Millennial Shaming

A parody blog. Questions and submissions welcome. Hate speech, curmudgeons, and general dickishness are not.

[transhuman-priestess]

[millennialshaming]

Those damn millenials! How dare they do their best at a difficult job! Shouldn't they be getting their faces out of their tech or something?

[autisticm0b-deactivated20200910]

Oh no! It’s almost as though we care about being hygienic and mentally able to get through our lives

[atane-deactivated20200604]

Oh, so now working with millennials is the worst because they work super hard and are driven?

What haven’t millennials done wrong at this point? Are millennials cannibals? They crave the taste of human flesh, don’t they?

[atane-deactivated20200604]

Millennials are always to blame

“My dick is always soft and I need pills to get it up. Damn millennials! Let’s write an article about it!”

[awriteroftales-deactivated20180]

Wait, I thought we were lazy and ungrateful?

[smallswingshoes]

Somehow the culture of overworking is young millennials’ faults instead of the fault of, like, corporations and shit like that. -_-

[kiwianaroha]

“- or simply to avoid being replaced.”

Millennials are forced to relinquish their employment rights in order not to starve - those bastards!

[millennialshaming]

Selfish millennials!

[buzzfeed]

[millennialshaming]

Millennials are MURDERERS!!

[millennialshaming]

Ooohhh those millennials with their fancy coffees and uncertanties about the future!

[bidoof]

*meets with all the other millennials in the secret facebook chat* so….which industry should we kill THIS month >:)

[millennialshaming]

listen here, you darned kids...!

[gnegar]

Why are people like this?

[jadefyre]

Can someone create a parody blog called millennialshaming because it would be hilarious

[bob-belcher]

[millennialshaming]

Kids are so entitled these days. Why can't they just work all their lives, retire at 65, and die ten years later like everyone else??

[millennialshaming]

Your blog's fucking hilarious, these articles are atrocious. Keep up the good work, my friend

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[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

nice okay we’re off to a good start

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

banksy’s family found this article

[onlyblackgirl]

Why old people so mad.

[witchtimez]

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.

But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

[decrystallize]

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-

Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-

Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now

[lotad]

“laughfulable”

[deadlinejon]

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

[deadlinejon]

[hyperchaotix]

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

[millennialshaming]

Using new technology to make life more convenient? How dare they! (Source; note: video auto-plays upon tab open)

[netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz]

i did it… i came up with the ultimate millenials article

[netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz]

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

fuck….they checkmated us

[hansmoleskine-deactivated201810]

i’m so mad but i can’t express my anger without proving them right

[millennialshaming]

Presented without comment.

[millennialshaming]

Pretty soon, they’ll remove their voice boxes altogether to avoid speaking out loud to another human being. (Source)

[durbikins]

The millenials are asleep; post editorial cartoons

[andante-ace]

There’s so many great things about this:

the really really poor perspective on the bed and nearly everything else in relation to each other

the phone that’s just a rectangle with the words “Pokemon Go”

the implication of a wall behind the bed but then the chair seemingly also existing behind the bed

that misshapen bulbous shirt, just to drive home how much this kid love this particular app

a child using both “crummy” and “pokemon creatures”

[millennialshaming]

And when they're done with those Pokemons, they're going to sit on the top of that hill looking at their phones and not each other for the rest of the date.