Hi!

--- They/them --- --- Transmasc swag ---

[curieklei]

[evilwizard]

as any really good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:

rags to riches

man vs man

man vs bee

voyage to meat world

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

amateur pornography

godzilla

[weepingwitch]

another thought about "gen z and gen alpha don't know how to use computers, just phone apps" is that this is intentionally the direction tech companies have pushed things in, they don't want users to understand anything about the underlying system, they want you to just buy a subscription to a thing and if it doesn't do what you need it to, you just upgrade to the more expensive one. users who look at configuration files are their worst nightmare

[vampmilf]

doing important research on this fine sunday morning

[soulmvtes]

february was just like. i will endure and endure i guess

[esthermika]

[shetheyslain]

Viable transgendered careers and why I cannot pursue them

Video essayist ❌ - cant read

Dj ❌ - only song I know is twinkle twinkle little star

Model ❌ - I’m too pretty it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls

Sad gitar singer ❌ - can’t spell gutar

Furry programmer ❌ - my hair is too thick and luscious to wear the cat ear headset

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[damazcuz]

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

[damazcuz]

To be honest yeah

[jame7t]

awww its ok little guy [steps towards you with intent to harm]

[rickybabyboy]

Im activating my ability.

[hornpoint]

thrre should be a eels tearing apart a human corpse emoji

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

the lobotomy was a failure. tgey trued to scoop that thang out and it bit them cause it lovesme too much to leave

[rainbow-femme]

Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate

Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks

Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

if you ever saw me say some weird shit i was high or confused or scared or i meant it

[chips1977]

thinking of getting poisoned later

[hispanicin]

[after saying something completely normal] be honest do you think i should ever speak again

[th3t0w3r-deactivated20240220]

experts are saying it's fine man, and they recommend that you chill