themindbodyreconnection

this used to read "angst-ridden twenty something," but now i am thirty

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[kitchendisease]

[memeguy-com]

[deepseathoughts]

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.

[nolongeruseddd-deactivated20170]

straight boy: love you mom….no oedipus

[fosslis-archive]

link after resurrecting before getting his memories back

[porterr-robinson]

[mariopowertennis]

[justatrashboat]

[glutko]

Um

[glutko]

The thrilling sequel

[thelookingglassalice]

[rhube]

BABIES!!!

[roachpatrol]

so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really equipped to make friends. 

domestic cats, on the other hand, do know how to make friends. they are friendly to the point that lots of feral cats live in colonies— the females hang out together, even raise kids together, and the males like to spend nonsexual time with their baby mommas. they groom each other, play around, and have a particular tail position to signal to one another— straight up with the tip curled— that they’re friendly and happy to see each other. cats learned how to be chill with each other in order to take full advantage of human food sources: an ancient granary supplies enough rats for a lot of cats, as does a modern lady with a big bag of frisky bits, so it would be a waste of time and energy for any one cat to try and stake the entire foodsource out for exclusive use. less fighting means more eating and resting which means a longer, nicer life and a lot more kittens. 

so this stray cat, she obviously has no colony if she’s wandering around and sneaking into zoo enclosures, so she’s like ‘hey! there’s food here! what up, other cat, let’s be friends, let’s be friends and share that food’. and the bobcat is like ‘??????’ because actually wild cats are pretty cautious about initiating hostilities and anything new and aggressive makes them very worried. and the domestic cat is like ‘haha cool, ok, we’re friends now, big guy. no problems.’ and the bobcat is like ‘????? well…?? ok?’ and then they are friends. 

the super interesting thing about most wild cat species is they don’t really have the capacity to make friends on their own, especially outside of sibling bonds, but, if someone comes along and does all the friend-making themselves, they’ll totally roll with it. zoo cats can get really attached to their caregivers— or, in this case, a very confident little calico demonstrating exactly why her species has been so darn successful over the last nine thousand years . 

so anyway that is the best thing: bobcats are not equipped to make friends, but luckily for this bobcat this homeless lady did not give any shits and made friends anyway. and now they are both happy. 

[reaj3asa]

#THE FACT THAT THE KEY TO DOMESTIC CAT’S SUCCESS IS THAT THEY LEARNED  #THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP #IS A FUCKING HOOT

[fozmeadows]

I will never be over the floofpaws of the bobcat attempting loafstance in that first picture

[star-anise]

OH MY GOOOOOOOD

LOOK

A VIDEO OF THEM GROOMING AND HEADBUTTING EACH OTHER!!!

[comtessevoncorbuleac]

DIS IS FREND. IS GUD BIG FREND.

[d20-darling-deactivated20181011]

@rose-tinted-wings

[hungwy]

When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”

[ryan-potter]

[drawsshits-inactive]

[mjalti]

why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

[mjalti]

someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..

[hopephd]

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

[king-in-yellow]

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

[lukesvalentine-blog1]

I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.

[c3po]

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life