CEO of Aziklein

Ari, any pronouns, sick of this bullshit, and stuck in LOTM Hell I apparently make up over a third of the english Aziklein tag by word count.

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[heatandapathy]

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

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tiktok asked me if i wanted to share this video with my contacts

[bigmommycommie]

oh noooo what do you mean theres weird stuff on the Weird Stuff Website, made specifically to hold the weird stuff that can't be posted anywhere else????

[dear-ao3]

[arekyve]

SQQ self detonating has to be brought up as a reference for everything now on CQM. Just like how binghe's teacher fucker reputation precedes him so does SQQ's so called sacrifice (re: escape) for Binghe has to precede him but no one has any respect for it. It wasn't admirable, it was stupid as hell and everyone will remind him every waking moment.

Hey kiddo why the long face? Your crush rejected you? Aw, at least he didn't kill himself in front of you!

Your students aren't listening to you? You know what you should do, self detonate. That'll show em.

Mingfang is ning yingying still mad at you? You should fake your death, yea she'll have no choice but to live with that forever until you come back that is!

Peak lords meeting, there's a disagreement going on, someone says, "hey maybe if you killed yourself, we might take you more seriously ya know?" "FOR THE LAST TIME-"

anyway, don't let that man forget his dumbass crimes. I especially need Shang Qinghua to constantly remind SQQ of it. It's also the first strategy he always recommends too. "So we need to get the seedling that MQF asked for but we'll have to avoid xyz beast, any ideas?" "Yea let's kill ourselves that way we wont die." "I'm not taking your word for it like last time, we were supposed to die together but u didn't die and i looked like a fucking idiot so fuck you. You want me to kill myself, u first."

[ao3commentoftheday]

For anyone who hasn't seen them before, Hidden Search Operators are handy tricks you can use when you're either searching or filtering AO3.

summary: string is a generic way of explaining that you can search AO3 for a specific word that appears in a summary. You can do this from the search bar in the header, from the Any Field box at the top of the Advanced Search form, or from the Search Within Results box at the bottom of the filter menu.

Examples:

summary: Bruce

summary: "Bruce Banner"

summary: Bruce OR summary: Banner OR summary: Hulk

You need to put quotation marks around your search term if it is more than one word. The quotes make sure that the site searches for those two words together.

The other two operators listed work best in the Search Within Results box.

expected_number_of_chapters: 1 will return results where every fic has only 1 chapter currently posted.

You can use expected_number_of_chapters: -1 if you want results where every fic has more than 1 chapter currently posted.

otp:true will return results where there is only 1 relationship tag on the fic. If you want results where there are 2+ relationship tags (and no fics with only 1 relationship tag) then you can use otp:false

[katri-24]

This page is so beautiful and honestly I hope it reaches and helps any new people that are just starting out on Ao3 because it's helping me and I’ve been using the site for 5+ years now

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[babanabread]

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER(S) ADDED!

Tumblr Gold Users

[dear-ao3]

[x] [ID: AO3 author’s note that reads: It feels so weird to think that I wrote my first smut (this fic) while my city was bombed /End ID]

[f0reverxternally]

KJH PLEASSSEEE give us Penelope in her canto

[alexbutrandomthoughts]

Just caught up with "See you my king" and what do you mEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE A NOVEL, I CAN'T READ AHEAD??????? WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELF????????

Edit: WE HAVE LIKE NO FANFICTION TOO. HOW AM I MEANT TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE CONDITIONS

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[its-too-many-fandoms]

Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.

Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.

Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.

In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt

[sadisticssre]

It was a mistake for Sanlang to stay overnight at Xie Lian's temple during their first meeting.. 💕

[sonderdd]

lotm chapter 1221

RAHHHHHHH SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THAT AS ONE PARAGRAPH I'M GREEEEDYYYY SHOW MEEEE RAHHH WE NEED MORE OF THESE THREE THIS INSTANT RIGHT NEOWEEEEEEWWWW

[godsinthemachine]

Why is breathing expensive?

[targetedknowledge]