My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.
Liberal Redneck: [heavy southern accent] What’s up, y’all? Liberal Redneck, here! We gon’ do it again. Fired up, son. I been seeing all these Facebook posts ‘bout trans gender bathrooms, and every one of ‘em comes down to the same shit: “Well hell! What’s to stop some pervert from wrappin’ a skirt around his wiener and goin’ into the lady’s room with my baby girl? I ain’t havin’ that!” “We gotta watch out for the kids! The kids! The kids!” Meanwhile these are the same motherfuckers that put Mountain Dew in sippy cups and beat a six year old with a wire hanger for standin’ in front of the TV during Dr. Oz. [firmly] Y’all are so full of shit! Whaddyou think is gonna happen? You do know that trans gender people have existed forever right? What bathrooms you think they been using? An’ how many times you ever hear about what you’re worrying about happening, happening? Hardly not never!
Liberal Redneck: Because even people that are child molesters are not gonna pray on a kid, in broad daylight, in public, especially not with their mouth-breathin’, troglodyte daddy 12 feet outside the door just dying to punch somethin’ different. It don’t make no sense!
Liberal Redneck: An’ what about little boys? The vast majority of people that pray on little boys are adult males, this law don’t affect them one way or the other. So unless you’re also suggesting that we have separate bathrooms for Catholic priests, I think you needta cut the shit! Quit bein’ a pussy and say what you mean. You’re freaked out! The thought of a ‘man wantin’ to be a woman’ disgusts you. Because like most things that disgust you, you lack the capacity to understand it. Y’know! Homos, algebra, shit like that. And y’all ain’t gonna change. I realize that, now. But dat’s okay. Because the rest of us are tryin’ to ensure that the next generation–you know, your kids?–grow up in a world that’s a little more open minded. [smugly] An’ that’s happenin, whether you like it or not! Bye!
@haitoku-no-kioku best video I’ve seen today
