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Not only was I the only one who ended up getting a ticket for my particular screening of the Backrooms... but also, besides the concessions staff, the entire theater was completely empty

I think I may have had the most appropriate viewing experience possible

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

allthepoetscometolife

Patrick wrote this out for me when I met him after a show on Fall Out Boy’s first tour after the hiatus. I don’t know why it took me so long to post it but this is for anyone who needs it

thcgummy-deactivated20211107

First of all he’s perfect

s-gellar

mishasminions

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

lastseasonsloser-deactivated201

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

illogical-bullshit

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life.

cartoongoblin

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

acakewalkofcrocodiles

Can’t believe I went to 6 months of 12 step meetings to learn this wisdom when I could have just watched this

idiotdotdotdot

iamoutofideas

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

tall

alwaysscreechingbasement

teashoesandhair

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

black-feather-fiction

This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.

Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.

10/10 would recommend