Diet-Goth

Connor, 20, he/him, trans man, welcome to hell.

[ladiemars]

Yeah well now i want to know those stories about your roommates 👀😂

my experience living with only men (just in the last week) that will un-romanticize the detective living at the warehouse with m!ub:

- one of them filled the freezer with like 20 rotten bananas. i think he thought it would stop them from going any worse but now they’re literally black and slimy and rock hard (and i know in my heart i’m going to have to clean it up).

- i’ve learned that men will really just rip the nastiest burp right in the middle of a sentence and move on like absolutely nothing happened. EXCUSE ME?

- one of them grunts like a caveman 24/7. he grunts when he opens doors and he grunts when he blows his nose and he grunts so fucking loud on the toilet that you can hear it across the apartment. (when i inquired about this phenomenon to one of the other roommates i was duly informed that some men can’t help but make noise while using the bathroom because it hits their prostate. i wanted to perish.)

- aggressive, unpredictable shouting in their rooms at random intervals (???)

- horny. foul. i won’t expand on this.

- one of them wanted to decorate the kitchen for halloween and this was how he hung the lights. he stood there looking at it with his hands on his hips like a dad

[mild-goth]

One time I told her I was working on my cursive and proceeded to show her the drool spots on my bed that formed perfect W's

[thatbitchsimone]

[waldmaerchen]

Some sleepy boys ✨️

[waldmaerchen]

Ah 😌💕 Hope Logans arm is the best neck-support pillow Kurt ever had

[ladiemars]

pray for sasha. there’s nothing wrong with her she just has to deal with savita’s crush

[mild-goth]

Purrrrrr Alicent 💅

[ladiemars]

❥ new oc for my friend @mild-goth’s changeling: the lost campaign !!

❥ savita was a talented dancer who was abducted by the fae and forced to serve as the dancing flame of a candle. now back in the human world, she’s working as a server at bar in a changeling freehold and trying to get the local big blue handywoman to flirt with her

[ladiemars]

we’re three weeks into the campaign and here’s how its going for her

[rhaenyra-daemon]

Laenor: We can't manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this one

Daemon: Manslaughter it is then

[mild-goth]

He’s so

[mild-goth]

Experiencing a lot of fun firsts being on T, made a little comic about it.

[ladygreene13]

Laenor Velaryon being a relatable king. I too would yell

WOOOOOOOOO DRACARYYYYSSSS!!!!!!

Every time I rode a dragon.

[myridia-deactivated20260531]

No because imagine being in an intense battle where your buddies are getting flung around or burned to death by a dragon and suddenly hearing the guy riding it shouting "WHOO!" like i'd just LET myself be burned alive at that point

[osferth]

reading all the evidence of bad spending choices on my bank statement

[jinxknight]

"I need you to make an insight check on yourself. Against your own deception."

"I was asking you to roll an insight and a deception into yourself."

[dimension20official]

My favorite new Jane Austen adaptation is an elaborate game of Dungeons & Dragons

Dimension 20’s new season, A Court of Fey & Flowers, will fill our time before the next season of Bridgerton

[the-darkmess]

A Diamond doesn't know they're a Diamond

[geezmarty]

and in that moment, knows himself a coward