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@mindoverbanner
hiya. call me birdie. pronouns are they/them. i’m well over 21 and have been writing on and off tumblr since 2012
this is a mutuals only roleplay blog for mcu bruce banner & smart hulk
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heavily affiliated with @what-the-stark
thanks!
" c'mon, big guy. you can never be too busy for world saving. "
"except that i can be, because i am. there's what, a dozen avengers now, give or take? seven? ten? i can't keep up with who's on the team and who isn't, but that's got to be enough to save the day, right? i'm in the middle of something i don't want smashed here."
Figures it’d be another big blowup with Bruce that’d see Jason retreating to an unfamiliar gym, like a dog with its tail tucked between its legs, to beat the ever-loving shit out of a punching bag. (Three of them, actually—he’s already busted the first two. Good thing they’re used to super soldier strength here.) What he would love to do is hop on his bike and skip town for a while. Just drive and drive and drive until there are no more angry bees buzzing beneath his skin. Until the roaring of the Pit in his ears has quieted. Until he doesn’t feel like putting several more heads in another duffle bag and dropping it off in the Batcave just to spite the old man.
But the mission that’s got himself and the Bats teaming up with the Avengers in the first place requires the all to stay in town and out of sight. Which means Jason can’t even go for a walk as his civilian self, right now, because despite being legally dead, glowing, neon green eyes are sort of the opposite of incognito.
He’s angry, he’s hurt, he’s goddamn fucking furious, but most of all, he wants to be alone.
So, of course, it fucking figures that someone finds him.
“Do I?” he sneers, still whaling away on punching bag number three. “What exactly gave me away?” Was it the multiple punching bags? The fact that he’d sort of destroyed most of the rest of the gym on a mini rampage before starting in on them? The fact that the whiteouts of his domino mask—if the Avengers know who they are, they haven’t said anything, so the dominos, at the very least, have to stay on while they’re here—are no doubt discoloured by the glowing of his eyes? “This has nothing to do with my anger issues,” he snarls. “It’s about Batman being a pretentious prick and a complete fucking asshole.”
And there goes punching bag number three, flying across the room to crash into the wall and spill sand everywhere. Leaving Jason standing there, breathing heavily, bloodied fists hanging at his sides and no less murderous than before.
“…He’ll pay for those.”
bruce remains calm in the face of jason's rage. he himself has gotten much angrier and lashed out in much worse ways than destroying a few punching bags, so he can let the man have this. honestly, given all of the things that he could be doing, this was a rather healthy outlet.
when the last bag is on the floor, sand pouring from its ripped seams, bruce stands over it for a moment, listening to jason's heaving breaths until they begin to slow. that's when he turns around to look at him, eyebrows arching up toward his hairline.
"i've been around a few pretentious pricks and assholes in my day, so i can understand the sentiment. i mean, my best friend is tony stark."
he lets loose a chuckle for his own light attempt at humor before approaching jason with measured caution.
"like i said, if you want to talk about it, air a few grievances, i'm happy to listen. are you hungry? we could get a bite to eat. in this body, i'm almost always hungry."
Or you'll be suiting up with the rest of us. The Avengers (2012)
❛⠀you mean, the big green guy with throwing fists as hobby ? how is he, by the way ? tell him we're kindred spirits. ❜
alright. maybe she should cut him some slack. ❛⠀relax. i wanna look at some blood samples. you that kind of scientist, or am i gonna figure out how to use the machines, myself ? ❜
"uhhhh...."
he's up and urgently moving to place himself between her and his equipment, arms wide and ready to block her should she decide to change direction.
"he's fine, and i am that kind of scientist, but i'm gonna need to know exactly whose blood that is and why you need to look at it before i let you touch any of this stuff."
@awbro
"look, this isn't a 'code green' situation is it? 'cause i'm kinda busy."
@forgaeven ( maria )
"look, no offense — actually, maybe a little offense — but when someone like you comes sniffing around, i start to get nervous. and no one likes me when i'm nervous. or you know, the other thing."
@normaltothemax
"you seem a little angry. if you want to talk about it with someone i mean... obviously i'm no therapist, but who better to commiserate with about anger issues, huh?"
starter call!
could be from bruce or smart hulk. specify muse if you're a multi.
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"if i didn't know better i'd think you were trying to antagonize me on purpose."
open!
"what's the matter? never seen a big, green monster achieve inner peace before?"
"A consensual space vacation. Where work will in fact be done. Important distinction. I know our track record hasn't been great for anything off-planet, but that's why we need to flip the script." He paused long enough to offer a flirty smirk. "And if it would be a positive contributing factor to your decision-making process, I just installed a really badass hot tub. Even the other guy would appreciate those jets."
"flip the script." as usual, when the two of them had a discussion, tony eventually started to wear him down. but that was tony. he could convince a man stranded in the desert to buy more sand. a little vacation did sound nice. so did the hot tub. "alright, tony. we'll take a consensual, working, space vacation. but the moment anything goes a little wonky, we're coming back, okay? even if it's something small. because with us small things inevitably become big, crazy things."
"Hey, it's been a minute...what's your take on you, me, a couch and a Mythbusters rerun marathon? We can order trash food and enact a complete ban of all things pants for the weekend."
"actually, that sounds really great. i've been a little stressed lately. not in a hulk smash kind of way, but a regular way, you know? a life just keeps lifing whether i want it to or not sort of way. i think a weekend off might do me a little good."
"Awesome. Okay. So just picture it. The new frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Hendrix, on our not-so-maiden journey to the ass end of the galaxy. Fair warning, this mission — should you choose to accept it — will involve a great deal of pants-free frolicking and science."
" — you want to go on vacation in space? i seem to recall going to space not working out so well for either of us. i got stranded on another planet as the hulk for two years, then i met thanos. you took a nuclear weapon up there, later you nearly starved to death after the blip. as i said, previous experience has to count for something. learning from history, yadda yadda."
"I'm a mysterious guy, Bruce. How could you strip me of my enigmatic allure?" Guilelessness had never been a convincing expression for anyone that had actually met him, but it was worth a shot. "Not all surprises are bad. Live a little."
" — in my extensive experience, most surprises are pretty bad." lips press thin while he huffs a sigh through his nose and ( barely ) refrains from rolling his eyes. "but fine. fine! you've got me. what are we doing?"
@mindoverbanner from x
"Nothing cataclysmic, just wondering...actually up is pretty on point. You have any plans for the next...month? Or so? I thought I'd check before I penciled you in."
"Uhhh... could you maybe be a little less cryptic, tony? i'm not saying no but 'up is pretty on point' tells me nothing."
"You free for a bit?"
"of course. what's up?"
