ALTR 139119

miki | 24 she/any | the trees deny themselves nothing that makes them grow, no rainfall, no sunshine, no blood upon the snow

[mrsterlingeverything]

LOL I just locked something away in my heart

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

[bearsintreesofficial]

i went to the goofy goober factory last night and they said you hadn't clocked in for weeks. they're all so worried about you. what's wrong champ

[ijaazat]

damn kinda not feeling it... thinking of bursting into tears

[catchymemes]

[queenbruv]

"there's something about the dying that feels familiar" fucking unbelievably metal thing to be told. you die and you could swear you've been here before. the last thing you feel before your breath leaves your body is intense deja vu. you've never died before but somehow you know how this goes. you have an uncanny feeling being dead is a temporary gig for you, but you have no idea what gives you that impression. and then you're alive again. and you remember dying. and all you remember is that there was something about it that felt familiar.

[enki2]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[catchymemes]

[muzzledmikey]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[0v9]

"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

[disgustinggf]

[kadiumz]

its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)

[kragehund-est]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[kragehund-est]

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

[vickythestrange]

[mistysolitude]

my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom

[simp-for-yandere]

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[jaerjar]

Behold

A Man

[thecraftt-deactivated20250416]

This is the best thing on the internet.

[vaspider]

I was just trying to explain this post to my partners and referred to the last image as a "featherless lemon".

Anyway now @dadhoc is literally laughing hysterically on the bed next to me.