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I want to stay home and play Minecraft | 🪿🌼 CREEPERS AND CREEPER APOLOGISTS DNI he/she | 🇵🇼🇺🇸 | queer | married | parent

[jewfrogs]

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

[creatingblackcharacters]

This is your reminder that the #Melanin Beam Challenge is in 3 WEEKS!

Some notes:

1) Posting will occur between August 7th and August 9th!

2) If you want your piece to be queued earlier than that, send it to me via the ask box! I recommend that you keep your descriptions short and simple, that way we can focus on your hard work!

3) If you want your work to be front and center (instead of constricted to my asks, completely valid), you can always post it yourself and then just send it to me/tag me! If you still want your piece to queued, then I ask that you at least wait until the week of the event, and then send it so I can queue it.

4) if you want to write a story! That's fine! Same rules apply- ideally, put it under a readmore, or give us a link and a summary. You know, let the story entice us some lmao.

5) yes, any form of art counts (gifs, yarn items, dolls, whatever) as long as the character involved is 1) Black, Black-coded, or a Black edit and 2) it's respectfully done. That's all!

I'm super excited to see what everyone's working on!

[rival2lover]

nice try, get out the way you're in our way, get lost forever

challengers — mangetout

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[what-even-is-thiss]

Spain first goal 105 minutes in

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t care who wins in Spain vs Argentina. I’ve just turned on the tv to witness.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I do find it very funny that they periodically show up close slow motion video of fans in the stands on either side looking increasingly frustrated

[what-even-is-thiss]

Argentina is down a bunch of players and the announcers keep wondering if Messi is gonna save them with the same tone I’d imagine that you’d wonder if the reinforcements are coming before morning on the battlefield

[foxglovedforest]

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

[helila]

[mixelation]

remember like an actual decade ago, there was a post giving advice for what to do if The Heterosexuals asked for your celebrity crush, and the advice was to just say "chris" and let them guess which chris and then just agree

and as your local ace i understand why such advice is appealing because i have been 13 and feeling a rising panic that i would answer "wrong" and bad things would happen. however as an adult i now understand that most people asking this are just asking you a question on par with asking what movies/music/whatever you like. they're not testing you, and if you give a fake answer, you're going to end up fielding follow-up questions or being sent memes or whatever, because they're trying to engage with your answers. just say a celebrity that you actually like (regardless of if you find them attractive or have a "crush"), or if you don't have one, say you don't pay attention to celebrities

anyway, i went out to drinks with people i didn't know that well, got asked that question, and said i wanted to study robert pattinson like a bug. now i get sent weird photos of him

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[csny]

[thesituation]

[silly-signs]

Official Michael

[xx-forest-of-stars-xx]

@vague-magnus-archives

[theonion]

Although both believe that a romantic affair would only complicate their daily interaction with each other, Troy and Tania Knudsen find it more and more challenging not to act on a powerful mutual sexual attraction, sources close to the married couple said Monday.

“You can really sense that something is going on between them,” said neighbor Lisa Eisennagel, who has known the Knudsens for nine of the 12 years they’ve been married. “It’s so palpable, it’s sometimes uncomfortable to be around them.”

Full Story

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[reddbug27]

i drew them or something la la la

[doechiisource]

DOECHII at the 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style"

[porcelainpistol]

[lulu10008]

collection of background worthy screenshots from mumbo's newest episode of hermitcraft highlighting all of the hermit's amazing bases

mumbo does such an excellent job of highlining all his fellow hermits bases and building abelites and i am so happy he does.

go check out his video if you want to see what he does with these

bonus silly transition screens

[tpwrtrmnky]

Deeply unserious to claim that opposition to genocide in Gaza is equivalent to advocating for antisemitic terrorism.

[tpwrtrmnky]

I'm on the side of "killing civilians is bad" and simply understand that a particular state entity is responsible for the largest attack on a civilian population happening right now, holding all the power to choose to stop doing so at any moment.