My life kind of....

Student,Writer,Comedian,Social Media Expert

[fatimazainab]

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

[sihlvers]

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do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

[holmes-sweet-holmes-deactivated]

You do that every morning???

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

EVERY MORNING.

[youblowuponesun]

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

no son

[you-are-talking-about-this-deac]

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

[sleepybiflinge]

*whispers* Not even Russia

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

[foxanddanapetrie]

RE FUCKING TWEET

[milesgrayman]

I’m bad milk drink it

Tyler the creator (2009)

[great-tweets]

😏

[milesgrayman]

Smoke a wood,in the woods on some wood

Trippie Redd

[milesgrayman]

You Feel like Kool-Aid in a wine glass

Chance The Rapper (2013)

[milesgrayman]

I pay my child support what the fuck she want

50 Cent (2009)

[milesgrayman]

I'm Sober as a seal

Miles Gray (2013)

[milesgrayman]

You feel like Kool-aid in a wine glass

Chance The Rapper (2013)

[milesgrayman]

Kiss her in the mouth ask her how my dick taste

Tyga (2013)

[milesgrayman]

These niggas will have you swim across an ocean to drown you in a lake

Ab Soul (2016)

[milesgrayman]

Ruffled a bit of feathers when I called Barack a puppet yo, now that Trump is Potus i know this whole election is another Mupper show...Ain't even any of my business though

Ab Soul (2016)

[milesgrayman]

I Just Want to see you shine because i know you are a stargirl

The Weekend(2016)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Elon Musk is equally famous for having developed a vehicle with no fuel tank and a vehicle with the largest fuel tank in the world.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most gym clothes can be used for pajamas, but most pajamas can’t be used for gym clothes

[6sheep]

[mjalti]

25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day