âThe toaster is broken.â
âWhat have I told you about the toilet seat?â
âEvery letter we get are bills.â
âWeâre out of [pet] food.â
âCan you go to the shop?â
âWhoops, how do you feel about tinned custard for dinner?â
âPay the rent first, everything else comes after.â
âCan you called the landlord?â
âHave we payed the rent yet?â
âWe donât have enough cutlery if your parents are visiting.â
âThe world is ending - thereâs no more coffee/tea.â
âI had some cake in the fridge last night and now itâs gone.â
âHey! People are trying to sleep!â
âI canât water flowers without them dying, how am I going to manage living on my own?â
âI tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.â
âFancy a takeaway tonight?â
âMy cooking in awful.â
âI vote today to be a pajama day.â
âI love you and everything, but do you have to walk around the house naked? What if the neighbors see?â
âThis house is filthy.â
âWe live like animals.â
âBest thing about living alone? Doing whatever you want, when you want, and no one can judge you.â
âDoes this milk smell bad?â
âI caught you drinking juice from the carton.â
âCold pizza for breakfast again.â
âWhatâs on Netflix?â
âHave you been using my toothbrush?â
âThis side of the wardrobe is mine, and that side is yours.â