smol birb

Hi, I'm Maya and I eat too much jelly! insta: shush.birb

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[asap-please]

[barefootonfirstsnow]

Raindrops, Flashcards, summaries, knitting and ginger tea.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was pregnant and everyone was yelling at me and my boyfriend because of that, even though we repeatedly told people that we never did anything. I gave birth but when I looked at the blankets that they put my “baby” into, it was a stapler wrapped inside them. Yes, the kind that you have in an office. So we talked to the doctors and they said that this happened because I ate contaminated Doritos and that the same thing was happening to others around the world who were giving birth to different office supplies.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Umbrella Academy (2019-)

[avocados26]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

What’s funny is that dream was submitted AND posted back in 2016!

[animyuls]

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? This one is worth at least two million

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

his FUCKING FACE

[stephrc79]

his FUCKING EARS

[gharibajameel]

food is THE love language. let me bake you some fucking bread.

[nae-design]

Stunning froth masterpieces by latte artist Ku-san

[sixpenceee]

Pierre Jean-Louis, a visual artist from US, creates mesmerizing portraits of black women by transforming their hair into flowery galaxies. By turning their Afros into works of art in his series, “Black Girl Magic,” Pierre wants to let black women know how much he appreciates them for embracing their African heritage. (Source)

[thefocusking]

THIS IS SO LOVELY 

[sodascribs]

Mokan Thulutha.

[sodascribs]

“They broke him, Eleanor!”

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

some fucking idiot doctor with a piece of shit degree: you shouldn’t touch your face after petting a cat, it can really irritate your eyes and nose even if you’re not allergic! 

me, a fucking genius: *smashing my entire face in my cat’s belly and getting scratched for it*

[purplebuddhaquotes]

https://www.instagram.com/purple_buddha_project/

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sindri42]

Huh. I would think it would fall under the 5th amendment and just mean anything you say in the courtroom can’t be used as evidence one way or the other. Breaking your oath once you make it, that’s perjury at best and a serious crime but just refusing to swear shouldn’t be.

[thefuckisabook]

The fifth is only for not testifying against yourself or your partner.  Besides, they don’t just decide to have you in court, you have to agree to it weeks or months in advance.  You can say to a police officer “I’m not willing to testify” but if you don’t and you end up in a court room and decide to waste everyone’s time, congrats, you’re in contempt.

[minimalistgrufti]

“Sisteh” by William Ukoh

[doujinshi]

[medurith]

early valentines