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[emperornero]

having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

[demonprincex]

I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine

[demonprincex]

greater midwestern polycule using a chore wheel to figure out who's turn it is to be It Followed this week

[demonprincex]

the messy gays have entered the Following

[wuntrum]

I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

[parkchanwoohoo]

I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

[brucebocchi]

[cheapbutitglows]

i’m gonna tjrowbip

[t4thollstein]

[pokkin]

If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore

[reefsharkivist]

i would choose olive garden endless breadsticks

[pokkin]

Oh I love breadsticks changing my answer

[relelvance]

Don't forget to take everything personally isolate cut everyone off and kill yourself

[moldavite]

this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...

[nullheaven]

[saltedume]

😭😭😭 real

[hshsjsvsb-deactivated20220516]

lego baby

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

[levon-deactivated20260124]

i have two fujoshis advising me at all times

[pawbeanies]

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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[c3rvida3]

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

[intertexts]

bandaids on ur fingers can be a kind of lingerie. if youre enlightened.