hiya

[officialunitedstates]

wondering if i will sneeze today

[mindgyre]

keep us posted

[officialunitedstates]

no.  its none of your business

[ezeqquiel]

[たかさくらべ]

[docjayironvald]

yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?

[rlckrolled-blog]

Panic! In front of the cute boy

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[hoexygen]

me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[runwithskizzers]

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

[todaysmeme]

todays meme is:

being safe and being kind

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[bewvitched]

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

[alexander]

when the vitamin gummies kick in

[toastbutteregg]

this is so stressful to watch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me, late 20s, discovering i love to cook, and have neck pain: holy shit i’m going to turn into a person who does yoga

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me, buying paper napkins and eyebanging a herb garden: i’m having an identity crisis 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me: *reaches automatically for coaster, catches sight of my reflection in my newly purchased wine glasses that were on sale*: i don’t know who you are anymore

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“i’m not a fan of embellishments on throw pillows, they tend to snag” I say, and gasp in horror at what I’ve become

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“Did you know they make odorized garbage bags now?” I say without flinching,  the sclerae of my eyes as black and ashen as my soul

[qvilligan]

Eyebanging a Herb Garden

[that-one-cunt-deactivated202208]

How was that what you focused on?!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no no, that’s fair

[itsavalonsmith]

today at the witchy store:

customer: is this organic?

me:

me: its a crystal

customer: yes, but is it organic?

me: … it’s a stone?

customer: i’m not stupid, I know that. I want to know if this “stone” is organic or not

me:

customer:

me: sure, why not. we didn’t put pesticides on it when we grew it.

customer: I want to talk to your manager

[dovewithscales]

Retail is the same all over.

[augeo]

Reductress is Not Holding Back ajslamzksjsjska

[stability]

[girff]

[shydogblue]

source?

[wizardhecker]

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

[luigiappreciation-tobedeleted]

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

[foppish-crow]

 I eat cereal with water

[luigiappreciation-tobedeleted]

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.