The Million Notes Club

Tumblr posts with 1,000,000+ notes

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[millionnotesclub]

oh wow the new update just fucking breaks this blog. thanks.

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

oh

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

This will make sense I promise.

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

lemme just

[sociopathgoingtohell-deactivate]

Oh

[man-of-masks]

give it a moment 

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[chaotic-average-child]

This is gonna confuse so many descendants 

[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

[aidn]

how the hell do i talk to people

[citrus-hills-blog]

Stand in front of them and press A

[oimatchstickman]

[fakesorry]

“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son two

[stacys-mom]

[thenephewofbob]

I’ve waited FOREVER for this

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[pissyeti]

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

[so-nature-deactivated20150528]

[bootlegpotato-deactivated201711]

[spangledmystars]

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

[masslyeffective]

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us.  It’s a human trait, yo.

[piercingsandink]

reblog this everytime i see it. soooo cute!

[the-deepest-reflection-deactiva]

this made me cry happy tears

[khimerah]

Wish I had this

[wbru-deactivated20170814]

Goals

[thornhillindustries]

[teachagainstfascism]

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

[jadeoxfordrose]

#andy’s character development is so beautiful#he starts out as the most selfish#uncaring person you could ever meet#but basically by trying to win over april#the second most selfish uncaring person you could meet#he turns into this delicate flower of love#to the point where everything he does is for other people  (via ganondilf)

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

[dutchster]

[teoami]

Bless these children

[atlas-hour]

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

[cassandraebner]

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

[durnesque-esque]

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

[bei-fong-appreciation-blog]

how did you do that so smoothly? 

[bumbleshark]

thats some broadway musical shit

[haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey]

But seriously, I think I love you.

[0601254-deactivated20140502]

heck no, i’m callin dibs

[durnesque-esque]

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

[durnesque-esque]

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

[durnesque-esque]