Veronika Saturn @mindlesstypewriter - Tumblr Blog

I stay up late because after 10PM is the only time of day that no one expects me to do anything for them.

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

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Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight.

All of us: Fucking genius.

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readers: what time and place is this set in? Daniel Handler: Yes.

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PERCHED💅🏼

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We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

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a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

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Love, Simon is relatable because Simon literally gets a crush on everyone he makes eye contact with that he thinks could be gay and if that isn’t the biggest gay mood

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do you know what is the saddest thing about finding nemo (2003)? nigel left marlin and dory in the ocean probably thinking that he was guilty for what happened to nemo. but nemo was alive and nigel wasn’t there to know that. in this essay i will