Product Placement
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blake kathryn
Discoholic 🪩
occasionally subtle
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Janaina Medeiros
trying on a metaphor
Not today Justin
sheepfilms
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
#extradirty
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Cosmic Funnies
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
Show & Tell
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@millionpapercuts
He likes to watch Magnus. The way he lights up the room when he walks in. His radiant and confident smile. Little things like the way his hands move when he performs magic. The glint of various metallic rings. There’s nothing strange or sexual about it for Alec. He’s simply fascinated by his lover. Stunned by every little gesture.
And sometimes he forgets that he stares.
for @tellarealstory Magnus
Dusting off this muse. Hit the like button for a starter.
This is my mood right now.
*:･ﾟ✧ (｡♥‿♥｡) *:･ﾟ✧
sexual tension sentence starters (part two)
as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
Angry
“Is that so?”
“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”
“Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”
“You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”
“Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
“I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”
“I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”
“Try and stop me.”
“You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”
“Fuck you! Or me.”
Flirty
“I’m really flexible…”
“Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”
“Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”
“You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”
“Is there any way I could repay you?”
“You have really pretty lips.”
“Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”
“You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”
“Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”
“You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”
Awkward
“..why are you staring at me?”
“You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”
“So…how do I look?”
“You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”
“*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”
“I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”
“Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”
“Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”
“Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”
“*knocks head into (muse name)’s* Ah! S-sorry, I was trying to kiss you.”
some one word prompts . ( send one of the words for our muses to interact based off that word )
goodbye : my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye.
secrets : my muse sharing/confiding their deepest, darkest secret with your muse.
nightmare : my muse coming to your muses aid when they awake from a nightmare.
push : my muse pushing your muse out of the way of danger.
embrace : my muse abruptly throwing their arms around your muse, hugging them tightly.
bloody : my muse coming to your muse with blood stains on their clothes and hands, shaking.
drunk : my muse takes care of your muse while they are in a drunken state.
bed : my muse wakes up in the same bed as your muse with little recollection of the night before.
slap : my muse slaps your muse across the face out of anger.
gone : my muse stays by your muses side while they take their last breath.
scream : my muse hears your muse scream and quickly runs to their side.
sleep : my muse falls asleep on your muse, making it hard for my muse to leave.
stalk : my muse gets caught by your muse trailing behind them, watching them.
sacrifice : my muse jumps in front of your muse, sacrificing their life for your muses life.
trail : my muse watches as your muse traces one of my muses scares, asking them about it.
love : my muse confronts your muse about why they never say ’ i love you ’ back.
piggyback : my muse jumps on your muses back, my muse gives yours a piggyback ride.
jump : my muse runs to your muse and jumps up, my muse holding yours up by their thighs.
dance : my muse holds their hand out, waiting for your muse to come out and slow dance with them.
carry : my muse carries your muse to their house, either drunk, or a weakened state, can specify.
lighter : my muse pulls out a lighter and lights it for your muse to use to light their cigarette.
shot : my muse gets shot and struggles to your muses house for aid.
wound : my muse patches and bandages a wound your muse has gotten.
fight : my muse stops your muse from getting into a physical fight with someone else.
arrest : your muse finds my muse arrested in cuffs with swarming police everywhere.
hospital : my muse awakens in a hospital, finding your muse by their side, asking what happened.
gun : my muse pulls out a gun on your muse, your muse tries to talk them into putting the gun down.
betrayal : my muse finds out that your muse has betrayed them in same way and confronts them about it.
nude : my muse walks in on your muse accidentally seeing them naked.
karaoke : my muse pulls your muse up on stage with them to sing some karaoke songs.
laughter : my muse hears your muse laughing uncontrollably and approaches to see if they are okay.
murder : my muse walks in on your muse committing a gruesome murder.
wet : my muse strips down to their under garments and runs into the water, motioning for your muse to join them.
* shameless starters
‘ hey, it’s okay. here we go. shh. ’
‘ you okay? it’s just… you opened that same cabinet, like, three times. ’
‘ you seem a little… caffeinated. ’
‘ i think i’m depressed. i’ve been feeling kind of funky lately. ’
‘ not your mother, just concerned. ’
‘ good for you, it’s great to get that stuff out. feel better? ’
‘ hi, peanut. hey, it’s okay. come here. ’
‘ we all get depressed. how the fuck can we not living around here? ’
‘ that’ll be a challenge. good thing i ate my wheaties. ’
‘ anything you wanna tell me? promise i won’t freak out. ’
‘ you know, i’d hug you but neither of us would like that. ’
‘ hey, hey, you okay? feeling sick or something? ’
‘ you are so lucky that they called me and not the police. ’
‘ breathe for me. do you see me? ’
‘ because you’ve been running your ass around here like scarface and i care about you, okay? ’
‘ yo, sleepyface. ’
‘ is there room over there for me? ’
‘ holy fuck. ’
‘ so what you’re saying is you’ve had a couple shitty days. ’
‘ is it okay if i say i’m proud of you? ’
‘ my job is to keep this house going. ’
‘ you know, there are a lot of kids who need a home. ’
‘ i want you to know you are a really good kid with a big heart. you have some hard times ahead of you, but you’re gonna do great. ’
‘ you had me so worried. not one call? ’
‘ life’s kinda… fucked up right now. ’
‘ this is some heavy shit, kid. ’
‘ i’m not used to having people yell at me all day long. ’
‘ you stop behaving like the world is out to get you when it is so clearly dropping gifts at your feet. or you keep doing what you’re doing and you end up in a cell somewhere angry and out of options. ’
‘ you could do a lot worse than parents that give a shit. ’
My muse is being lazy and doesn’t want to get up from bed. How does your muse wake mine up?
Send me a 🍸 and my Muse will drunkenly serenade yours.
Asmodeus and Magnus
fan art
Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction
“Are you even listening to me?” “Are you even listening to yourself?” “Are you sure they won’t find out?” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” “Are you threatening me?” “Be mine.” “Can you be anymore obvious?” “Do I know you?” “Do you love me?” “Do you remember this?” “Do you trust me?” “Don’t go.” “Don’t let me die” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t make me beg.” “Don’t you dare come near me!” “Don’t you dare.” “Explain yourself.” “For you, I would _____” “Give it back.” “Give me another chance.” “Have you ever even done this before?” “How drunk are you right now?” “I already regret this.” “I am not wearing that.” “I can’t believe you missed that.” “I can’t do this anymore.” “I can’t even look at you.” “I could kill you!” “I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.” “I didn’t do it.”“ “I didn’t know you could do that.” “I don’t want to look at you right now.” “I guess this is goodbye.” “I hate you.” “I have to go.” “I just want to cuddle.” “I know your secret.” “I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.” “I love you.” “I miss you so very much.” “I missed you.” “I need a drink.” “I need a hug.” “I never really loved you.” “I owe you.” “I think I broke it.” “I think I’m falling in love with you. “ “I think I’m forgetting something.” “I think it’s broken.” “I trust you.” “I want to be yours.” “I want to try this thing I read in a book.” “I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.” “I’ll be there in five minutes.” ”This is really inappropriate.” “I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?” “I’m bad for you.” “I’m dying.” “I’m going to be sick.” “I’m not speaking to you anymore.” “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.” “I’ve never heard that one before.” “If you stay quiet, no one will know.” “Is that my shirt?” “It was me” “It’s so beautiful.” “It’s time to choose.” “Just five more minutes.” “Just go.” “Just leave me alone.” “Just let me die.” “Just relax.” “Just what did we do last night?” “Kiss me you idiot.” “Kiss me.” “Like you even care.” “Little too late, don’t you think?” “Make me.” “Marry me?” “My Parents don’t know” “My parents know.”“ “Never again.” “Nh, don’t be so rough!” “No, that can’t be my baby.” “No! You can’t die on me now!” “Obviously there is something between us.” “Of all the things i’ve heard, that hurt the most.” “Put it away.” “Put your trousers on!” “Put. The. Weapon. Down.” “Quiet, I am trying to think.” “Relax, I have a plan.” “Really?” “Shut up and listen.” “Take responsibility.” “That isn’t mine.” “That looked easier on TV.” “That sounds painful.” “That was a bad plan.” “That’s mine!” “That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” “They’re coming.” “This seems familiar.” “This stays between us.” “Truth hurts, don’t it?” “Unbelievable. I can’t believe you right now.” “Very good, you had me fooled.” “Want to hear a secret?” “We need to talk.” “We’re moving too fast.” “Well that was unexpected.” “What are we doing here?” “What are you afraid of?” “What are you touching?” “What are you?” “What do you need?” “What happened to you?” “What have I done this time?” “What if someone catches us?” “What sort of noise was that?” “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “What were you thinking?” “Where are my clothes?” “Where did you find this?” “Where do you even find this sort of thing?” “Where were you?” “Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?” “Why are you wearing that?” “Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.” “You could have died!” “You could have killed someone!” “You coward.” “You don’t need to be so gentle.” “You drive me crazy!” “You have ten minutes, so make it quick.” “You lied to me!” “You mean everything to me.” “You owe me.” “You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!” “You’re all out of ____.” “You’re an idiot.” “You’re bad for me.” “You’re dead to me.” “You’re pregnant and it’s mine.” “You’re really good at this…” “You’re so weird.” “You’re under arrest.”
autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃
masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.
❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞
❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞
❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞
❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞
❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞
❝ help me decorate! ❞
❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞
❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞
❝ bring a jacket! ❞
❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞
❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞
❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞
❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞
*sneeze* ❝ sorry, allergies. ❞
❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞
❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞
❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞
❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞
❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞
❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞
❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞
❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞
❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞
❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞
❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞
❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞
❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞
❝ did you hear that? ❞
❝ we have to get out of here! ❞
❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞
❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞
❝ what did you get? ❞
❝ want to trade candy? ❞
❝ i got a rock. ❞
❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞
❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞
❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞
❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞
❝ trick or treat! ❞
❝ happy halloween! ❞
❝ happy fall! ❞
❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞
❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞
❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞
❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞
❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞
❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞
❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞
❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞
❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞
❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞
❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞
❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞
❝ i just saw something! ❞
❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞
❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞
❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞
❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞
❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞
❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞
❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞
❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞
❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞
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michael langdon | the devil within
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.
❛ I was gone a lot longer than I thought I would be. ❜
❛ I’m stuck with you, and that means you’re stuck with me. ❜
❛ You’re not as good as I’d hoped. But you’re better than you know. ❜
❛ Yeah, no, that still sounds bad. ❜
❛ I think someone is following us. ❜
❛ I’ve heard enough. ❜
❛ I’m in. I heard the word illegal. ❜
❛ Wait, are my eyes open or closed right now? ❜
❛ Hell is real, and it smells like Axe body spray. ❜
❛ This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows. ❜
❛ What is the point of magic if we can’t fix real problems? ❜
❛ A great way to get what you want is to be so miserable that you don’t want it anymore. ❜
❛ Every time I talk, I sound batshit. ❜
❛ You should be happy. Less competition. ❜
❛ You have to mean it for magic to work. ❜
❛ Phosphoromancy, bitches! ❜
❛ Being a magician has always been about, in part, accruing power. ❜
❛ I need you to remind me that magic is real. ❜
❛ Magic doesn’t come from talent, it comes from pain. ❜
❛ Life is raw. Everybody medicates. ❜
❛ The idea is you look at the list of ingredients and try to figure out what the spell does. ❜
❛ It’s the universe deep dicking us. Lay back and try to enjoy it. ❜
❛ My crown is just as heavy as yours. ❜
❛ Poor little magic girl. ❜
❛ You don’t know me. ❜
❛ Hey, how did you – what are you doing here? ❜
❛ Why can’t anything just be fixed? ❜
❛ Why did you bring me back? ❜
❛ What do you say? Want to put some pants on and help me save all of magic? ❜
❛ You could say please. ❜
❛ Hakuna Matata has failed me. ❜
❛ I trust you. I need you. ❜
❛ If you keep drinking, I will seriously cut a bitch. ❜
❛ My loyalty will always be with me. ❜
❛ Well… I guess I could help. For a price. ❜
❛ Is everybody out here really so lifeless? ❜
❛ So this is what the patriarchy smells like? It’s not the freshest. ❜
❛ But you’re not alone. I’m your best bitch, remember? ❜
❛ I knew the difference between magic and miracles. One is real and one is a lie with sparkles. ❜
❛ You’re alive. What a lovely surprise. ❜
❛ You’re the volunteer tomato. ❜
