[nellyscorner]

[jonathanking]

[disdickovereverything]

Prophet

[smallllsnaomi-deactivated201712]

me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up

server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about-

me:

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[iridessence]

She was READY

[april-december]

I’m not sure what I love more, the butt wiggle as the cat gets it’s legs in positions by just walking it’s back half around, or the way the cat is so resigned after the dog has caught it, like it’s thinking ‘jfc not again just let me pounce something’

[brokebackboys]

this be me tho lmao

[maiasparx]

who was recording me

[linguisticconvoy]

[liveabetic]

tabbydragon:

I love that everyone looked at the turkey and asked themselves “who is responsible for this thing?” And then everyone pointed at everyone else.

[beyhive4ever]

“what are we doing?”

[trippknows-deactivated20200508]

Chance with no hat is a rare sight

 REBLOG FOR 10 YEARS OF GOODLUCK.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[mosarusrex-deactivated20180127]

I fucking ugly laughed so hard

[playedstationzzz]

@callme-ish

[livinggeist]

I WASN’T READY

[nuridurr-deactivated20240110]

[totorogafapasta]

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[paxamericana]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money.

[pieartsystuff]

i hate

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

I’M WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY

[engineering-myself]

The entire family is filled with horrible, delusional idiots

[theinturnetexplorer]

[yaoialien]

This Zits comic from 1999 was 18 years a head of it’s time holy fuck

[torracat]

when ur parents yell at u for doing something wrong

[binches-deactivated20220521]

when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray

[tastefullyoffensive]