Scattered

28 | I like soft and interesting things and people

[guerrillatech]

[aflo]

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

[truestoriesaboutme]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[frubesmoobs]

When the straw gets the last tapioca pearl in your bubble tea

[dragon-ball-meta]

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

[bruntalism]

[gjjuddmk2]

[cassia-thots]

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, in the correct genre and the correct context these are all absolutely brilliant.

[pupucino]

These could be Douglas Adams quotes.

[phantomtrax]

off to have hot gay sex with your mom once again

[phantomtrax]

the line was even longer this time

[rancidthing-deactivated20240711]

this is all so boring who wants to nail eachother to the furniture

[the-seelie-court-official]

one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard

do with this information what you will

[the-seelie-court-official]

prev wondering abt the amount of guts it takes to do this: the trick is to come off as incredibly sincere and kinda airheaded. now, crucially, i'm 4'11 and very cute so certain types of people already expect me to fit a very specific character type, and these techniques might not be as effective for others. but that's why i weaponize them on everyone's behalf

[arceus-ex-machina]

for those who are like me and don't know things

[explorerrowan]

Not only does he kill cops, he specifically hates the kind who idolize him, since they're exactly the sort that cause the kind of corruption he's trying to combat.

[qualityfarmprofessorpaper-blog]

[alexaloraetheris]

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

hamlet: [walks onto a movie screen] now i am alone

me: i guess

hamlet: [is left on an empty stage] now i am alone

me: fuck yeah you are

[smallblueandloud]

#it's about the sucking hungry silence of a hundred people holding their breath and very intently watching #the one single person on this bare piece of elevated floor that has been filled with so much #artistry and make-believe that it has become a true and real place #good theater sucks the air out of the room #an empty stage echoes (via @aethersea​)

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

creampie.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

i’m spitting up blood

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[mind-the-brain-static]

I want the kind of love where there's never any doubt we're obsessed with one another

Let me absorb every bit of your visage until I could make a blind man understand your beauty

Let me know every detail so that I could make a stranger feel they've known you all their life

Let me give you myself so completely that your bones cry out for me in my absence

Let your hands forever feel empty without mine

Let your lips feel forever vacant without mine locked in them

L̶̫̘͖̤̠̦͙̣̟̲̩̂̈͂̌̒͌̆̕͘ͅȩ̸̨̛̥̱̮̎̄̊͛̀̃̅̽̀̽̓͌̾̄̊̿̈͛̌͌̾̔̋̚̚̕͝t̴̜͌̍̂̀͐͂̈́͋̓͗͗̀̃̎̎̏̌͐͛̀̈́͂͂͘ ̷̨̰̲̞̊̌͂͛͊̀̑̑̉ͅḿ̵̧̨̧̡̨̻̟̬̹̰̲̱͎͚͙͕̫͍̼͔̣̲̩̙̋͌̽̏̚͘͜ȇ̵̘͍̳̬̭͇͕̳̟̳͉́̀͗͋̾̐́̔͛͂̂̎͛̇̀̑̆̉̂̚̚͝ ̶̱̈̍c̴̯͓̬̓͊ơ̸͎͚̫̩̮̝̜͉̆̀̈́͆̾̎͋̽̂̏̆̚n̴̛̳̯͕̝̯͈̜͚̞̺̘̰̲̘̼͖̐̊̾̒̏̌͛̓̂̽͋́͗̍̋̿̎́̏́͋͘̚ͅs̸͓̲̩̲̗̠̦̀͋ͅu̶̢̢̮̩̙̝͕͖̣̹̙̼̱̻͇͈̥͖̲̰͎̿͑͗̋̉̀͛̊͜͠m̷̹̰͚͍̣͍͈͍̭̻̰̼̟̙̺̔̽͒͋̅͒̃ͅȇ̵͔̩̘̱̘̳̥͇͙̍͌̓͑̔̏́̈̂̅̂̂͊̊̏͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅ ̶̧̡̡̨̡̲̮̪̮̘̞͕͚̙͚͍̦͗͌̽͝ͅý̷̢̛̪̩̲͎̼̖̩̪͖͙͍͙̯̰͇̘̠̩́̇̂̇͜͝͝ͅó̴̡̡̲̖͎̘͙̣̜͚͜͜ứ̶̢̧̨̡̠͚̙͈͎̠͓͔͉͉̲͉̹̫̹͙̙͚̭͖̹̖͐͌͊̒̀̑̾̄͗̇̊͌̕͘

[oobbbear]

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

[oobbbear]

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

[sidecast-text]

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

[notaroadrageracasualtalk]

[schlarklezyaoi]

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[evilwizard]

prepare thyself

[schlarklezyaoi]