It's Miller Time.

Jana (Like "banana") I like the state of Michigan. A lot. I think I'm a lot funnier than I am. I embroider when I have the time.

[lesbianshepard]

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)

Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)

An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

[harocat]

I’m Mike Drucker in this situation

[ujne]

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[lustik]

Gemma Bell.

[lastskiss]

I don’t know if anyone’s posted this yet but this is the crowd during Love On Top and it’s soooo fucking lit i’m crying it’s beautiful (from twitter: beysusfacts)

[plasticcflower]

WOW STOP

[wally-jo]

when ur mom works hard so you give her a break

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so sweet I cried

[ladymothwing]

[galacticamidala]

my orchestra conductor: count your rests!

me, an intellectual: just feel the music™

[newtgeiszler]

LEAKED: scarlet johansson’s next big role

[bilaqua]

*wants to chill and avoid drama* *is opinionated and takes no shit, criticises everything and needs to have the last word*

[great-tweets]

[via C_GraceT]

[valtsv]

other people buying clothes: i chose this based on my hair color, skin tone, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope

me buying clothes:

[frontpagewoman]

Issa!

[redlipstickresurrected]

Laura Berger aka Laura George (American, based Chicago, IL, USA) - Embers  Paintings: Acrylic Gouache on Wood Panel

[thebootydiaries]

me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i'll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices

me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed

[residentgoodgirl]

I think one of my least favorite types of responses to people speaking up on sexual harassment and sexual assault is are articles like “in wake of weinstein, men wonder if hugging women still ok”, and comments like “this is why men don’t pursue women anymore”, “i don’t wanna work with women cause i don’t want a lawsuit”, or “i don’t even look at women anymore cause everything is sexual harassment”. this is a particular brand of rape culture, men acting as if women are overreacting, as if men don’t have the basic social skills to know the difference between wanted and unwanted advances, as if women simply setting boundaries is “cramping their style” and “emasculating” them, as if the rules of respecting women are super confusing, so confusing that they’re supposedly forcing men not to interact with us altogether.

[residentgoodgirl]

this is an act they’ve been putting on for decades: playing stupid, pretending not to know better and then getting upset when we tell them what “better” is. if that doesn’t show you how emotional and emotionally manipulative they are, i don’t know what does.

[foshriizzle]

so i was reading this: The myth of the male bumbler by Lili Loofbourow

“There’s a reason for this plague of know-nothings: The bumbler’s perpetual amazement exonerates him. Incompetence is less damaging than malice. And men — particularly powerful men — use that loophole like corporations use off-shore accounts. The bumbler takes one of our culture’s most muscular myths — that men are clueless — and weaponizes it into an alibi.

Allow me to make a controversial proposition: Men are every bit as sneaky and calculating and venomous as women are widely suspected to be. And the bumbler — the very figure that shelters them from this ugly truth — is the best and hardest proof.”

[redlipstickresurrected]

Sheena Liam aka シーナ・リアム aka Sheena Liam Yue Sheen aka 粘悦馨 aka Nián Yuèxīn (Malaysian-Chinese, b. 1991, Subang Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia) - Top Fashion Model and Embroiderer. Embroidery Arts: Black Thread, Embroidery Hoop

[sallysdurants]

[speakingfox-deactivated20230904]

I’m fucking dead.

[cortexiphankids]

I think this is one of my favorite posts. EVER.