the grim reaper

they/them, 24

[sneakystabbythief]

graphic design is my passion

[eye-5]

My roommate likes to play dress up with the stickers we send

[ultravioletlightmyway]

things the gargoyle king can be, an incomplete list:

creepy figure in the woods that makes you drink poison

home invasion

homophobia

institutional abuse

gang violence

the darkness marring the nuclear family

a halloween costume

an unknowable eldritch being leading your town towards a dark fate

just somebody's dad

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Smeeped to meet you...

[sneakystabbythief]

anyone else think estrogen might help noah kahan or just me?

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[cryptotheism]

Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

[imagefragrance]

terrified for when they make me compete in the wasian olympics and it's me and markiplier doing couples free skate against alyssa liu and shane hollander

[marisatomay]

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

[theweight]

only a matter of time until bob dylan onlyfans

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[bad-wolf-ash]

@sneakystabbythief

[dogpuppy]

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

my whole family ignored me as a child bc my swag was blinding them

[tarbor]

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

[britvnygg]

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?

[lunnefisk]

BRING ME THE COURT MAGE

[dysfunctionalcryptid]

Plover chick. You agree?