mind bleach

[thatgirlwiththememes]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bout2headout]

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[jackalopc]

whenever someone is like ‘why do burger-flippers deserve to make the same amount as x?’ and i just ask ‘have you considered that maybe x deserves to be paid more?’ because it never occurs to people that if these people are being underpaid, then there is a chance that so are they.

[zooophagous]

I see this all the time with people bringing up paramedics. “You want 15$ an hour as a burger flipper! I made less than that as an EMT!”

Yeah and it was wrong to pay YOU that little too. You got overworked and underpaid and the amount of money the McDonalds employee in the drive through gets has no bearing what so ever on what an EMT makes. Pay the EMT more too.

[saint-batrick]

it distresses me that anyone whose job it is to save my fucking life is making less now than i was in an office job in 2007.

[odinsblog]

[ha-22-deactivated20200822]

the first hug after quarantine is gonna hit differently

[4444555666777888999]

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

[purp11e]

Where tf my soulmate at, i need you bitch

[nitrons]

ideal body weight: u on top of me

[thisismyideaofhumor]

A compilation

[deathandmysticism]

Handbook of Human Anatomy, 1896

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tupacabra]

we are all in the same boat. the human boat

[thrussy]

[chickenfarmersan]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[c-bassmeow]

[greeds]

ppl in the ratatouille tag asking who would win in a fight remy or stuart little and the answer is obviously remy like hello that cardigan wearing orphan mouse had his whole life handed to him on a silver plate, meanwhile remy busted his ass every single day to support a family of 500 or so rats, most of whom were homophobic!!!!! by night he was a CHEF, a genius forced to hide his talent AND his identity . you think he wont beat that spoiled little mouse within an inch of his life if he had to?? just because hes gay???? dont make me laugh