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[milwkeyedmender]

does anybody have laura palmer on tomodachi life. i would like to see the baby.

[heyits-nessie]

Please share/reblog even if you are not able to donate at this time!

Hello folks! I’m doing another round of mutual aid requests to help out the groups I work with on the ground here in Minnesota!

Participating is simple! Simply DM me proof of your donation (anything counts!!) and a prompt, and I will write a fic/poem/analysis for you. Fandoms include DC, Genshin, MXTX, Spiderman, All for the Game, The Raven Cycle, and more (DM me if you have something else in mind and I’ll let you know if I’m in the fandom!)

Any layout and graphic design commission fees will also go towards community aid! DM me for more info and my portfolio.

My credentials for all this: creative writing and publishing graduate, English teacher, published poet and author, layout designer for several anthologies and international magazines, street medic, community observer and emergency translator, someone who cares a whole lot but doesn’t have enough money to help everyone

Donate here:

Find our community aid linktree here

Manna Market: food for immigrant families in MN

Family Pathways: you can specify if you would like to donate to the food shelf, domestic violence services, or other!

Anything from this list!

Or, you can donate directly to me via Venmo or PayPal (@cryptidparke). These funds will go to helping commuters and community observers pay for gas, snacks and medical supplies for street medics, food and supplies for impacted people and families, and stuffed animals for Haven Watch (basically, whichever area needs funds in the moment).

Us on the ground here in Minnesota really appreciate your support. Now go out and help your community!!

[crokitheloki]

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

[milwkeyedmender]

oh i knowwwww rio morales was crying so hard during the halftime show

[milwkeyedmender]

genuine question what is it with a03 authors posting in summer or august or february and then fucking off for like two years? do you guys all time this? is there a group chat?

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[withhopecrossedonourhearts]

making content about characters you dont think about a lot is sooooo embarrassing what if the fans see it and your interpretation of their blorbo is so atrocious that they have to block you like im sorry i didnt study at spamton university

[clytemnestraaa]

grabbing the ao3 authors by their plump rosy little cheeks… being sexually submissive… does not make a person literally anything. not more or less powerful, or more or less competent, or more or less gendered, or more or less capable of abuse, or more or less innocent, or more or less mature, or more or less adult, or more or less violent, or more or less intelligent, or more or less responsible, or more or less any single thing on the planet. there is no correlation. please. please. for the love of god.

[sharksandjays]

Tim Drake says Fuck ICE

[bea-sauce-deactivated20260524]

@timblrdrake

[milwkeyedmender]

i’ve fallen in love with the concept of transfem sasuke, hurts so good but i can’t get enough of it

[ghostoflunarviolet]

Things two hungarian poets from the 1840s said to each other in their letters that make me crazy:

If my soul touches you and it happens to burn you I'm not to blame... it was you who lit it on fire

I swear to you on cottage cheese and tobacco

If the people rule in poetry, so will they rule in politics and that's the goal of the century! To hell with the aristocracy!

My dear buddy,

My soul, my bastard,

My golden mouthed saintly friend,

My rowdy brother,

My lovable dummy,

If you want to see a dead Pegasus, look no further than me

I am trying to learn to smile nicely ( he did not succeed)

My dear friend, you better side of my soul

I will never forgive you for NOT writing the address on the envelope yourself. A woman's handwriting... and a black seal... dear god, the devil took him! he worked himself to death writing poems, he died! ... and then i opened your letter... Never do this again. Only use black seal vax on your death, and even then, still write the address yourself!

I'm reading (your work) for the sixth time. It's really a horrible thing. I'll need to read it again to understand just how awful it is!

Sincerely, your friend whose balls are itching

It's really good that your sore throat is gone, I can finally strangle you

Leave the dedication! Veselényi is a great man but he's still a Lord, and a poet should never dedicate ANYTHING to a Lord

I'm hugging you a 1000000000000 times!

[milwkeyedmender]

another fic pinterest board because tdsb had taken over my brain

knowing me i’ll probably make another one sooner or later😭 honestly give me an hour and i’ll have the au bats on lock

@batfambrainrotbeloved

[brucewaynessoundingrod-deactiva]

talia's autism should be studied i volunteer

[frappefuzz]

i won't lie i think A Lot about this look sevika gives jinx after telling her isha and everyone else at the rally was taken. first of all she's absolutely breathtaking. second of all she's witnessing jinx losing it here and looks really sympathetic (to me at least)... that attack obviously wasn't pleasant but also the only semblance of a friend she has left and who has just started getting better is in emotional pain right in front of her =:[[[[

[argonluvr]

just saw this in a batfam fic. oh, the irony.

maybe mr luigi was a fan of batfam fics. maybe he read this and thought, oh, the irony.

[stars-obsession-pit]

He’s totally a Bat

Danny Fenton is a new student at Gotham University, and he’s got secrets to hide.

But everyone knows what the biggest one is. He’s terrible at hiding it.

He’s obviously the civilian identity of one of the city’s vigilantes.

Black hair and blue eyes? Check.

Around the right height? Check.

Surprisingly strong? Check.

Has experience in martial arts? Check.

Knows tech well (which would make sense for their gadgets)? Check.

Has weirdly good reflexes and situational awareness? Check.

Clearly doesn’t actually feel threatened by rogue attacks? Check.

Has very strong opinions about certain rogues and aspects of vigilante work that sound like they come from experience? Check.

Often very tired, like a vigilante working at night would likely be? Check.

Occasionally misses class or comes in late without a proper reason? Check.

Definitely is hiding things about his past and personal life? Check.

It all lines up. Yeah, there’s a possible flaw in that no one ever saw him around Gotham prior to that year, but that could easily be explained by something like homeschooling.

The only argument his schoolmates still have is which vigilante he is. They’ve even got a betting pool going about it with a sizable amount of money on the line.

…and all the while, Danny is blissfully unaware of any of this. He’s enjoying his college life and the greatly reduced number of ghost things to deal with (not none, but few enough that he’s only occasionally late or missing sleep)

[greenglowinspooks]

Imagine, if you will, Respawn ending up in the least important town in all of Illinois hoping to lay low for a while whilst planning to completely wreck Damian’s shit only to get shot at by some rogue government agents, kill said government agents, accidentally out some meta kid to the entire town while he tries to keep him from killing more government agents (who have not stopped shooting at either of them), save him by coincidence while making his escape, and having to flee the state with said weird metahuman kid (he’s like the third person to ever treat him like an actual human so he decided not to leave him behind) on the world’s third-worst roadtrip in order to rock up to Batman’s actual house to convince him to clear their names and get rid of the anti-ecto acts, with his only point of bartering being him pinky promising that he’ll definitely stop trying to kill Damian this time

And all of this happens over the course of like three days