Then perish.

(23/ They - Them/ Mirai) I play a lot of mobile games and ffxiv. Already the very best like no one ever was. (Icon by @n_shima on Twitter.)

[jeanqrey]

I’m just surprised anyone would date you… especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.

[hiyaron01-deactivated20190307]

「私服しぶりん」/「たまかが」のイラスト [pixiv]

[highlandvalley]

えふくらさんはTwitterを使っています: “OLフ http://t.co/jfUlLH3OPF”

[boredpanda]

People From Classic Paintings Inserted Into Modern City Life

[vergen]

this is my favorite thing

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[highlandvalley]

えふくらさんはTwitterを使っています: “OLフ http://t.co/jfUlLH3OPF”

[sukebanfactory]

2018年8月12日　C94　3日目 ロードさん@road_neko 神崎蘭子 /アイマス

[chasehunter-deactivated20210824]

you can say whatever you want to praise xenoblade 2, this picture has the power to make any argument about this game invalid.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

lumbar scoliosis wife

[tigerator]

[inspade-180]

That new Nintendo Direct, huh. Needless to say I’m excited, the absolute madman has done it What more can I say except this has all of my approval Fun Fact: I pulled a Sakurai and if you zoom into the photo you can see Lucina’s Brand of the Exalt on her lil eye! among other small tidbits I added Please enjoy!

[ok-fandom]

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[nuka-rockit]

the bible but its retold in memes

[nuka-rockit]

“if she eat the fruit, she a thot”, the Allmighty said

“all women are queensssss” the serpent hissed into Eve’s ear

[nuka-rockit]

HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes

“This bitch sentient. YEET”

[nuka-rockit]

Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine

“take a sip babes, for this is my blood”

[zombiebrainsoup]

as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito

[blue-fluffy-dragon]

God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, “then perish”

[alleenickel]

And on the seventh day, God said: “It is Sunday, my dudes.”

[quinintheclouds]

And He told His followers about the Promised Land:

Moses commanded the red sea in the name of God, “Move, I’m gay.”

And the Lord spoke to his disciples, “Take, cronch. This is my body, given for you.” Then, lifting the wine, Jesus cracked open a cold one with the boys.

The blind man was made to see by Jesus’ hand, and he looked up in awe. “I’d like to thank not only God but also Jesus.”

The Pharaoh of Egypt would not relent, for he was the sand guardian, guardian of the sand, and the Israelites quivered before him.

Tied up and helpless, Samson’s wig was snatched.

On the third day, Jesus rose again. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”

“PSA: here are the new Commandments, thank you for coming to my TED talk.”

“Um OP literally created the world and everything in it but go off I guess”

Witnessing Jesus walking on water, the disciples were in awe: “Oh, my God — He on x-games mode”

Jesus, bound to the cross, spoke thusly:

[fluidityandgiggles]

David: Bro I had a dream we fucked

Jonathan: Bro it’s just a dream

David: Gay, I wouldn’t fuck you

Jonathan: You wouldn’t?

David: I mean, unless you want to…

[shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees]

I’m pretty sure my soul was just damned to hell I laughed so hard at this I started crying

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Snake: listened to

Fruit: eaten

Dick: out

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN

[maxofs2d]

[maxofs2d]

Act Two

[long-gone-silvers]

This is like “you messed with the wrong fandom” only 9000 times worse

[socialistexan]

[catchymemes]

[silverjolteon]

Shiny Mega Gallade & Shiny Mega Gardevoir - [Hold Hands]

For SilverSylveon

[hoi-poi-capsule-deactivated2018]

[bimbonetta]

same energy

[awfulmidis]

Visit Original Link

Toto’s Africa but with the Donkey Kong Country Soundfont.mid