millennial garbage

I will face god and walk backwards into hell CT .:. INFP

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[fandomsandfeminism]

‘Fantastic Beasts 3’ Gay Dialogue Removed in China, Warner Bros. Says ‘Spirit of the Film Remains’

References to a gay relationship in “Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore” were edited out of the movie by Warner Bros. for the film’

Ok, look, yall know I'm trying not to consume Harry Potter news as much as possible because it just makes me sad.

But I keep seeing people react to this like "ugh! I can't believe homophobic China!"

And it's like

References to a gay relationship in “Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore” were edited out of the movie by Warner Bros. for the film’s release in China. Only six seconds of the movie’s 142-minute runtime were removed. Dialogue that was edited out alluded to the romantic past between male characters Dumbledore (Jude Law) and Grindelwald (Mads Mikkelsen).

SIX SECONDS?????????

It's been 12 years since this woman decided to confirm a SINGLE tragic gay character in an interview, and the first time it's actually acknowledged in the movies that are ABOUT HIM, it's the third in the franchise and it's only SIX SECONDS???

It's 2022 and the best these mother fuckers can manage is SIX SECONDS of fucking DIALOGUE that is so inconsequential that it can just be snipped out without even impacting THE SCENE ITS IN, much less the actual plot of the movie?

Fuck. I'm not even mad at China.

Absolute nonsense

[prismatic-bell]

China is an excuse for more of the same.

[aqueerkettleofish]

And it's a fair bet that the ability to snip it out without impacting the scene is intentional.

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[flybi91]

this is exactly what shakespear envisioned when writing macbeth

[violentcherries]

just so you know

2020

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[note-a-bear]

STOP THIS

[mxalexwhat]

why did the Muppets stop doing classic literary film adaptations? A Muppet Christmas Carol fucking slaps and Muppet Treasure Island is a cinematic masterpiece? 

Where is my Muppet Oliver Twist? Where is my Muppet Adventures of Huckleberry Finn? Muppet Gulliver’s Travels? Muppet Robinson Crusoe? Muppet Around the World in 80 Days? Muppet 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea? Muppet Journey to the Center of the Earth?

Like, why aren’t we teaching young kids about necessary classic adventures with a single A-list star surrounded by a cast of musical Muppets?

[annabellioncourt]

THIS IS THE IDEAL FORM OF MUPPET MOVIE.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Around the World in 80 days:  John Mulaney as Passapartout

20,000 Leagues: Tony Shaloub as Nemo

[millennial-garbage]

Check out Muppet Classic Theater if you haven’t already. It’s just this, a series of short stories performed by muppets: King Midas, the Emperor has no clothes, rumplestiltskin, boy who cried wolf. It was always my favorite of the muppets and I wish more people talked about it!

[ultrafacts]

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

[katsukiborkugou]

“Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word “bottom” in their surname.“

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

[macaxe]

He paved the way for future trolls and I fear that most of us have not lived up to the standards he set.

[marzipanandminutiae]

update: apparently the word was “shit”

in case anyone was as curious as I was

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[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

god creating lil nas x

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

How is the caption more hilarious than the comic

[millennial-garbage]

I genuinely think that Biden winning would be more dangerous than Trump. If Biden wins, the shitlibs go back to brunch. Meanwhile, the alt-right will continue organizing with the additional fuel of what they would inevitably consider to be a fraudulent election loss, but now without the scrutiny of a media microscope. Because the media will all be back at fucking brunch too. The blue check marks on Twitter are already daydreaming about it! This will pave the way for a competent fascist to pick up where Trump left off.

Four to eight years of Biden is four to eight years thrown away. There will be no climate progress, there will be no justice reform progress, there will be no health care progress. We will only get 4 years of liberals letting their guard down and punching left, moving swiftly from “we’ll push him left after the election” to “now is not the time to criticize Biden, we have the midterms to worry about, don’t make waves.”

And just like 2016, when 2024 kicks our fucking teeth in, the liberals will be blindsided, not understanding that their apathy is just as big of a danger as any boogaloo boy.

[thelovethatyouhad]

You did it! You broke 2020 down to its bare essentials!

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[femcassidy]

this animal crossing shit is crazy i stopped playing for 40 days and nights then i come back to find out my villagers have started drinking and committing adultery. theres this weird gold cow for this event too. dumb. broke my switch in half

[scottstiles]

Dogma (1999) Dir. Kevin Smith

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[lost-in-fictionn]

2020 with every new month

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