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vodenanimfa

*no one wants to work anymore voice* no one wants to pirate anymore

stuckinapril

happy “the only way out is through” september

treecitysessions

This is so silly and cute I love it

treecitysessions

The most realistic part is the heels already hurting their feet too much before they even made it into the club

grauline

i can convince myself anyone deserves to be mistreated. i am also unshakable in my belief that i'm pure of heart and objectively a good person <- how you guys sound to me

grauline

i know i've said this a lot i'm just sooo exhausted with the casual cruelty of the internet i genuinely don't think you guys have any awareness of how badly you've been poisoned. every day i watch people i follow gleefully feed into it by embracing "haterism" and finding new and exciting ways to make interpersonal violence cute and memeable. you can contribute to making the world a worse and more unsafe place for everyone as long as you learn therapy words and reblog a mutual aid request every once in a while for cover

vibratome

madness consumes me but i still sillyyy

despazito

Everything I see from roblox dress to impress hits me like a freight train

despazito

frankierotwinkdeath

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

frankierotwinkdeath

hollowboobtheory

that's a fucking abysmal number that's pathetic. there really is no excuse for this

analyticrambles

Fascinated by the two hundred and sixty-one M/M Taylor Swift fics

corpsecoded-deactivated20250106

in the club getting psychosexual

sovietunion

000l

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

camelgold-deactivated20230727

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

erotomanicpixiedreamgirl

but i have it

whereserpentswalk

Who are you going on a date with tonight?

Insectoid alien-human-hybrid with a shiny red exoskeleton and multiple jaws

3000-year-old lich who remembers when civilization was young

Sentient computer rolled around in a wheelchair with a soothing humanoid voice

Fallen angel living with constant fear and guilt after what they've done

Humanoid in a black suit with a lamprey's mouth instead of a face

Being of farie dressed in clothing made from leaves and mushrooms

Many tentacled demon who feeds on the lust and excess of humanity

Interdimensional warlord with iron fangs and pitch black armor

Slightly traumatized cyborg mourning their lost humanity

Reptilian cryptid that appears in subway stations

Immortal cat spirit whose taking humanoid form as a joke

Thousand-year-old vampire who's long forgotten what being human is like.

Voting ended onSep 22, 2023

#fallen angel

girlnephew

28121997-deactivated20250923

recommending a movie to someone like oh my god they're gonna hate it and i will be brought to the town square and stoned

talkingattumble

Actually I had another poll idea so never mind THIS is the last one for the day

A bored deity has decided they want to replace your bottom half with that of an animal. They kindly give you some options to choose from. You decide you want your bottom half to be…

A fish tail (includes whales, even though they’re not fish)

A snake tail (you can choose to have a rattlesnake rattle too) (eels inckuded)

A crab (no claws though, since that’s upper half)

A horse (like a centaur)

A lion (like a sphinx)

An octopus/squid

A snail/slug

A praying mantis (includes wings, but not claws)

Still human, but skeletal

A tree (you can still move, the roots are like tentacles)

A small tornado

A spider (you can make webs)

Voting ended onSep 23, 2023

Sorry for the weird choices, I wanted to be a bit more creative with this one and I’m also pretty tired. Have fun! Also, reblog with the option you choice and why if you want, it’s fun to see people’s reasons and choices (and of course it gives the poll a larger sample size).

#spider :)