Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "thank you for being the victim of my shallow emotions."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "I am with you. My soul is always with you."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "If you want to die, then die somewhere far away from me."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "Have you lost some weight? Are you okay?"
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "I was going easy on you. If I were serious, you'd be toast."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "You're a real life honest-to-god sorcerer!"
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "If you murder another person, I'll carry that sin with you."
Or alternatively "one of them ell gee bee tea folks?"
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "It was his father. His father did it."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "I fucked your mother."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "Don't look like you're gonna cry alone, while I'm here."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "It'll be pretty lonley, won't it? You and I will be parting ways soon."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "He is half of my soul, as the poets say."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "In all timelines, in all possibilities, only you could show me that."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "Finally I've caught you now. Let's both survive. Live on, both you and I."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "Let's go home."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "He's not your problem, he's mine!"
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "I know your heart and you, mine."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "..."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "You know, I might have been born so that I could meet you."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "I wanna skate infinitely with you."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "Even if I know death is an unchangeable point, I still wanna use the last chance to return to the beginning and save you."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "IDIOT!"
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "Please be my coach until I retire!"
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "Forgive me, for all the things I did, but mostly for the ones that I did not."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "You can fly even higher."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "Everything that's happened since I met you... has been the treasure of my life... AND THAT'S SOCCER OFC, FOR SOCCER"
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "You may be despicable, but I won't leave you to die!"
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "I wish I knew how to quit you."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "I'm the type of person who, if I fell in love with someone, would choke them to get them to turn their head."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "Humans are willing to help each other. That's what you taught me. You're the only one who ever tried. I could never forget that lesson."
Gay people never say "I love you" they always gotta say stupid shit like "More than anything I was relieved that in my unfamiliar babbling-and-wanting-to-talk state I'd stopped myself from blurting the thing on the edge of my tongue, the thing I'd never said, even tough it was something we both knew well enough without me saying it out loud to him on the street- which was of course, I love you."

















