care about you and be progressive.

And like cis boys are only upset when women beat them because they were told from a young age that they are better and smarter and stronger than girls and that they should be humiliated if a girl is better than them, if we stopped fucking teaching them that this attitude would fade into obscurity, not be a cycle thst just won't fucking quit.

This attitude helps no one. It holds us all back. And I'm sick of it.

[lastoneout]

2026 Edit: No one should be using misogyny to defend us.

[sacred-portal]

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[the-original-offical]

THE ORIGINAL??

[mrsthunderkin]

Science dad is scary dad

Part 52>>> Part 54???

Beginning

[mermista16]

Credit: shikoshi_arts

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[author-isation]

Oh shit! He’s gonna cast penis blast!

[drizzlesdoodles]

Yesterday was Miranda's day to shine. Today is Shep's.

(Speedpaint on my TikTok)

(Sorry, had to fix it! forgot the freckles)

[kau7man]

Fast sketch of Arjay

[startstatic]

i was trying to describe you to someone

[sufroyo]

overcome w the urge to draw them last night..started off as a doodle and did not end that way haha

[vexwerewolf]

With the utmost sincerity: What is it that you love about Borderlands?

The problem is that I must always describe what Borderlands is like at its peak, when it truly lives up to all that it's supposed to be. This is, unfortunately, not always, and for long periods it's been "not often."

There is nothing quite like Borderlands. For all that Borderlands sometimes fails to live up to its own promise, nobody has ever gotten close to Borderlands. Rage 2 tried to copy it whole hog and was dogshit. Destiny 2 has slowly but surely vanished up its own ass. Overwatch and its ten dozen knockoffs have made half-hearted attempts at its style but never gotten close to the series' charm.

At its best, the appeal of Borderlands is this: serious, meaningful stories that just so happen to take place in a fundamentally unserious world.

The world of Borderlands is stupid. The world of Borderlands is very, very stupid. It's absurd. It's asinine. It's an absolute clownshow. It's Cowboy Bebop as written by the Onion. Everything is either run by corporations or abandoned by them, which leads to the juxtaposition of bright, shining iPod Futurism with Mad Max scavenger world chaos. Everyone has become the most extreme and unhinged version of themselves.

And when it is at its best, Borderlands has the courage to say: okay, so this world might be a truly absurd and farcical place, but what if you actually had to live there? What then? What if we were to extend to this world some suspension of disbelief? What if we were to look at this world we've created and treat it as a place that could exist? What stories could we tell in such a place? How do the unique aspects of our worldbuilding allow us to tell unique stories?

This is what allows moments like the time in Borderlands 2 where Handsome Jack uses Eridium slag to mutate Bloodwing and make you fight her, then when you win, blows her head off with a bomb collar, and treats this as a genuinely horrifying act and a genuine loss of a character who someone truly loved. Then Jack fucks around trying to find a violin, can't find it for like ten minutes and then gets mad when his cruel joke doesn't land, and it's genuinely hilarious, because this is the exact kind of petty, malicious, insecure douchebag he is.

When it works - and trust me, as a fan of the series, I know it often doesn't - there is nothing quite like Borderlands. There is nothing that can quite match the simultaneous absurdity and sincerity of Borderlands when Borderlands believes in itself. I just wish it did so more often.

[sufroyo]

go my 4️⃣derlands !!

[yizhidaedra]

take you away😢