SnapeGang incorrect quotes: Part 3
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Mulciber: Do you ever just… do something and then think: “Wow. That was unnecessarily dramatic”?
Regulus: I once threw myself into the Black Lake because Severus said he needed space.
Severus: I SAID I NEEDED TO BREATHE.
Regulus: Same thing!
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Barty: If I had a sickle for every dumb thing Evan said, I’d be rich.
Evan: Joke’s on you—I say dumb things for free!
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Wilkes: I’m not saying we’re dysfunctional—
Avery: We lit the common room carpet on fire trying to “test wand durability.”
Wilkes: That was science.
Severus: That was arson.
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Regulus: I’m cold.
Severus: takes off his robe and gives it to him
Wilkes: I’m cold too.
Severus: glares
Wilkes: …I’ll just set myself on fire.
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Evan: I told the first year I’m a vampire.
Barty: Why?
Evan: He gave me garlic bread and said “just in case.”
Mulciber: Did you eat it?
Evan: Of course not. I'm committed to the lie.
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Avery: Can we have one day without drama?
Regulus: Sure.
Regulus: turns to Severus By the way, I might’ve hexed James Potter’s pants invisible.
Severus: calmly Did you at least take pictures?
Avery: NEVER MIND.
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Mulciber: What are you two smiling about?
Regulus & Severus (in unison): Crime.
Barty: panicking in the background They changed all the password doors to insult James Potter every time someone enters!
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Wilkes: I have a plan.
Evan: Is it good?
Wilkes: laughs nervously
Avery: …Is it legal?
Wilkes: laughs harder
Mulciber: I’m in.
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Regulus: I’m too pretty to deal with this.
Severus: without looking up from his book You're too dramatic to function.
Regulus: And you love me anyway.
Severus: …Unfortunately.
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Barty: Someone needs to do something about the Gryffindors.
Severus: I volunteer as tribute.
Mulciber: That’s not what that phrase means.
Severus: pulls out wand I know exactly what it means.
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Bruce: Why did you punch that Ravenclaw?
Severus: He said potions wasn’t a real science.
Barty (from afar): I said that!
Severus: Then get ready for round two.
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Wilkes: We need a distraction. Something big.
Evan: lights something on fire
Mulciber: I was thinking more along the lines of a prank.
Evan: Oh.
Regulus: drinking tea This is why no one lets you babysit.
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Barty: I’m not saying I’m smarter than everyone, but—
Avery: You just corrected a ghost’s grammar.
Barty: AND I WAS RIGHT.
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Evan: Do you ever think we’re the bad guys?
Severus: No, we’re just surrounded by idiots.
Wilkes: Which includes us.
Regulus: (patting Evan on the back) Sweetie, you’re just confused because we’re hot and morally questionable.
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Regulus: I’m not dramatic.
Barty: You cried because Severus didn’t say “goodnight” once.
Regulus: That was a betrayal of trust and I stand by it.
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Regulus: walking into Severus’s room unannounced
Severus: This better be an emergency.
Regulus: I can’t find my favorite socks and I need emotional support.
Severus: …
Severus: gets up and starts helping immediately
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