Land of Make Believe

Hello, my name is Robert. I'm 23 and I live in California. I'm an English major. I'm a Feminist.

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i’m not playing hard to get…i don’t know how to talk

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oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

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shut down the party just when it was starting

cowards.

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The cover of the next Stern, a German news magazine.

The title Sein Kampf (transl. his struggle) is a play on the title of Hitler’s autobiography Mein Kampf (transl. my struggle).

The full translation of the cover would be

HIS STRUGGLE

Neonazis, Ku-Klux-Klan, Racism:

How Donald Trump is stirring up hatred in America

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When Germans call you a Nazi….

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WHEN THE GERMANS CALL YOU A NAZI

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Unreal

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Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

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The people running after him makes it funnier

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He looks so happy

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The whole post, blessed.

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RUN HOME KEANU!

AND DON’T STOP FOR ANYTHING!

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Lol

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IT’S HIS NOW :D

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this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

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The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

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THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

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Michoacán’s Monarch Butterfly sanctuary

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Here’s an article for context.

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I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but the title is MISLEADING AS HELL. He woke up a hive shooting a BB gun at a junk car. Instead of running, calling for help, or anything ACTUALLY HELPFUL after being swarmed by bees, he stood there and screamed like Vegeta. I’m no apiologist, or any scientist for that matter, but I imagine keeping your mouth open while being swarmed by insects is not a good idea. If you accidentally swallow one you could potentially choke, they could sting the inside of your mouth, etc. So no, this child did NOT survive a swarm of bees thanks to Dragon Ball. He suffered a lot more than potentially necessary thanks to Dragon Ball.

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vegeta taught him a secret technique that obliterated all the bees in the air and you are just upset that if it was you in this situation vegeta would not protect you

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Gabe