Captain Mike Yates

The Brig's right hand man and professional UNIT peacekeeper!! (mostly..) "We're letting him think we're running away. Now we'll go back on foot." . Dw rp blog run by @achiblitz ^^ . Ooc: -Will try to be in character in interactions :] -May be inactive at times, sorry if I disappear for weeks at a time -both ooc and in character asks are welcome!!

[mikeyates-captain]

Sometimes when I'm upset Benton and Jo sing to me to cheer me up

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i really dont believe you :/

righttt okay so if i was to go and ask carol right now she would say you show an interest in joy and whimsy? is that what youre saying? and SURE pal, SURE. youre trying to tell me youve never wondered what having gills would be like? not even the humble webbed feet? not even trying out a tail??? right okay

[mikeyates-captain]

Fine, you stick to that then, it's obvious I'm not going to change your mind.

Carol isn't one of my friends, but she might've seen me being happy at times. And yes, i really do mean that. I hate being in the water, having those extra features wouldn't benefit me at all.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

glad you accept that!!!1 ^_^ look at you, using your head! waw!

hmmm im reallt not sure........... i think i remember her saying that she was a bit scared of you 🤔 and goddddddd youre boringgggggg . not even wings?

[mikeyates-captain]

You are infuriating.

Scared of me? I suppose I am one of her superiors but even so. I have a helicopter, why would I need wings?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

whaaaaaaat??? infuriating??? me??? 🥺🥺🥺little old me??? nooooooo i dont think so i think im delightful and so do my friends :>

yeah no i think you need to look inward and just Not be scary <3333 but idk how well that would work 😔 peace and love!!!!!!! amd havent you considered how much easier it would be to have wings? its free, youre not restricted, you can customise them like. you could have rainbow wings. or even patterned wings if you want camo. or you coulld justvbe boring, which you seem to want to be 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Yes, you. I don't think you're delightful At All, you're a little terror.

I'm not scary???? Rainbow wings... wouldn't that be a little too.. obnoxious? And i think, even if they were camo, wings would stick out like a sore thumb in the field.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

mean 2 me 😔💔💔😔 you hate my whimsy and intelligence and the fact that i dont suck up to you

yes you are. sometimes. im not scared of you bit ive seen people be scared of you like carol. youre scary! anf ughh fineeee youre just a lame loser who doesnt like having fun 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you're mean to me as well!!

I am not scary! And I'm certainly not a lame loser >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

IM NOT MEAN im literally nice. hou just cant handle me telling you the truth idk what to tell you

yes you are, and yes you are

[mikeyates-captain]

You blame everything on me even when it isn't my fault, that isn't being nice it's just rude.

I'm not!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well it is your fault you just dont knkw how vecause youre nkt as smart as me

you are!!!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

It isn't my fault! You're about as smart as a schoolchild, you don't know how to realise that some things just aren't connected!!

I am not!!!!!!!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

if im about as smart as a schoolchild, then YOURE about as smart as a hatchling

yes you are!!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

I am neither of those things!!!! and it's insulting that you think I am!!!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you know what im talking about. you act like youre a few days out of your egg. i cant believe we're in the same age range 😒

yes you are and no it isnt

[mikeyates-captain]

Human's don't even come from eggs????

No I'm not and yes it is.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you dont?????

yes you are and no it isnt. the sooner you accept this, the better

[mikeyates-captain]

No????? We don't?????? We're born through our mothers?????

The sooner YOU accept it the better. I'm arguing the right side here

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats weirddddd why dont you hatch from eggs??? and whats a mother??

whether you think youre arguing the right side or not is irrelevant because that doesnt change that carol is sometimes scared of you and also that uyoure a loser for not wanting awesome shapeshifting powers. ok? ok :>

[mikeyates-captain]

What do you mean 'why'??? It's part of our basic biology???? A mother is a human woman who's given birth to a baby and takes care of it.

Fine, Carol can be scared of me, but I'm not a loser and I'm not backing down on that.

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i really dont believe you :/

righttt okay so if i was to go and ask carol right now she would say you show an interest in joy and whimsy? is that what youre saying? and SURE pal, SURE. youre trying to tell me youve never wondered what having gills would be like? not even the humble webbed feet? not even trying out a tail??? right okay

[mikeyates-captain]

Fine, you stick to that then, it's obvious I'm not going to change your mind.

Carol isn't one of my friends, but she might've seen me being happy at times. And yes, i really do mean that. I hate being in the water, having those extra features wouldn't benefit me at all.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

glad you accept that!!!1 ^_^ look at you, using your head! waw!

hmmm im reallt not sure........... i think i remember her saying that she was a bit scared of you 🤔 and goddddddd youre boringgggggg . not even wings?

[mikeyates-captain]

You are infuriating.

Scared of me? I suppose I am one of her superiors but even so. I have a helicopter, why would I need wings?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

whaaaaaaat??? infuriating??? me??? 🥺🥺🥺little old me??? nooooooo i dont think so i think im delightful and so do my friends :>

yeah no i think you need to look inward and just Not be scary <3333 but idk how well that would work 😔 peace and love!!!!!!! amd havent you considered how much easier it would be to have wings? its free, youre not restricted, you can customise them like. you could have rainbow wings. or even patterned wings if you want camo. or you coulld justvbe boring, which you seem to want to be 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Yes, you. I don't think you're delightful At All, you're a little terror.

I'm not scary???? Rainbow wings... wouldn't that be a little too.. obnoxious? And i think, even if they were camo, wings would stick out like a sore thumb in the field.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

mean 2 me 😔💔💔😔 you hate my whimsy and intelligence and the fact that i dont suck up to you

yes you are. sometimes. im not scared of you bit ive seen people be scared of you like carol. youre scary! anf ughh fineeee youre just a lame loser who doesnt like having fun 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you're mean to me as well!!

I am not scary! And I'm certainly not a lame loser >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

IM NOT MEAN im literally nice. hou just cant handle me telling you the truth idk what to tell you

yes you are, and yes you are

[mikeyates-captain]

You blame everything on me even when it isn't my fault, that isn't being nice it's just rude.

I'm not!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well it is your fault you just dont knkw how vecause youre nkt as smart as me

you are!!!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

It isn't my fault! You're about as smart as a schoolchild, you don't know how to realise that some things just aren't connected!!

I am not!!!!!!!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

if im about as smart as a schoolchild, then YOURE about as smart as a hatchling

yes you are!!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

I am neither of those things!!!! and it's insulting that you think I am!!!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you know what im talking about. you act like youre a few days out of your egg. i cant believe we're in the same age range 😒

yes you are and no it isnt

[mikeyates-captain]

Human's don't even come from eggs????

No I'm not and yes it is.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you dont?????

yes you are and no it isnt. the sooner you accept this, the better

[mikeyates-captain]

No????? We don't?????? We're born through our mothers?????

The sooner YOU accept it the better. I'm arguing the right side here

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i really dont believe you :/

righttt okay so if i was to go and ask carol right now she would say you show an interest in joy and whimsy? is that what youre saying? and SURE pal, SURE. youre trying to tell me youve never wondered what having gills would be like? not even the humble webbed feet? not even trying out a tail??? right okay

[mikeyates-captain]

Fine, you stick to that then, it's obvious I'm not going to change your mind.

Carol isn't one of my friends, but she might've seen me being happy at times. And yes, i really do mean that. I hate being in the water, having those extra features wouldn't benefit me at all.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

glad you accept that!!!1 ^_^ look at you, using your head! waw!

hmmm im reallt not sure........... i think i remember her saying that she was a bit scared of you 🤔 and goddddddd youre boringgggggg . not even wings?

[mikeyates-captain]

You are infuriating.

Scared of me? I suppose I am one of her superiors but even so. I have a helicopter, why would I need wings?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

whaaaaaaat??? infuriating??? me??? 🥺🥺🥺little old me??? nooooooo i dont think so i think im delightful and so do my friends :>

yeah no i think you need to look inward and just Not be scary <3333 but idk how well that would work 😔 peace and love!!!!!!! amd havent you considered how much easier it would be to have wings? its free, youre not restricted, you can customise them like. you could have rainbow wings. or even patterned wings if you want camo. or you coulld justvbe boring, which you seem to want to be 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Yes, you. I don't think you're delightful At All, you're a little terror.

I'm not scary???? Rainbow wings... wouldn't that be a little too.. obnoxious? And i think, even if they were camo, wings would stick out like a sore thumb in the field.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

mean 2 me 😔💔💔😔 you hate my whimsy and intelligence and the fact that i dont suck up to you

yes you are. sometimes. im not scared of you bit ive seen people be scared of you like carol. youre scary! anf ughh fineeee youre just a lame loser who doesnt like having fun 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you're mean to me as well!!

I am not scary! And I'm certainly not a lame loser >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

IM NOT MEAN im literally nice. hou just cant handle me telling you the truth idk what to tell you

yes you are, and yes you are

[mikeyates-captain]

You blame everything on me even when it isn't my fault, that isn't being nice it's just rude.

I'm not!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well it is your fault you just dont knkw how vecause youre nkt as smart as me

you are!!!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

It isn't my fault! You're about as smart as a schoolchild, you don't know how to realise that some things just aren't connected!!

I am not!!!!!!!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

if im about as smart as a schoolchild, then YOURE about as smart as a hatchling

yes you are!!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

I am neither of those things!!!! and it's insulting that you think I am!!!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you know what im talking about. you act like youre a few days out of your egg. i cant believe we're in the same age range 😒

yes you are and no it isnt

[mikeyates-captain]

Human's don't even come from eggs????

No I'm not and yes it is.

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i really dont believe you :/

righttt okay so if i was to go and ask carol right now she would say you show an interest in joy and whimsy? is that what youre saying? and SURE pal, SURE. youre trying to tell me youve never wondered what having gills would be like? not even the humble webbed feet? not even trying out a tail??? right okay

[mikeyates-captain]

Fine, you stick to that then, it's obvious I'm not going to change your mind.

Carol isn't one of my friends, but she might've seen me being happy at times. And yes, i really do mean that. I hate being in the water, having those extra features wouldn't benefit me at all.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

glad you accept that!!!1 ^_^ look at you, using your head! waw!

hmmm im reallt not sure........... i think i remember her saying that she was a bit scared of you 🤔 and goddddddd youre boringgggggg . not even wings?

[mikeyates-captain]

You are infuriating.

Scared of me? I suppose I am one of her superiors but even so. I have a helicopter, why would I need wings?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

whaaaaaaat??? infuriating??? me??? 🥺🥺🥺little old me??? nooooooo i dont think so i think im delightful and so do my friends :>

yeah no i think you need to look inward and just Not be scary <3333 but idk how well that would work 😔 peace and love!!!!!!! amd havent you considered how much easier it would be to have wings? its free, youre not restricted, you can customise them like. you could have rainbow wings. or even patterned wings if you want camo. or you coulld justvbe boring, which you seem to want to be 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Yes, you. I don't think you're delightful At All, you're a little terror.

I'm not scary???? Rainbow wings... wouldn't that be a little too.. obnoxious? And i think, even if they were camo, wings would stick out like a sore thumb in the field.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

mean 2 me 😔💔💔😔 you hate my whimsy and intelligence and the fact that i dont suck up to you

yes you are. sometimes. im not scared of you bit ive seen people be scared of you like carol. youre scary! anf ughh fineeee youre just a lame loser who doesnt like having fun 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you're mean to me as well!!

I am not scary! And I'm certainly not a lame loser >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

IM NOT MEAN im literally nice. hou just cant handle me telling you the truth idk what to tell you

yes you are, and yes you are

[mikeyates-captain]

You blame everything on me even when it isn't my fault, that isn't being nice it's just rude.

I'm not!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well it is your fault you just dont knkw how vecause youre nkt as smart as me

you are!!!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

It isn't my fault! You're about as smart as a schoolchild, you don't know how to realise that some things just aren't connected!!

I am not!!!!!!!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

if im about as smart as a schoolchild, then YOURE about as smart as a hatchling

yes you are!!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

I am neither of those things!!!! and it's insulting that you think I am!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i really dont believe you :/

righttt okay so if i was to go and ask carol right now she would say you show an interest in joy and whimsy? is that what youre saying? and SURE pal, SURE. youre trying to tell me youve never wondered what having gills would be like? not even the humble webbed feet? not even trying out a tail??? right okay

[mikeyates-captain]

Fine, you stick to that then, it's obvious I'm not going to change your mind.

Carol isn't one of my friends, but she might've seen me being happy at times. And yes, i really do mean that. I hate being in the water, having those extra features wouldn't benefit me at all.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

glad you accept that!!!1 ^_^ look at you, using your head! waw!

hmmm im reallt not sure........... i think i remember her saying that she was a bit scared of you 🤔 and goddddddd youre boringgggggg . not even wings?

[mikeyates-captain]

You are infuriating.

Scared of me? I suppose I am one of her superiors but even so. I have a helicopter, why would I need wings?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

whaaaaaaat??? infuriating??? me??? 🥺🥺🥺little old me??? nooooooo i dont think so i think im delightful and so do my friends :>

yeah no i think you need to look inward and just Not be scary <3333 but idk how well that would work 😔 peace and love!!!!!!! amd havent you considered how much easier it would be to have wings? its free, youre not restricted, you can customise them like. you could have rainbow wings. or even patterned wings if you want camo. or you coulld justvbe boring, which you seem to want to be 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Yes, you. I don't think you're delightful At All, you're a little terror.

I'm not scary???? Rainbow wings... wouldn't that be a little too.. obnoxious? And i think, even if they were camo, wings would stick out like a sore thumb in the field.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

mean 2 me 😔💔💔😔 you hate my whimsy and intelligence and the fact that i dont suck up to you

yes you are. sometimes. im not scared of you bit ive seen people be scared of you like carol. youre scary! anf ughh fineeee youre just a lame loser who doesnt like having fun 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you're mean to me as well!!

I am not scary! And I'm certainly not a lame loser >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

IM NOT MEAN im literally nice. hou just cant handle me telling you the truth idk what to tell you

yes you are, and yes you are

[mikeyates-captain]

You blame everything on me even when it isn't my fault, that isn't being nice it's just rude.

I'm not!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well it is your fault you just dont knkw how vecause youre nkt as smart as me

you are!!!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

It isn't my fault! You're about as smart as a schoolchild, you don't know how to realise that some things just aren't connected!!

I am not!!!!!!!

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i really dont believe you :/

righttt okay so if i was to go and ask carol right now she would say you show an interest in joy and whimsy? is that what youre saying? and SURE pal, SURE. youre trying to tell me youve never wondered what having gills would be like? not even the humble webbed feet? not even trying out a tail??? right okay

[mikeyates-captain]

Fine, you stick to that then, it's obvious I'm not going to change your mind.

Carol isn't one of my friends, but she might've seen me being happy at times. And yes, i really do mean that. I hate being in the water, having those extra features wouldn't benefit me at all.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

glad you accept that!!!1 ^_^ look at you, using your head! waw!

hmmm im reallt not sure........... i think i remember her saying that she was a bit scared of you 🤔 and goddddddd youre boringgggggg . not even wings?

[mikeyates-captain]

You are infuriating.

Scared of me? I suppose I am one of her superiors but even so. I have a helicopter, why would I need wings?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

whaaaaaaat??? infuriating??? me??? 🥺🥺🥺little old me??? nooooooo i dont think so i think im delightful and so do my friends :>

yeah no i think you need to look inward and just Not be scary <3333 but idk how well that would work 😔 peace and love!!!!!!! amd havent you considered how much easier it would be to have wings? its free, youre not restricted, you can customise them like. you could have rainbow wings. or even patterned wings if you want camo. or you coulld justvbe boring, which you seem to want to be 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Yes, you. I don't think you're delightful At All, you're a little terror.

I'm not scary???? Rainbow wings... wouldn't that be a little too.. obnoxious? And i think, even if they were camo, wings would stick out like a sore thumb in the field.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

mean 2 me 😔💔💔😔 you hate my whimsy and intelligence and the fact that i dont suck up to you

yes you are. sometimes. im not scared of you bit ive seen people be scared of you like carol. youre scary! anf ughh fineeee youre just a lame loser who doesnt like having fun 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you're mean to me as well!!

I am not scary! And I'm certainly not a lame loser >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

IM NOT MEAN im literally nice. hou just cant handle me telling you the truth idk what to tell you

yes you are, and yes you are

[mikeyates-captain]

You blame everything on me even when it isn't my fault, that isn't being nice it's just rude.

I'm not!

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i really dont believe you :/

righttt okay so if i was to go and ask carol right now she would say you show an interest in joy and whimsy? is that what youre saying? and SURE pal, SURE. youre trying to tell me youve never wondered what having gills would be like? not even the humble webbed feet? not even trying out a tail??? right okay

[mikeyates-captain]

Fine, you stick to that then, it's obvious I'm not going to change your mind.

Carol isn't one of my friends, but she might've seen me being happy at times. And yes, i really do mean that. I hate being in the water, having those extra features wouldn't benefit me at all.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

glad you accept that!!!1 ^_^ look at you, using your head! waw!

hmmm im reallt not sure........... i think i remember her saying that she was a bit scared of you 🤔 and goddddddd youre boringgggggg . not even wings?

[mikeyates-captain]

You are infuriating.

Scared of me? I suppose I am one of her superiors but even so. I have a helicopter, why would I need wings?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

whaaaaaaat??? infuriating??? me??? 🥺🥺🥺little old me??? nooooooo i dont think so i think im delightful and so do my friends :>

yeah no i think you need to look inward and just Not be scary <3333 but idk how well that would work 😔 peace and love!!!!!!! amd havent you considered how much easier it would be to have wings? its free, youre not restricted, you can customise them like. you could have rainbow wings. or even patterned wings if you want camo. or you coulld justvbe boring, which you seem to want to be 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Yes, you. I don't think you're delightful At All, you're a little terror.

I'm not scary???? Rainbow wings... wouldn't that be a little too.. obnoxious? And i think, even if they were camo, wings would stick out like a sore thumb in the field.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

mean 2 me 😔💔💔😔 you hate my whimsy and intelligence and the fact that i dont suck up to you

yes you are. sometimes. im not scared of you bit ive seen people be scared of you like carol. youre scary! anf ughh fineeee youre just a lame loser who doesnt like having fun 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you're mean to me as well!!

I am not scary! And I'm certainly not a lame loser >:/

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i really dont believe you :/

righttt okay so if i was to go and ask carol right now she would say you show an interest in joy and whimsy? is that what youre saying? and SURE pal, SURE. youre trying to tell me youve never wondered what having gills would be like? not even the humble webbed feet? not even trying out a tail??? right okay

[mikeyates-captain]

Fine, you stick to that then, it's obvious I'm not going to change your mind.

Carol isn't one of my friends, but she might've seen me being happy at times. And yes, i really do mean that. I hate being in the water, having those extra features wouldn't benefit me at all.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

glad you accept that!!!1 ^_^ look at you, using your head! waw!

hmmm im reallt not sure........... i think i remember her saying that she was a bit scared of you 🤔 and goddddddd youre boringgggggg . not even wings?

[mikeyates-captain]

You are infuriating.

Scared of me? I suppose I am one of her superiors but even so. I have a helicopter, why would I need wings?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

whaaaaaaat??? infuriating??? me??? 🥺🥺🥺little old me??? nooooooo i dont think so i think im delightful and so do my friends :>

yeah no i think you need to look inward and just Not be scary <3333 but idk how well that would work 😔 peace and love!!!!!!! amd havent you considered how much easier it would be to have wings? its free, youre not restricted, you can customise them like. you could have rainbow wings. or even patterned wings if you want camo. or you coulld justvbe boring, which you seem to want to be 😒

[mikeyates-captain]

Yes, you. I don't think you're delightful At All, you're a little terror.

I'm not scary???? Rainbow wings... wouldn't that be a little too.. obnoxious? And i think, even if they were camo, wings would stick out like a sore thumb in the field.

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i really dont believe you :/

righttt okay so if i was to go and ask carol right now she would say you show an interest in joy and whimsy? is that what youre saying? and SURE pal, SURE. youre trying to tell me youve never wondered what having gills would be like? not even the humble webbed feet? not even trying out a tail??? right okay

[mikeyates-captain]

Fine, you stick to that then, it's obvious I'm not going to change your mind.

Carol isn't one of my friends, but she might've seen me being happy at times. And yes, i really do mean that. I hate being in the water, having those extra features wouldn't benefit me at all.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

glad you accept that!!!1 ^_^ look at you, using your head! waw!

hmmm im reallt not sure........... i think i remember her saying that she was a bit scared of you 🤔 and goddddddd youre boringgggggg . not even wings?

[mikeyates-captain]

You are infuriating.

Scared of me? I suppose I am one of her superiors but even so. I have a helicopter, why would I need wings?

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i really dont believe you :/

righttt okay so if i was to go and ask carol right now she would say you show an interest in joy and whimsy? is that what youre saying? and SURE pal, SURE. youre trying to tell me youve never wondered what having gills would be like? not even the humble webbed feet? not even trying out a tail??? right okay

[mikeyates-captain]

Fine, you stick to that then, it's obvious I'm not going to change your mind.

Carol isn't one of my friends, but she might've seen me being happy at times. And yes, i really do mean that. I hate being in the water, having those extra features wouldn't benefit me at all.

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

it issss you just donr care aboyt me or anyone reallt. other than yoruself smh

you havent proved that ever :/ i dont believe you. and boooo i think you should careee

[mikeyates-captain]

I do care about other people, it's insane that you think I don't!!

Haven't proved it around you maybe, but I have around other people, like my friends. Changing my appearance like that really doesn't bother me.

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

yes it is and yes i can

riiiiight ok :/ i guess you also think joy and whimsy are boring things. honestly its so fun being able to shapeshift, i can do whatever i want and make myself look however i want and it makes doing some things even easier, like swimming

[mikeyates-captain]

It really isn't.

Of course I don't! And i really don't care about that, I don't even like swimming.

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[wuppyog-gibbey]

YES I AM just because i didnt get a human education!!! its disgusting how much you want to discriminate against me 😔

well that sucks :/ i feel bad for you i love being able to shapeshift

[mikeyates-captain]

This isn't discrimination you just can't put two and two together!!!!!!!!!

I really don't care about shapeshifting, even if I learned it in school it wouldn't be of much use to me.

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[wuppyog-gibbey]

i dont think so i think its irrelevant

yeah okay pal well i bet you didnt learn how to shapeshift at school, unlike ME. i got a gold star for that

[mikeyates-captain]

Well you aren't as intelligent as you say you are then.

Maybe that's because I'm a human and my species physically can't shapeshift?????

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

thats irrelevant

then why did you feel the need to reiterate my point??????? and wowwwwww this actually calls for celebration!! youve gained some intelligence :>

[mikeyates-captain]

I'd say its actually a rather large factor of this.

Hey, I was already notably intelligent! I was top of my class for two years running at school >:/

[mikeyates-captain]

hiiiiiii hiii i was having an awesome dream and i stupidly woke up from it and now im sad. this is your fault By The Way

@wuppyog-gibbey

I wasn't the one to wake you up, how's it my fault?

[wuppyog-gibbey]

you were the first person i saw after waking up so I just connected the two things together. i also heard you sneeze which is you making noise so you woke me up Actually ☝️

[mikeyates-captain]

You can't just blame me for everything, you know, Gibbey. I don't even sneeze loudly!

[wuppyog-gibbey]

who says i cant????? and you do . but maybe thats just me and my big gorjus ears thay hear Everything

[mikeyates-captain]

I say you can't. It isn't very fair. And I really don't, I've trained myself to muffle it. Your ears must just be sensitive.

[wuppyog-gibbey]

well does anyone else????? nobody else has gotten upset at me for blamjng everything on you. only YOU get upset. and I think uou need sensitive ears because ylh clearly didnt hear that second oart where i said i thinm its my ears

[mikeyates-captain]

Maybe because they aren't the scapegoats???? I am???????

I did hear that, and I agreed with it. First time in ages I've actually agreed with you.