Hey, my nickname is Milkshake! Welcome to my blog, I enjoy writing every once in awhile on Tumblr, but it's often for fandoms.
I go by any pronouns
I'm Pansexual, Asexual and Polyamorous. (A really unique combo—)
MBTI: INTP
𐙚🧸ྀི Interests
۶ৎ Art
۶ৎ Greek Mythology (I like all kinds but that's my favorite)
۶ৎ Music, specifically Indie and Rock
۶ৎ Poetry and Writings
۶ৎ Cottagecore and Weirdcore
۶ৎ 2000-10's Nostalgia and Weirdcore
۶ৎ Food, Baked Goods, Sweets
۶ৎ Horror and RomCom movies/books
۶ৎ Anime/Manga
۶ৎ Collecting Plushies (current count: 107)
۶ৎ Pink and Green together, or Pink and Black
۶ৎ TV shows like Walking Dead or Shameless
۶ৎ 'Spiritual' or unique methods and beliefs
۶ৎ Collecting stones and rocks, my favorite is the Rose Quartz
۶ৎ Fall/Winter
۶ৎ Arcade games
۶ৎ Exaggerated and strange fashion
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ REQUEST PAGE
open/closed
What I write for:
Fandoms: Record of Ragnarok, Seven Deadly Sins, Demon Slayer, Ninjago, Bungo Stray Dogs, Castlevania, The Freak Circus, My Hero Academia
Types: Headcanons, Oneshots, Drabbles, Scenarios. character x reader, NSFW/SFW, angst, fluff, random, platonic, romantic, SMAU's (maybe), poly (if you request this try to limit it to only five people and below. Over that and I geninuely start getting myself confused with my own writing 😭)
I'm completely against the uncomfortable types of writings that people should know like rape, adult x child, homophobic. I will not write poly stuff that includes family members sharing/dating same reader.
I will reject any and all requests that I'm not comfortable with.
Make sure to be as detailed as possible, it helps me a lot with what you want. Although, this doesn't mean I do ocxcanon writings, it's very easy to offend someone if you do it incorrectly unintentionally
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ MASTERLIST
Types of stories:
🍓 - fluff
🍉 - angst
🥭 - smut +18
🥥 - the post is over a year old, can be out of date with what I think of the characters
(no specific reason for the emoji types, I just like strawberries, mangoes, coconuts and watermelons LMAO)
𐙚🧸ྀི My Hero Academia
Denki Kaminari
His portrait (🍓)
Dating Headcanons (🍓/🥭)
𐙚🧸ྀི The Freak Circus
Mutliple
The Sky has Never Looked so Gloomy: Pierrot and Harlequin (🍉)
Note: AFAB reader, SFW fluff. Can be considered OOC, I haven't touched Demon Slayer in a while. Bad grammar.
MASTERLIST/REQUEST PAGE
Before Dating/Crush Stage
Mitsuri is a very outgoing person, often looked up to by many of her coworkers for her bubbly and kind personality. You were no stranger to it. Her first introduction was very heartwarming although a little sudden: she walked around before running over to you with a big smile. You looked very nice!
She likes to invite you to many hangouts when she's free-- although, since she's a hashira it's rare but common.
Speaking of hangouts, Mitsuris' favorite kinds, no surprise, are anything related to getting food. She loves to eat, it's her love language. Whenever you guys get some food, she usually hopes that she can share some with you but sometimes forgets before she's bought another few plates of the same or different dish.
She likes to grab your interest with little things. Talking about how pretty the flowers are alongside the road, or something like that.
Mitsuri is very clumsy, but not a idiotic type where she'd trip over air or run into a wall easily. It's more or less a 'realizing her mistake last minute' type. She'll confidently say or do something believing she's done the correct action before her face get warm from realizing her mistake.
Mitsuri: "(Y/N), (Y/N)! I heard you liked flowers, so I bought you these!"
(Y/N): "Thank you, Kanroji-san, but for what occasion?"
Mitsuri: "What do you mean? It's your birthday, silly!"
(Y/N): "..my birthday is next week."
Mitsuri: "oh"
Mitsuri often found herself thinking and worrying about your well being. She honestly tried to convince herself that it was totally platonic and nothing was going on between you both, but the more she thought about it the more she realized she wanted to live with you.
Her confession was very stuttery and messy. It was clear that she was struggling with her emotions for some time, beforehand.
Actually, Mitsuri had to back out of the confession a few times. She tried to do it casually while at lunch together, than again when you guys had breakfast at her estate, than one last time when she rescued/helped you.
It was difficult for her to get the words out because usually she was put in the position of being match made with someone, not allowing herself to have the decision to choose.
Her confession is very quick and like a zigzag, moving between the lines of 'i want to be yours' and 'maybe this is all in my head and we're actually just friends after all.' She's very nervous about what your thoughts are, making her very fast to back out if she notices the smallest uncomfortable look on your face or voice. Although she'll break down into tears when you admit you've been feeling the same way.
Dating Stage
If you're in the demon slayer corp: She is so very attached to you-- hoping that the both of you guys would be paired for commissions to hunt down the demons. Whenever you guys aren't she often worries and sends many letters your way.. even if it's only for a day or two.
Mitsuri is actually very assertive and protective when someone's emotions or life is on the line. Who many people believed to just be a 'ditzy airhead' will put herself in front of you if it means she's protecting you.
To add on, whenever you're sad and upset, she gets very sad too. She's an empath-- she'll feel all the emotions you're feeling which is how she understands you're situation a little better. It begins with her talking to you and telling you how good a person you truly are: beautiful, caring, strong-willed and so much more than what people think. Than it turns into her trying to distract you with a activity.
Mitsuri: "please don't cry.. I think you're pretty on bad days and good ones, equally.."
(Y/N): "..but.."
Mitsuri: "No, no, no.. It doesn't matter what they said about you. It's not true. I see you for who you are, and you're so much more than what they think."
(Y/N): "..really?"
Mitsuri: "Yeah! If it'll make you feel better, we can go talk a walk or have a picnic to get your mind off things.."
She gets so excited to see you. Even if you guys were apart for only an hour.
Mitsuri has so many dreams and ambitions, always sharing what's on her mind with you. Of course, one of those dreams is to have a traditional Japanese wedding where you'd both be beside one another.
She likes to play with your hair AND when you play with hers, she melts. Imaginably, if you had longer hair she tends to braid it.
She still gets nervous about certain topics of intimacy. Sleeping in the same bed, cuddling and holding each other. Her face will be incredibly warm and her body sweaty. It'll take her awhile to find a position of sleep that doesn't make it awkward but also let's her snuggle up against you.
The letters she sends are constant, always making sure you don't worry about her absence as a hashira. That being said, Mitsuri gets impatient when she doesn't receive letters back... After only an hour of sending her own. She'll try really hard to distract herself from it, but the worry builds up so much!
REQUEST: "Could we get some Mitsuri Kanroji headcanons please. SFW is cool."
HII!! hope you're having a wonderful day, I'd like to request for all of the MHA boys you got (although Denki especially cause I love himm) SMAU where it's readers little sibling texting them on readers phone.
Whether they, the boys, know about the little sibling and have met them is totally up to you-- buttt they Lowkey want to talk to the boys because they think they're cool and stuff or they're just bored😭😭🤭
WHO GAVE YOU MY PHONE?
In which you make the mistake of leaving your phone unattended and your little sibling decides your boyfriend is much more interesting than whatever they were supposed to be doing.
Random HCS I have for some of the characters (specifically the ones that had none or very little mention of family size, that I remember)
Very lazy post
Jirou
A only child
but she has two younger cousins who always invade her bedroom when they're over for visit and mess with her instruments.
Denki
He has a very annoying younger brother. His brother is always getting him in trouble. The type to take advantage of his little brother life with "I'll tell mom you snuck out if you don't get me a burger too."
He has very chill parents. He has the type of mom who his friends would also call their "mom" as well because she's so friendly.
Ojiro
He has an older step brother, only by a year. They don't share similar hobbies and often get into some petty fights but they get along pretty well.
He has a step mom, he gets along well with her.
Sato
Two little sisters that he usually bakes for, and one baby brother. He is used to taking care of them because he has busy parents.
Also has a cousin around his age that he likes to exercise with.
His parents are very busy-- sharing and working at a convenient store.
Sero
Three younger sister, all of them are different ages from preteen, to kid, to toddler. They all mess with him and make him do embarrassing stuff. He doesn't really mind.
Has a very large extension of cousins and nephews-- his family likes to meet up often for events and parties.
Shouji
He's an only child with no extended family💔
Hagakure
Her parents aren't very busy despite having a pretty well paying job. They're a fun couple to be around, although can be annoying when they're upset and serious. The type to take her phone away for weeks if she came home late.
An only child.
She has two little cousins, girls specifically, that always like to hangout with her because they think she's very cool and fun to be around. Although they can sometimes be tiresome.
Momo
Has a very large family-- one older sister and a younger sister and brother.
She also has a large extension of cousins and nephews.
Koda
An only child with a baby cousin.
He has a situation with his parents, so he ends up seeing his mom more often that his father due to being busy. His mom either works at home or is a housewife.
Kirishima
Has baby twins, brother and sister. He swore to be the best eldest brother. Being very protective and supportive of his baby sister while teaching his baby brother how to be manly like him.
His mom is very supportive of him as a young age and can be a little too overprotective. His dad on the other hand just allows whatever as long as it doesn't come as a bother.
Mina
Another only child.
Has two cousins, older and around her age. They all like to gossip and do random crap on the weekends.
She doesn't have a very available mom and her dad is extremely strict but not unreasonable.
Tokoyami
I'd like to consider him and dark shadow are twins and that they're a girl.
Birds are often born in groups, from two-four eggs, so he'd likely have two older brothers that give him a hard time and tease him... For being emo.
Mineta
An only child.
He has a few younger cousins, all male, that are very brain rotted and end up being the pain for Mineta instead. He doesn't have time to be perverted when he's forced to babysit them because his cousins are such a hassle.
I just wanna say your master list is keeping me going, you literally have every show/anime that in so extremely interested in. When I was ror I was happy but when I saw ninjago?! I was so happy omg!
Giggling rn
THANK YOU! unfortunately I have a lot of passion for writing but I'm also very extremely burnt out and can't get out many posts, especially within the same month. That + I'm very busy outside of Tumblr
New anon here. Do you do male/Gn readers or only fem reader?
I try to stick to AFAB/fem Reader, but I am very open to AMAB/masc reader. It'll just be a little difficult for me because I am not AMAB, on a honest scale. I do not know anything about being masc😭
Note: AFAB reader, SFW fluff with NSFW at the end. Can be either TEEN! or TIMESKIP! Denki, although he is aged up for the NSFW part. Can be considered OOC. Bad grammar. Ha, I got a new way of formatting my posts ;)
MASTERLIST/REQUEST PAGE
Before dating/crush stage
Denki, who fell first and way too hard. It was easy for him to get attached to people-- platonically and romantically-- so when he had let everyone (and I mean everyone.) know about you, there wasn't much shock.
Truthfully, Denki wants a very slow and romantic relationship where the both of you can reciprocate your love for each other. He's only of those guys who— when they watch romance films— daydream all day about doing all those cute dates. His romance includes being close to each other, sharing secrets, making each other laugh... (that includes bad jokes and dirty comments.) Despite wanting a 'slow romance', he jumps into it very quickly.
Denki tries really hard to make himself seem cool and acceptable around you, when it begins. He'll make very stupid jokes with his friends, annoying them yet laughing his ass off. Although, when you pull up, he's trying to clear his throat and lay back while bringing up the most random thing even though you're not listening in.
Denki: "Hey do you remember how much those Metallica T-shirts cost?"
Jirou: "Yeah I think they were around six-to-seventy thousand yen.."
Denki: "Ha, did you say six-seven."
Mina: "Oh, hey, look, it's (Y/N)."
Denki: "WAIT. DEADASS?" Suddenly he's clearing his throat and laying against the desk. "Soooo, Mina. About that weather forecast. I heard it was gonna be sunny all week, but-"
Mina: "Oh, scratch that. It was the wrong person."
Denki: "..OH C'MON!"
Denki is so quick to send you the most random videos he finds, relating them to you and your friendship somehow. Eventually it'll get to a point where he's just spamming old or childish memes that you don't understand.
To add on, he really loves to include you into whatever he's currently doing. He'll ask you to help study or if he can practice his guitar and get your opinion on it (more or less just to show off.)
Denki is not exactly... Shy, to say the least. He can confidently talk to many people and get away their social media or numbers after getting to know them. Although, that doesn't stop him from stumbling over his words and saying the wrong things before regretting it immediately. Soo basically, he's socially awkward and clueless sometimes.
Whether you've known each other a long or short amount of time, he is quick to confess his feelings. He tried very hard to convince himself to wait it out but he couldn't hold back much longer.
Denkis' confession is straightforward. Right to the point. He's wasted no time to ask you out, promising to make it worth your while and that you'll both have fun. His idea of a date is somewhere active: arcade, amusement park, videogames in his bedroom/dorm, drive-in movie or karaoke.
Dating stage
Denki is not afraid to put himself in awkward positions to prove that he cares about you. If you demand him to yell at the top of his lungs in a large crowd of people to prove his love for you... Than he'll do it. Is he aware of the dangers before him (public embarrassment)? Yes. Will he care. No, if it means you'll accept that he doesn't doesn't give up.
Denki is always going to be there to hype you up. He's you're number one fan, no doubt about it. You got into your number one college? Of course you did, he always knew you would! You just won your tournament? Congratulations, you also won a big party to celebrate!
Denkis' love language is physical touch. He loves to be near people, in general. From the start of your relationship, he's very quick to do things like hold your hand or grab your waist to pull you into his side. Eventually it became natural for him to wrap an arm around you, rest against you, leave his chin on your shoulder and always leave a kiss on your face. Yet, if he notices you're not a fan then he tries to remember to ask before touching you.. sometimes he'll forget though.
To add on, this man loves PDA-- or at least he doesn't care about the opinions of others if it means he can be affectionate with you. Hey, sometimes Denki will do things to feel like he has to fit in the with the crowd. For example, you guys could be goofing it up and laughing but then he takes a glance at another couple close by and notices how cuddly and lovey-dovey they look... Suddenly, he's trying to grab onto your body and make out with you as if you guys weren't making '67' jokes just a second ago. He gets self conscious, to say the least.
Be careful when you're bringing this man out in public with you-- especially if you're trying to not be recognized with an idiot. He's doing things that get him kicked out of areas or yelled at by close by parents.
Denki loves to show you off and talk to his friends about you. No doubt about it. He's so head over heels.
Denki: "Did you guys see my (N/N)'s new post? Aghhh, they're so hot, I don't know how I bagged a baddie."
Sero: "Yeah, you mentioned it three times already."
Kirhsima: "And spammed their post."
Denki: "God forbid that a man falls in love."
Mina: "You guys have been dating for months."
Denki: "that doesn't change anything!"
It might seem random, but Denki loves to share things with you. He'll share his snacks, music playlists, guitar, clothes, etc.! Anything of his now belong to you... Although, sharing goes both ways... It became such a habit that suddenly you noticed some of your things missing. A few days later, you find Denki wearing a t-shirt that suddenly went missing the day he left your dorm. He'll whine saying things like:
Denki: "What?! Me? Steal? I'd never."
(Y/N): "that's literally my shirt!"
Denki: "okay well it followed me back to my dorm."
(Y/N): "..it followed you. :|"
Denki: "Yes! I felt so bad that I, of course, right now, was giving it back."
(Y/N): "Oh, yeah.. and that's why you're wearing it?"
Denki: "...it looks good on me."
(Y/N): "Just give it back afterwards."
NSFW down below (timeskip! Denki!)
He's a pervert.
His hands tend to move down you in public, a lot. Just a hand on your back, slowly letting it slide down— now, he's forgotten where he is because he's fondling your ass... And slipping under your panties.
Denki loves it when you cover his body in your bites or lipstick kisses. Leave them all over his stomach, abs, sides, biceps! He wants to be abuslotely covered in your love. He'll spend minutes, after, staring at himself in the mirror.. just admiring your work.
He loves boobs. He'll take any opportunity he can to get his hands on yours. You've stepped into the shower? Ha, him too. Although it seemed more he just stands there with his hands squeezing your breasts... You're cooking? Cool, he'll help... With his hands just groping your little girls... You want to go to bed? Him too! Except this one is excusable.
Denkis' favorite positions are the one where he can see your face and reactions.
He's definitely recorded videos and taken pictures of you naked and/or on his cock. He likes to rewatch those videos so he can get himself off when you're not around or on break from patrol.
He loves it when you dig your nails into his back.
Despite having big talk, Denki prefers to be a bottom bitch. He'll switch every now and than. He'll have his hands all over you saying dirty things like how he'll throw you again the bed and ruin uou but he ends up begging that you'll dry hump him or suck him off.
He whimpers a lot. And begs. He often speaks without thinking.
Denki: "Oh fuhhhhck.."
(Y/N): "Mmm, baby... You're so responsive to my touch.."
Denki is five and half inches, six when he's hard. He's definitely well groomed with blonde hair and a happy trail. The tip of his cock is pink and sensitive.
This guy is so horny easily. Just bend over and he's already gotta run to the bathroom. He gets turned on by the dumbest and easiest crap ever. You don't ever need to hope that he's not thinking of other girls when you can so clearly see him getting hard the thought of you.
Denki uses his quirk in bed, no doubt. Although it's more accidental rather than on purpose. He super sensitive down there so when he can feel himself getting worked up too much than his quirk will react on its own. He feels bad but seeing how jumpy you get just turns him on more.
Loves to give and get head. He's so obsessed with with feeling of your tongue and drool wrapped his cock... Or how your walls will clench around his own. Oh and when your thighs squeeze his head ... He's a goner.
This guy will watch porn videos, specifically roleplay ones, and ask you to reenact them with him.
Denki goes out of his way to buy you lingerie and certain costumes. He's so into it.
Denki: "Babyyyy.. look what I just got you."
(Y/N): "Please tell me you bought a better coffee machine. This one keeps leaking and doesn't mix well."
Denki: "Even better!"
(Y/N): "..."
Denki: "..."
(Y/N): "Y'know... When I agreed to doing your little.. 'cosplay porn' last night I didn't think it'd be happening now."
Denki: "Oh, c'mon! It's cute. It's got lace and ribbons."
Note: SFW, unassigned gender reader, fluff, not specified if it's when their teens or time skip but I had them as teens in mind, might be OOC, short drable. I did not grammar check this since it was a quick write.
Masterlist/Request Page
Denki and you sat together, somewhere quiet and out of his range— the library. It was strange finding him in such a.. studious area. Usually he was at the arcade or amusement park with you instead, a more idealistic place for you both to have fun. Although today, he wanted just a calm day.
He sat across from you, seeming to be lost and stuck— staring at a blank page in his sketchbook. It's been awhile since he's been able to touch his artist side, mostly due to all his hero training and he's been practicing more with his guitar and playing games.
"Still can't think of anything?" You questioned, looking up from what you were doing, separate from him.
"Yeah, nothing is coming to mind." He sighed, a bit frustrated with himself as his head fell in the palm of his hand. "I can't exactly think of anything to draw."
"What about a landscape sketch?"
"I'm not a amateur." He snickered to himself. Obviously he's drawn many things— well used too. He wanted to draw something new.
"That's too bad."
Denki continued to stare off at the library, in different directions yet couldn't find anything to draw. Usually he'd pull out his phone to find something, but that seemed boring to him in the moment. Eventually he began to tap his foot along the ground in annoyance, as he sighed loudly.
"Kaminari." You sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose as your finally got him to stop make noises. "We're in a library, why not just use a scene from a book."
"Ah, I guess." He stood up, "Can you help me?"
"Help you how??" You turned to him with a raised eyebrow. "Just find something."
"Yeah, but-- I don't read a lot so it's not like I really know about of these books." He scratched the back of his neck before getting hushed by someone nearby, quickly responding with a small "sorry" under his breathe.
"figured." You teased, in which you got a glare from him like a upset dog. Eventually, you stood up and followed him. You both walked through many different areas, trying to find a genre of anything that would peak his mind. No good.
So suddenly, when you were trapped in one of the books, the sun fell upon you from the windows above. He couldn't help but stare, almost caught off guard. That's when it hit him.
"I've got it!" He snapped his fingers, excited... Getting hushed again by someone nearby.
You were grabbed by your hand, being held tight with a small squeeze before you were back to where you began. "All that and you didn't even grab a book??"
"Yeah, yeah, but it's fine. I found the perfect inspiration. Just go back to what you were doing." He said with a smile, that seemed to brighten up your day.
Unbeknownst to you, you did what he said. Your attention was turned back to your original work— whatever it was— for next hour. By the time the library had to close early, you began to pack up and stand but he stopped you.
"No, wait. Don't move."
"Huh?"
"I'm almost done."
You stare down at him, confused by his words before he finally pulled away from his sketchbook. He had a expression similar to a excited child. His smile on his face was no different than when he began.
Thats when he turned the book to you, giving you a good look at what he's done. Slowly you grabbed it from his hands, inspecting every pencil line and clear erasing he's done. You looked... Stunning!? No way this was you!
"Yeah, not my best work.."
"Kamanari, what the hell are you talking about? This is beautiful!?" Before he could respond, you were both kicked out because of your volume.
You both stood outside the library, staring in annoyance. Finally, he turned to you with a grateful expression. "Did you really like it?"
"Yeah.."
There was a pause between you both, slight blush you also both shared. Finally you spoke up again, "Do you think you can.. draw me again?"
Telling your husband you want a big family with him!
Very late post I think..
APOLLO:
1☀️, He wouldn't care at all. He's already got many offspring from different species and humans so whether you wish for many or none at all doesn't really matter to him, so as long as you're happy!
2☀️, HOWEVER, if you confess that you want to have a big family with him he will happily oblige! I mean happy wife happy life right guys?
3☀️, during the many pregnancies, Apollo would be very attentive and watchful of any foods you eat. He's not the most liked god..if we're being honest, with so many enemies from the thousands of years of having such a giant ego...so he'd like to be watchful of the food just in case..
4☀️, He'd help the best he could. Massaging your sore feet and tense muscles and making sure you took proper care of yourself. Sometimes he'd even be a little late to raise the sun because he was too busy taking care of you.
5☀️, He takes great pride In seeing your belly get bigger every month. He'd always take the time to talk to your belly, talking about how amazing you were doing and praising the baby for their greatness while still being in their mother's womb.
ARES:
1🏃♀️, He's very flustered when you tell him about your desire to have a large family with him yet he's very happy you tell him. He himself had thought about having more than one child so this was the perfect conversation to have with him.
2🏃♀️, During the pregnancy he may be a bit of a nervous wreck all the time. He might also be incredibly protective of everything and treat you like a porcelain doll that may break. But he's only doing this because he loves you. His protectiveness, in a way, is because he's insecure about himself. Once you sit down and have a conversation about how he's been acting that's when he'll realize he should definitely tone it down a bit.
3🏃♀️, he's also very attentive, or at least he'll try to be. He's not the best at focusing so he's trying his best okay?😭 Trust he'll pull through and help a bunch.
LEONIDAS:
1🩸, This rock headed idiot would be happy to provide you children. He's very willing to give you lots of children, he's ready to keep his bloodline alive lol.
2🩸, During the pregnancy he'd be very observant, with the food,clothes and the places you rest on/in. He's got thousands of his own soldiers,servants, and a shit load of money at your service so ask for whatever you want.
3🩸, He's actually incredibly nervous to see the baby, he knows he can be incredibly rough so he forces himself to soften just for you and the child. He also knows how hard it is to take care of a child so he would absolutely make sure you're getting proper health check ups.
Note: gender neutral MC, SFW, bad grammar, established relationship, angst, drug mention, Self-harm mention. Might be OOC. "Freak Circus w/ a depressed MC"
Masterlist/Request Page
Has your bedroom always looked so dark? It didn't help that your electric bills have gone unpaid, you've lost some money, you were in physical pain and the constant raining outside has made it difficult to go out. Not like you were going to, anyways?
It didn't matter to you, nothing important ever occurred in your life. You've lost too much and gained nothing from the life you've lived.
Then there was a knock at your balcony door.
Pierrot
The door slid open-- whether you were planning to protest against the certain being that always intruded on your space or not. With a large grin he came inside, standing tall and looking down at you, who sat on the opposite side of your bed not giving him a proper hello.
".. My dear.." His deep voice called out, believing you had not heard him. Pierrot slowly walked over to you, his clothes heavy and dampened by the rain, that he was willing go through in order to see you. Despite his hatred for being out in the rain because of what it does to his clothes.. he still wanted to see you, almost desperately due to how long it's been raining and you've been away. It confused you.
A small sigh left your lips before you forced it upon yourself to turn to him, giving him a smile despite your mentally weakened state. The letters of taxes were pushed aside, hidden from him and yourself. "Oh, hello."
He couldn't help the way his smile brightened when you gave him a proper response, almost feeling worried that you were tripping to ignore him on purpose! How silly of him to thinking that, haha..
"Do you want a towel?"
The jingling of his bell was made as he nodded his head quickly to your question. He watched you stand, walking out of your bedroom to leave him. Eventually you'd come back with multiple towels, in hope that the water left all over your floor and his clothes would be cleaned. What a nuisance.
"My dear," He muttered, noticing the way your arms clutched your body in a uncomfortable manner. "Are you hungry? May I cook something for you."
"Go ahead." Your voice sounded bored. Yet he wouldn't pick up on it.
You were left within your bedroom, sitting on your bed with this bothered feeling in your head and body. Why did he have to pretend to like you? Act so nice and kind. It was so unreal and unfair.
Eventually Pierrot began to go through your kitchen, having to lean down due to his large body and height. Yet, nearly every cupboard and cabinet was missing. There was barely anything in your fridge except some stale pizza and some rotting vegetable in the back. The only dishes you had was a single plate, spoon and a few utensils. Was this truly your living condition. Now that he realized it, your house always seemed so lonely. There weren't any photos of family and friends and there were many boxes to signify a mess.
That's when he froze, his eyes widened at the sight. Why did you have a drawer full of drugs? There were bags, pills, tablets and capsules... You couldn't even tell which was which began they were all mixed together in a ugly mess.
"Pierrot, do you just want me to order something?" You called out, walking out from the hallway when you remembered how empty your kitchen was.
"(Y/N)." Your name lingered in the air as he spoke it-- with confusion, horror, disappointed and sadness in his voice. "What is this?"
Confused, you began to walk into his direction to see what he was asking about. Ah, so he found it. How did you forget about it. Your body froze, unsure of how to answer.
"Why are you doing this to yourself?"
"It takes the edge off of things." You responded, unable to look at him with your head falling to look at the ground in shame.
"How often do you do this?"
You chose your next words carefully. Truthfully, you weren't sure. Often you forgot how much you induced by the time you finally awoke. Even still, it didn't affect you... Well, mentally. Nothing ever did anymore. "I'm not sure."
"Are you.."
"I'm fine." You lied. How many times have you cried wishing for a better situation than this?
Pierrot fell to his knees, being level with you now. His arms immediately clung around you body, pulling you close to him a in fearful way that you'd leave him. "Please my dear, don't do this to yourself my dear. It's killing and I'm aware now."
"Pierrot..." You were beginning to break, like a broken glass cup that's saved by tape-- but eventually that'll be no longer useful to keep together.
"You're suffering, alone.. and I never noticed."
Your head fell into the palms of your hands, your voice becoming weak as you began to tear apart. You were so weak, terrible. How could a being worth gold care for someone like you, worth a penny? "What do I do with myself.."
"Lean against me, my dear. Rely on me. Don't hurt yourself anymore. It'll get better, I'll make sure of it."
How selfish of you both... You sure hope it'll be better than this.
Harlequin
"(M/C)?" Harlequin called out to your empty bedroom, noticing before hand that you left the room in a hurry when he knocked on your door. His grin grew big, "Is this a game of hide and seek? Oh, my dangerous dear, are you sure you want to play such a intimate game? You haven't even welcomed me in, yet."
When there wasn't a response, he became confused. Initially walking to your bedroom door entrance to open it and look deeper inside your home. Although, you immediately stopped him, entering inside and pressing your back against your door so he wouldn't see anything else.
"There you are~" He cooed, his eyes seemed to be paying attention to your body. Well, technically true although it wasn't really out of... Desire. More or less, he always had a way of just noticing things with humans: how their hearts beat fast if they felt guilty or their disheveled appearance when they seemed to be in a rush or the way their bodies would shake if they were trying to hide something. All of which you had right now.
"You found me." You spoke with a smile, slipping out of his way to sit on your bed, hoping to drag his attention away from your house. "Were you wanting something?"
He was silent at first, not giving much interest in something. Actually, his mind was on something else now. "No, not really." He turned his head towards your door.
"Do you want to go outside? It's pretty boring in here..." You awkwardly smiled.
"In this weather? Oh, my dear, now I've heard it all." He paused, looking back at you and than the large puddle of water he left on the ground while entering your house. "Y'know, I'm gonna need a towel."
"I can go get you one."
"I've got it now. How about a house tour? Y'know, you've never properly introduced me to where you live? How selfish~ Especially since I've showed you some of my place..." He cooed with that signature grin on his face. Before you could protest he opened the door with you quickly standing and following after him.
He took only a few steps before finding your bathroom door, standing in front of it. Did he notice? Yes, he did. There was some faint blood on the ground, it'd be difficult for any average person to pick up on. "Did you drop a tampon, or something?" He hid his concern behind a stupid joke and a smile. It made you sick.
"No, no. I actually cut my finger." You showed him the bandaid around your thumb hopping he'd stop questioning it. Strange, it's very unlikely for that much blood to be on the ground from a small cut. "C'mon, the towels are over here."
"They're usually in the bathroom."
"Well, not in my house. Let's go over here instea-" Your words were cut off when a strong pain occured in your arm, making your freeze and ache. Than you saw it, his hand clutching your arm. Oh, he knew it. There was no hiding. There was nothing you could do it. Damn him. Why did he always enter your house uninvited. "Harlequin, my hand.. your hurting me.."
"Oh, so it's me whose been doing this to you?" He asked with a almost offended tone in his sharp voice. He's right. You didn't even have enough time to clean up the mess.
He slammed open the door, yanking you inside. He noticed the way blood formed on your sleeve around the area he held you. There was blood everywhere. Unwrapped and dirty bandages inside your sink, a bloody knife, stained water left in your sink, puddles of blood on your ground. The grip on your hand loosened in which you yanked it away from him.
"Pull it up." He said, turning to you slowly. He needed confirmation, please tell him it's not true. Eventually, you got enough courage and will power to pull your sweater off, revealing the many cuts and scars left behind. Your hands were shaking from the physical pain you were in. You deserved it. You shouldn't have done this in the first place.. you were clean for so long, but than.. you got a little too bored and sick of yourself.
"Harlequin.." He didn't respond. "Please say something."
"What do you want me to say."
There was a reply, it was too shameful to do so. He left the room, leaving you in the bathroom with yourself and your self hate. Tears began to pour in your eyes. Was he truly disgusted?
Suddenly, his hands took your own, sitting you on a chair he pulled inside. He went through your bathroom cabinets. "Where are your bandages at? Clean ones." Silently you pointed to a certain area, in which he found them. "Do you have cleaning alcohol or antiseptic wipes?" You leaned in to grab them but he slapped your hand away.
Harlequin was silent while cleaning your arms and wrapping them tight. "You seem to know a lot about cleaning bandages.." You tried to speak up, hoping he'd have some sort of conversation with you.
"Yeah, well, you can blame Pierrot and his knives for that." He grinned to himself before it fell. He pressed your hands to his mask, hoping to kiss away the pain. "...Don't do this to yourself... If you need someone to show you that you are loved and cared for... I'm here."
Note: 18+, NSFW, minors do NOT interact, AFAB reader, might be OOC, bad grammar, positions (not ranked), includes headcanons, not proofread
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POSITIONS
(Reverse) Cowgirl
Ranpo can get exhausted easily since he's not exactly athletic. You'll find him abuslotely weak to his knees-- his mouth too full of whimpers and groans to give you anymore snarky and sarcastic remarks. He's incredibly weak but has enough energy to have his hips meeting yours.
He enjoys being able to watch his partner take control of the situation-- their breasts and ass bouncing, his hands on their hips all while he's deep inside of their pussy. Bonus points if you tug on his tie and wear his hat while doing so.
He finds it incredibly intimate to be able to let his partner take care of the both of them, even if he finds himself stopping in the middle of another position just so you can ride him.
Spooning/Side-by-side
This man gets incredibly cuddly before you go to bed and after you wake up. It's not very often that you'll find him awake before you, although when he is .. he gets a very sudden arousal and morning wood.
Again, with the little energy he has, he's fine with just lifting your leg and slipping himself between your thighs, rubbing up against you all while your cuddled up together. He'll have very slow yet passionate thrusts against you-- humping you from behind.
His hands sometimes roam to your stomach, other times they'll squeeze your breasts. He loves it when you wake up enough to reach back and cup his face against your own and kiss him while he's sliding between your pussy lips.
Face Sitting
Ranpo's tongue works like magic, it's either slipping out a insult that someone can't just ignore or... Slipping between your thighs and eating you, in which it's harder to not ignore.
He can get so random and sudden whenever he decides he wants a taste. It's never clear-- a few times you've caught yourself nearly breaking as he begged to pull you in the Agency storage room just so he could have his face between your legs. Usually it occurs when you have a certain perfume on: bakery, strawberry shortcake, birthday cake, peppermint, cinnamon.. anything sweet will alter his mind.
He loves getting to nibble at your thighs when he's laying back, trapped between the cushiony legs and a wet pussy that's waiting for him. He'll suck you dry, clean you out.
Face off
It's simple and slow-- holding one another as your body meet together. His hands often tend to move around your body as he's finding his face along your collarbone and chest. Listen to your heartbeat and breathing, all while he's losing his own mind.
He likes it when you play with his hair, during aftercare. He'll get suddenly pouty as you give him some attention afterwards-- asking for you to shut up because he's getting embarrassed when you told him how good he did.
He likes to sometimes sit in either the agency or his own home with you just sitting and resting on his cock, no movement required, as you hold each other or do your own activities-- like him playing video games while you read a book. It's not lustful but not boring, just a perfect amount of intimacy.
Gift Wrap
Abuslotely, no escape. With your legs and arms, somehow wrapped tightly around him, he feels like a bug caught in a spiderweb. It's difficult for him to move at all, making him feel sexually frustrated and having pent up affection. He gets a sudden urge and need to fill you up.
It's so easy for you to climb up on his desk, in the Agency, for a quickie. Pulling your bottom clothes off and pushing you panties aside as your ass is flat on his desk with him following behind. Sometimes you catch him off guard he's straddling his own desk, hoping to not be caught in such a futile position.
Ranpo secretly likes it when you mess with his brain a bit, sexually or mentally. It's so hard for him to find anyone who can challenge his brain, yet with you-- you make him feel trapped as he has to keep thrusting inside your tight pussy to hear your voice and his own.
HEADCANONS
• It can be difficult to read what's going on in his head, especially when he actually gets quiet. Here's a few tricks to know he wants to be inside you:
He likes to manspread-- inviting you to sit on his legs and cock.
He gets a look in his eyes, where he's only watching you despite how many people and interesting things occur in the area around him.
He no longer wants to eat any more snacks, yet wants to cuddle with you, more.
He's asking for your help on a 'case' he has... Privately.
When his patience should be run dry with you from all the teasing and insults you both been throwing at each other, but he's still grinning and talking to you.
When you wear his glasses but he's not immediately snatching it back.
• KINKS
Cockwarming
Praise kink
Roleplay
Sensation play
• OTHER HCS
Like it was mentioned before, he likes it when you push him into certain stuff-- like pulling and tugging on his tie to get him to look up at you. Although, this doesn't mean he wants to get hurt.
AGAIN, wear his hat and glasses and he's all yours.
He will not have a food kink-- he wants to separate his significant other and food apart.
He loves when you wear lingerie-- especially the lacey ones or any that take a while to take off completely-- he finds it charming you'll go to such length to look good for him.
Ranpo is not interested in BDSM, sadistic or masochistic acts.
He's not interested in toys.
He's very loud in bed, just push the write buttons with him and you'll be having to cover his mouth.
Ranpo will be turned off if you're asking to sleep with him when he's tense and annoyed while working on a case. He loves you and all, but the Agency and justice system is very important to him, sorry! Just not the right time.
edgar allan poe x ranpo's assistant reader...? i never see anything about him and i love ur writing so yes 🥹🥹. Reader's been ranpos assistant for ages but he didn't know she existed till he meets her at a new event or smth.. and hes like dawgg whys ranpo got a cute girl aswell ihml and then ranpo explains that shes his assistant and boom. TYSM IF U DO THIS
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ His Enemies Assistant
Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs
Character: Edgar Allan Poe
Note: SFW, AFAB reader, not proofread.
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The first time the author, Poe, laid his eyes on you was his visit to the agency. He had no intention to talk to anyone-- other than Ranpo-- so he could get advice and thoughts on his new novel. That was it, nothing else.
Although, he was sent into waiting by the lounge area, silent and by himself as the agency celebrated their win against the Guild. "Oh, Carl... It seems as though everyone is having fun... I don't think I should stay here for long, though." Poe spoke to his raccoon, who sat upon his head.
"Excuse me," His head was pulled up slightly at the voice; standing before him was you.
"Yes..?" His voice came out in a small stutter, almost surprised that anyone would willingly speak to him. He didn't get a proper look at your face, keeping his head down and his hair covering what he'd miss out on seeing.
"You must be Poe, I've heard a lot about you from Edogawa-san. I was hoping to be able to read your book, myself.. I'm a big fan of mystery novels."
"Oh, I see.." That was the only interaction you both had, properly. He shared his novel to you before handing it over to Ranpo. That was it. Poe wasn't expecting any great friendship to occur between the both of you, truly. He was too cooped up within his office to meet people, not that it bothered him.
Actually, if he was being honest, he believed that you were no different than Ranpo when he got a first impression. You must be, if you were to hang around his enemy-- someone so.. cocky and straightforward, right? Yes, that's what it was. Although, he couldn't help but feel regret to not be able to see what you looked like properly. Would you have looked mean or maybe even bitter? It didn't matter now.. So, he immediately forgot about it.
Although, many months had passed and it occured again, a chance for you to meet him once more.
He was invited, by Ranpo, to a special gathering for the Agency. Something to celebrate their hard work over the years. There was drinks, music, rich people and food, everything people would be glad to be there for.
Yet, he stood apart from the crowd, sitting by himself initially.
"Hey there, Poe!" Ranpo spoke out to him, sitting beside the man with a plate of cake in one hand, "You've really gotta get in on this." He said before immediately gulping down a bite.
"Ah, no thanks..." His head fell down slightly, feeling out of place in the situation he was put in. "I suppose I'm not exactly cut out for parties.."
"Yeah, you could say that. You look so lonely." Immediately, Ranpo had added on-- which stabbed Poe's dignity and mentality.
"...Ranpooo.."
"Edogawa-san!"
That voice again, he's heard it before... Is what he thought, quick to properly look up at the voice that spoke. His eyes widened slightly behind his long hair. You were.. stunning. There was angelic look in your face. You resembled the woman he imagined within his poem: his Annabel Lee.
"(Y/N)! Have you tried the cake.." Ranpo paused, stuffing his face with sweets once again, "It's definitely good-- the best part of this party!"
"Ah, no.. I'm not too hungry, actually." You let out a small giggle under you breathe before turning to Poe and giving him a small wave. He seemed to freeze up, not really sure what to say or do. That made your smile fall a bit.
That's when Ranpo noticed: "Hey, (Y/N).. can you grab me another plate?"
"Oh, yes, of course. What specifically?"
"Grab what you think I want." That was sure to keep you busy. Poe watched you walk off, knowing you'd be too busy to speak to him.. probably ever again. You already had your own friends and coworkers to speak too... Unlike him, who just hid in the shadows, instead. Ranpo than blurted out: "You're curious about my assistant?"
"What..?"
"(Y/N). She's my assistant." Assistant? Is that what she was? Yet, she seemed so different to him. Definitely much nicer and less... Straightforward, to say the least. "She's been very curious about you, lately."
".. curious..?"
"Yes, yes. I told her.." His words paused as his stomach growled making him groan out loud, "nevermind that, I'm still hungry."
"I see.."
"If you want, I can set you both up."
"What!?" Poe jumped in shock and confusion. Was he implying that they'd actually... Talk to one another, like a date?? "I barely know her."
"Well, yeah. That's how most friendships start off." Ah, a friendship. That's what it was.
"No, I'm good..." Poe was cut off when Carl suddenly jumped from his head and ran off. Quick on his little paws and disappeared within the large crowd-- Poe stood in a hurry, quick to try and find his little friend, "Carlll.. Carl..! You can't run off, oh where did you go.."
Ranpo smiled and muttered to himself, "perfect, got him right where you wanted him, (Y/N)."
You stood by the large dinning table of desserts, grabbing multiple for Ranpo. That's when you suddenly felt two little arms press to the back of your leg, scaring you slightly before you turned to see it was a raccoon... Not just any, didn't he belong to that Poe-man?
"Hey little guy.. Are you lost..?" You spoke with a inviting smile, picking him up with your freehand.
"Carl..! Carl, where did you go..?" You heard that man's voice once again, noticing his head peaking out from the top of the crowd of people he passed through. The little animal reacted to the sound, cuddling in your arms with his head pointed in the direction of his voice.
"Is that your name, Carl? Here, let's get you back to him.." You spoke while placing the plate down and walking over to Poe. He continued to run around and search for his little friend before he felt a hand tap him on the shoulder from behind. He stared down at you, was this the doing of Carl? Damn him. "This must be Carl, he's very cute." You spoke while he jumped out of your hand into his.
"Oh, Carl... Please don't ever leave me again." He groaned out with a small sigh of relief, he felt so relieved that he forgot you were there.. Actually, no. He was forcefully trying to get out of your way. "Let gets out of here.." So, in response Carl began to bite at his ear. "WAH— CARL, MY EAR!!"
"Oh, my-! Here, let me help..!" You immediately pulled Carl off, without much force as he rested back in your arms. "Are you alright??" You held out a handkerchief to him.
"Ah, yes.. I'm fine.. I'm not sure what's gotten into Carl, lately." Liar. He knew exactly what was going on.
"Hey, Poe.. I'd like to ask you a question... If you don't mind, I'd like to grab coffee with you sometime." You spoke up immediately, a faint peachy color along your cheekbones when you asked.
The truth was, when you first heard of Poe from Ranpo, you were very interested in speaking to him.. Although, the first attempt went horribly, asking to read his novel in order to get closer with him.. yet, it didn't work. You spoke to Ranpo about the matter and his only advice?
"Just ask him directly. Say 'Lets go grab coffee.' I know he won't deny."
So here you are, waiting for his response in a nervous feeling. Ranpo had invited Poe in order for it work.. although, you weren't sure if he somehow told Carl the plan or if it was pure coincidence.
"Ah.. okay.." He muttered, freezing initially at the question but seeming kind of glad.. Maybe it'd be nicer to get out more often, rather than stay in his office writing.
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I was wondering if you could do a Ranpo x fem.reader where the reader is an international popstar who everyone knows but is dating Ranpo and one day she goes to the agency as a surprise to him after being on tour (btw no one in the agency besides fukuzawa and yosano know their dating) if you decide to do it TYSM!! :)
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ CANDY POP!
Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs
Character: Ranpo Edogawa
Note: I have not been locked in with my writings/requests. Sorry. SFW, AFAB reader, NOT proofread
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The sound of your heels clicking along the pavement as you walked was heard, making many pedestrians stop in their tracks to get a glimpse of the beauty that was you. Hidden behind a large hat, petticoat and sunglasses, it was easy for anyone to find curiosity.
Although, that curiosity would be immediately lost if people were to find out that you were the same famous popstar who just got off a world tour-- last ending in the US. Your life seemed to be no secret, people knew so much about someone they've likely never met. Yet, there was one clear question your fans all shared. Who was it that you were seeing?
In many interviews, you brought up stories of your lover, but never a single detail about them? They made many guesses, seeing how social you were with other famous people, but not a single one was ever cleared to be true. No, no. You weren't interested in having a relationship easily visible to the paparazzi and for everything to be known between you both.
Finally, you open the entrance door of the building you were hoping to find-- stopping in confusion of where he could be.
"Excuse me," You turned to a young man with white hair and a black tie yet also a friendly and helpful expression-- which you could only guess was Atsushi from how he was described to by your person-- holding a small stack of books. "Hey, are you looking for something?"
There was a small pause, staring at him as he seemed to be trying to get a better look at your face, hidden well. There was a feeling of judgement or suspicion in his eyes, "Yes, I'm looking for the Armed Detective Agency."
"Yeah, I can help you get there." He spoke, opening the elevator and walking in with you following. "I'm guessing you have some troubles that you can't talk to the police about."
"... Not exactly."
Eventually you stepped in front of the door, excited. It had been so long since you were able to properly hold him in your arms! So many calls between you both-- it was a struggle, either bad connection or just different time zones so it'd likely be the middle of the night when you had to pick up and morning for him.
"Hey everyone, I found someone interested in giving us a case." Atsushi opened the door, in hopes to introduce you to everyone. You pulled your sunglasses down, looking around before your eyes caught the man at the center and very end of the room.
"Ranpo!" You squealed with joy. His head rose, originally fallen back in boredom and rest. He stared for a moment, shock in his now widen eyes, before immediately climbing over his desk to meet with you. Nothing could have prepared him for today, despite having such accurate deduction.
Some of the agency members, who were currently not on any case, watched with confusion at the oddly excited way Ranpo ran at you.
"(Y/N)?! I can't believe it you're here!!" He spoke, running at you with open arms that slide around your body in a hug.
Your hat fell from your head and that's when Naomi stood with quick movement, "No way... Are you... (P/S/N)!?" (P/S/N) - Pop Star Name.
You turned to the young woman with a warm expression, "has Ranpo not spoken about me? That's a shame.." You spoke, finally turning back to the clingy man with a small pout on your lips. "Not even a small mention?"
"Whoops, ha. You know I like to keep you all to myself."
There was clear confusion in the air, hearing a loud 'HUH?' from both Atsushi and Kunikida.
"(Y/N)." You turned, hearing your proper name spoken, seeing Fukuzawa. It's not the first time you've met; properly have met the guardian of who raised your lover many months back. Sharing many laughs with him, especially over the memories you shared with Ranpo in order to embarrass him was definitely fun. It was like getting to meet Ranpo's father. "It's good to see you. I had heard, from Ranpo, that you got off tour on Tuesday. Are you doing well?"
"Yeah, I got off my flight yesterday. I couldn't wait any longer to see him," You said, smiling and squeezing him even closer. He was choosing not to pull away any time soon. "I was hoping to come in as a surprise. I brought gifts, from my travels, for.. ah, some of you."
"Did you get those fancy Dasik desserts I showed you, in South Korea?" His head quirked up in excitement, hearing the sound of gifts-- for him, especially! When he saw you nod his head he began to add more from his wishlist, "What about Gulab Jamuns, from India? Or a Bundt Cake from Germany?"
"Yes, yes. I remembered to check out a bakery everytime I got to a new location, for you." You booped his nose while also lifting him off his feet a bit and moving, weakly with him against you, to grab a seat.
"Kyoka, that's the person I was telling you about." Naomi whispered to the younger girl, who stood beside Atsushi. All three of them watching you.
"Really?" He muttered to her in a whisper.
"Yeah! She's been out for months, all over different places. I was disappointed both me and my big brother weren't able to get tickets a few months back when she was here in Yokohama. Although, this is much better!" Naomi squealed, walking over to grab something from her desk before walking up to you. "Excuse me, (P/S/N)?"
"Please, just call me (Y/N)."
"Yes, thank you. May I ask for your autograph." Naomi excitedly spoke up, quick to do so before you'd decide to leave-- which caught many of the others members off guard since it was very direct.
"Well, of course, dear! I would love to. I feel more honored to be able to meet you all properly like this, especially now that I know this one had never brought me up, to you all." You brought a pen out while glaring down at the man, who the audacity to hold you like a koala.
Eventually, it was only you and your lover, Ranpo. You both sat side by side, holding one another with gifts left aside. They were meaningless in the moment-- only important part was that you were both finally together.
"I missed you.." He muttered with his head resting on your shoulder.
"Yeah, I'm sorry I was forced to be away for so long... I thought of your every moment."
"Mm.."
"I'll be available for the next two months, I only want for us to spend every second together." He listened to your words, silent as his hands rubbed along your arm to trace patterns with his fingers.
".. I'd like that... A lot." The sound of your giggling and snickering was heard, making him pull his head up with a puffy and pouty expression. "I hope that sound is supposed to mean something other than you laughing at me." He claimed out, his ears and cheeks still tainted with a blush.
"No, no. I'm just glad we're finally together again.."
Does this work for Valentine's request: Lester/Apollo spending his first proper Valentine's day with reader. He knew about the holiday, got attention but never properly celebrated "the humane way" if that makes sense
𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒷𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒?
(𝐿𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒫𝒶𝓅𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓁𝑜𝓈)
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❀Lester has never celebrated Valentines days like mortals do. I don't think he's ever been with someone long enough to have a meaningful Valentines, and his two best lovers were born looong before 14th february was a thing.
❀Even in his human form, Lester is flashy and wants to impress you. He hates being limited without his powers. If he was still a god, he'd drive you on the sun chariot and take you to the most romantic places for gods.
So, let's get into it.
❀Lester is an early riser. So you better be prepared for him trying to serenade you. Yeah, he's seen too many romcoms and thinks this is what most mortals do. He's bringing you flowers too, obviously.
❀He'd never leave your side on that day. Tries to help you with everything he can and throws the cheesiest pick up lines you've heard. Again, romcoms are to blame.
❀He'd take you away from any plans or chores that day, he's already taken care of them. He has a plan for every moment, and you have to admit that he does really know what you like.
❀ Aside from flowers, he'd get you a ton of jewelry, those cheesy plushies with a heart, chocolates, poems (made by him, obviously) and that thing that you've mentioned liking.
❀ He'd try to recreate his ideal date with what he has. After campfire, you have a lovely date near the lake. You have a picnic with your favourite things while looking at the moon. Comments about how much he wish he could give you something better come sometimes. For you, that's stupid. You love how much effort he's put into everything.
❀ Expect him to be extra loving when alone. He'd pour his heart and his soul, admitting how much he loves you and how he wishes all February 14ths will be like this. His love life has always been a sore subject, so you know he truly means. He'd give up everything just to be like this every Valentines.
❀ Insists on staying at your cabin, claims the cabin rules don't apply to him. In the end, you give in. How could you say no to him after all the effort he's put to give you a perfect day?
NOTE: None, fluff, no assigned gender or attributes to the reader. Some angst, but mostly fluff, bad grammar.
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A: Activities (What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?)
He's so busy often feeling like he has to carry weight on his shoulders from protecting cities and villages from other vampires... He just wants to do little things with you.
He enjoys the easy tasks of baking, watering plants, reading, anything together. They seem basic and boring, but he just wants to feel normal with you.
He also enjoys teaching you skills he has, like sword fighting and magic. His intelligence goes far beyond what you should believe or expect. He wishes to share things he knows, often giving you random nerd facts throughout your days.
B: Beauty (what do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?)
Patience and effort, it's very important to Alucard that your romance ends up being a slow one where you both can learn to accept and love each other. He has so much time ahead of him, despite this you end up making it feel like he's known you for centuries.
He's lost so much in his life, endured suffering and death to the extreme. He's been betrayed and hurt throughout the centuries, it's difficult for him to open up easily. He was always accepting, just.. nervous about feeling vulnerable, to put it easily.
C: Comfort (How would they help their s/o when they feel down?)
It really depends on what used to help you in general, he'll take your methods from the past.
If reading helped you calm down, he'll read you a book by the fire place. If you need sleep, he'll hold you close and sleep with you in his arms. If you just need general alone time, he'll understand and check up on your later. Although, he's sitting in his longue, disassociating and wondering about you and if you're upset with him.
D: Dates (What do their ideal dates with you look like?)
He wishes to travel the world with you, he wants to see everything because there's so much change. Although, it won't be easy for you since Alucard is half vampire meaning it's easier for him to move around without sleep, and other aspects... He just wants to see the beauty of everything with you.
Of course, he's not against simple ones. His favorites are outdoor dinner dates, like picnics. Your first proper date together was a picnic, he brought the food and wine, and you both just ate and shared so much about one another.
E: Equal (Are they dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?)
He doesn't actually have a preference, he can both follow you around in a new place and allow you to take control or show him whatever you'd like... But he's also standing guard, watching out for anyone who will give suspicious glares in your direction.
You can tell him to cook and clean for you and he'll be starting within minutes. Alucard enjoys to feel a little free, meaning that he wants to get away from being the Vampire Hunter that everyone looks for, for guidance and help. He doesn't have answers all the time, he's fine with being told what to do.
That being said, don't be surprised if he decides to grab you and pull you away from a situation he doesn't approve of, whether you don't want him too or not. If he feels like he needs to protect you, he will.
F: Family (Do they want one? If they do, when?)
He struggles from loneliness, already lost both his parents, one of them by his own hands. The idea of a family, a spouse and children... It's everything he needs to fill the void of sadness in his heart.
Despite this, he's stubborn to the idea, feeling as if he doesn't deserve it. Although, he wouldn't restrict or deny you it if you asked. After all, if you want to have them with him than he truly must be worthy of your love. How could he deny that?
G: Gifts (How do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)
Just make sure to accept the fact that he'll be scared of the idea of turning out like his father if anything occurs to you. He doesn't want to hurt his children...
Gifts aren't too important to him, he'll just brush it aside with gratitude but it's not like he needs them. He's immortal, there's many things in this world he'll see or get.
Although some very niche gifts like hand made cards, flowers, anything simple like that will really make him smile for hours ... But getting him something like a fishing rod, a Xbox or just overpriced or not a necessity to him will just be brushed off.
I: Injury (How would they act if you got hurt?)
He's very disappointed in himself, he should've known better. He's lived so many years, killed so many vampires, saved the world a few times... And yet he can't be there to save you?
It kills him for a few days, knowing he could've done something. Despite you now being bandaged up and better, it's obvious he's still disturbed by the thought he couldn't protect you. He could've lost you.
J: Jealousy (Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?)
Unless you're a geninue empath, it's not easy to know when he's jealous.. That's mostly because he's got a very deadpan expression often, around strangers not you.
Often people would brush off his glares or serious expression to just be something he does, not really a reason behind it. That being said, he's not exactly jealous, just... Annoyed by the other people around you.
Don't push the limits though, he won't get physical with people unless he needs too. He'll pull you away when you need it, but don't be getting him jealous on purpose, he'll be upset with you than. It's not fair too him💔
K: Kiss (How and where do they like to kiss?)
He melts so easily at kisses, his favorite is when you place them on his forehead and cheeks, especially if he's caught off guard or stressed. He can be so tense in times, but just kiss him and maybe he'll feel a bit easier.
He enjoys taking your hand and kissing you on your wrist or in your palm, it's the gentleman part of him that shows.
His kisses are often slow, letting it become emotional rather than dirty. It took some time for him to properly start giving you kisses when the relationship began, there were many moments he wanted too but hesitated. When it finally happened he so proud of himself in secret.
L: Love Confession (How would they confess to their s/o?)
Imaginable, he likely heard the story of how Dracula confessed to his mother, Lisa, and was inspired by it as a child. He wanted to do something similar to how that approach went, since it always seemed so childishly romantic to hear as a kid.
His confession is slow and romantic, everything is a build up to what he'll say in the end. He gave small hints, not on purpose because he's actually kind of slow when it comes to romance and wasn't aware of the amount of info dropping he was doing, that would've told you he was going to tell you how much he loved you.
The confession was like... two or three months after you both met. Yes, he wants to trust and know you first before he's accepting these feelings but he fell so quickly. He's a hopeless romantic! Yes, he he fell faster than he wants to admit, and he's rushing into this relationship quickly but he just want some love ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
M: Marriage (Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?)
Another situation where he heard, as a child, the stories from his parents on how their relationship evolved into marriage and how they felt at peace with each other. So many stories they shared with how they were so happy and loving, especially the story of their wedding.
Yes, he wants to see you dressed up walking down the aisle and being able to put the ring on your finger. Yes, he wants a honeymoon where it's just you both in a quiet place where there's nothing to worry about...
He likely did something similar to his parents wedding, if they had a public one. Very small with very few people invited.
N: Nightmare (What is their worst fear?)
When he's reminded of the day you'll leave him and he'll go back to falling into a pool of sorrow and loneliness.
O: Oddity (What is one quirk they have?)
Often following his parents footsteps and methods from what he heard from stories or what he witnessed.
He truly admired and looked up to them as a child, found them as a inspiration for what he wanted in his future significant other.
Lisa left behind a few journals he likes to read that give him ideas for your next date or what to say to you in some ways. Dracula left behind books like, 'How to be a Parent 101' that he still reads before he even had children of his own.
P: Pet names (what do they like to call you)
Very old fashioned and romantic terms: "My Love" "My Dear" "My Darling"
Alucard's always calling you 'my ___' or just using your real name. Certain pet names he's heard over the centuries have made him geninuely cringe..." kitten, cupcake, honey pie, pookie "
Q: Quality Time (How do they like spend time with you?)
He does literally anything and everything you want, that's it.
If you ask him to clean the tables, mop the floors, organize the bookshelves, he's on his way. Of course, this does mean you have to be in the room with him in some way, unless your exhausted.
He really enjoys being able to do something and just allowing you to sit in the room to talk too. His mind can get scrambled and messy when he's alone.
R: Romance (How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?)
He's apart of the old romantic type.. Rowing a boat down a river as you share wine, kisses to your wrist, opening the door for you. He's followed the same clichés most men have done for centuries.
He's open to trying new methods at least once, although it's not like they'll occur often, imaginably something like a Internet cafe for videogames in the twenty first century... It'll very likely not be a top option again.
S: Sleep (Who falls asleep first? Do they need their s/o close to them! Do they have any bad habits?)
He's (canonically) very tired and sleepy all the time. He's very big on cuddles and naps with you, anywhere. Alucard will fall asleep on your lap on the couch, or just a small snooze in the bathtub together.
He really can't sleep if you're not beside him... He's not crazy though! He's not gonna wake up depressed if you've gone to the bathroom or need a drink, but if you're leaving early for work without telling him, he'll get sad.
His habits are usually, when he's cuddling up as either big or little spoon, his lips are left on you. His fangs only graze your skin without sinking into, but usually you'll wake up with his mouth on your shoulder. He's been tempted to bite.. but he's knows better.
T: Time (How long did it take you to get together?)
A few months. He didn't want too... But he jumped into the relationship quickly because he's hopelessly in love. He really wanted to wait it out so he can tell himself that he should trust you first...
But he gets clingy with the ideal of love. If he knows he can have it he wants it.
U: Unity (Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? What traits do they share?)
I don't think he really changed, around strangers or in the public specifically. Although, when it's only you both, he became more open to speaking about how he felt. It's not easy for him to say certain things or emotions that come to mind and he can stubborn or in denial but he learnt to accept himself.
V: Value (How important is their relationship to them? What is it worth compared to other things in their life?)
One of, if not, his top priorities. He finds so much value in feeling loved by someone, being able to share the dreams he has, to hold someone and be able to feel honest with them.
His loneliness is a blackhole, but it's not endless. Eventually it'll disappear, which is when you came around.
W: Wild Card (a random fluff headcanon)
Whenever he's traveling alone he always finds something to get back for you. A souvenir from anywhere, even if it's a small keychain. Anything that reminds him of you, he smiles and is immediately bringing back.
He tried to bring back flowers but encountered some vampires, so he ended up empty handed and extremely sad to see such lovely flowers destroyed💔
X: X-Ray (How well are they able to read you?)
After a few months, he's got everything memorized. He knows your patterns and methods very easily, when you like to do stuff or where you like to go.
If you're very playful and mischievous, eventually you won't be able to get anything across by him. Well first, he's a vampire so his senses are ten times better than yours, he'll know when you're sneaking around. Two, after the few times you've played a game on him, it won't work on him again... Okay, maybe, he'll let you do something and play around with the idea that you've spooked him in some way, but he's just messing around.
Y: Yearning (How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?)
He's constantly trying to follow you around, wanting to keep you safe and just be within your grasp to hold onto you... He doesn't take it well when you've disappeared.
He's immediately alerted and concerned, searching everywhere within his castle, before immediately searching around the world for you. Please, please, please, don't hurt his heart and try to hide from him. The loneliness swallows him like a black hole.
Z: Zeal (Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?)
Yes, he'll save you from anything just like how you saved him from his emptiness.
He does everything in his power to make you happy, all he asks for is that you won't leave him so quickly... He can't bear another loss.
