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Keeping in mind what's happening in Afghanistan rn, I want everyone to know that the Taliban do not represent what Islam stands for. Pray for Afghanistan

heyimboredtalktome

If you can, please consider donating to help the families displaced by the violence in Afghanistan

bunkey

bernie sanders tribute

dicewithellen

It’s time to roll the dice… with Ellen!

fuckersupreme-deactivated201707

Man, fucking Ellen. Every so often she rings me up or shoots me a text asking if I wanna play dice with her and every so often I start to try to say no, but she fucking picks up on that so fast and her fun quirky demeanor drops. No longer laughing and being bubbly, she starts to remind me of the file she has in her possession that would simply ruin me if it fell into the wrong hands. And so with tears in my eyes is reluctantly agree to play dice with Ellen. It’s always in a back alley behind some strip mall. Gross and rank. Ellen hunched over a damp piece of cardboard she uses to roll her dice on. I always ask Ellen, I say Ellen you’re so rich and famous, can’t we please play dice in like a highrise penthouse or something? Thinking of the nice all you can eat buffet that would surely be there. All highrise penthouses have all you eat buffets. I’m pretty sure it’s like some sort of requirement. If I’m going play fucking dice with Ellen, let me at least get my fill on some slightly warmer than room temp fries. But she always just grunts a no, and then rolls her dice, not looking at me at all. And holy shit, I’m not a man who believes in luck but… Ellen is turning me into a believer because she has to be the unluckiest person in the world. Every role she does, pure shit. I don’t even really know how to play dice but fuck, I play like some kinda world champ when I play with her. And fuck, her goddamn temper. It doesn’t take much to set her off. Screaming and shouting and huffing and puffing. This fucking back alley we play in has a number of cracks in the walls from her just pounding her fists into them after each of my rolls. Fucking cracks. Brick walls. Fucking cracks. At the end of the game when I inevitably beat her, she pulls out a knife and just slices or stabs me before running off into the shadows to go fucking goofy white lady dance as she interviews Channing Tatum or something, fuck!

And holy shit, speak of the devil, would you look at this…

So I guess I’m playing dice tonight, and then paying the hospital a visit to attend to my future stab wounds. But I guess it bets the alternative of having people find out I sit on the toilet backwards, god how embarrassing.

#DICE WITH ELLEN #SOTOOP I FORGOR ABOUT HIS POST

snappydoodle-deactivated2022051

What’s the worst song you can think of? Not just “This is a bad song”, I’m talking an absolute cacophony. An affront to music itself. Hot melodical garbage. Someone hands you the aux cord and you get physically kicked out of the moving car.

I need more of that in my life.

Examples: Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica David Soldier - The Most Unwanted Song Horologium - Cotton Eye Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix

snappydoodle-deactivated2022051

It is with bated breath and bleeding ears that I am happy to announce… I’ve created a Playlist of Terrible Music for your listening displeasure!!

Featuring such hits as, “216.mp3”, “Bricks Out For Harambe”, and “Ding Dong It’s Me (The Weird Man)”, this carefully curated dumpster fire is guaranteed to get you kicked out of any social gathering!

flight-butch741

voidsparkk

#I LITERALLY HAVE A FANTASTIC MEMORY ASSOCIATED WITH THE MOST UNWANTED SONG #man i miss that. man. MAN. MAN. MAN. MAN. UGH.

deadbeatmaker

definitely a top contender for my least favorite video of 2020

cyberexgirlfri3nd

It’s the way he has all the receipts for me

dorkery

HOW????? HOW IS HE REAL?????? HOW ARE ALL HIS SHENANIGANS REAL????? AND HE HAS RECEIPTS!!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!!

mevil

puyopuyo

it’s me mario

puyopuyo

that was my super mario impression sorry if i scared you lol

puyopuyo

i know it sounded exactly like super mario but it was just me please don’t be scared

#breighacore

anythingthatmovesarchive

We have gathered every issue of Anything That Moves as PDFs and are working on transcribing them into plain text for accessibility and easy spreading and quoting! Check out our carrd here for links to all the files.

#omg sorry to rb this so much later than you did noire i'm just cleaning out my draftslkajsdlfj

a-fucking-velociraptor

Cool Tip

If you are like me and always need to be working on something to keep your anxiety under control, during this quarentine why not helping scientists by looking at pictures of some neat penguins? or even galaxies? There’s this site call Zooniverse, where you can help on scientific projects by analyzing pictures and data! Right now my favorite project has returned, called Penguin Watch (where yeah, you get to watch penguins, it’s amazing)

you basically have to analyse photos looking for penguins, their chicks, eggs or even predators and human interaction But there are lots of interesting projects you can help in areas such as biology, physics, history or even art:

Oh and the best part, some institutions even accept it as volunteering/service hour requirements for graduation and scholarships!! It’s helping me a lot during this time, so I thought it was worth sharing

tayefeth

Zooniverse is awesome. They have a relatively new project classifying and transcribing recordings of vintage Cuban radio around the revolution.

Another project is about the fan and hate mail sent to Orson Welles after the broadcast of War of the Worlds.

Another project is rescuing data from handwritten records from a Scottish weather station.

thetransintransgenic

‘Caper in the Castro’ was thought to be long lost.

Caper in the Castro is a legendary video game, not because legions of die-hard fans continue to play it, but because it was thought to be lost forever. Now, what is largely considered to be the first LGBTQ-focused video game (it was released in 1989) is on the Internet Archive for anybody to play.

The game is a noir point-and-click that puts the player in the (gum)shoes of a private detective named Tracker McDyke who is, in case you couldn’t guess by the name, a lesbian. McDyke must unravel the mystery behind the disappearance of Tessy LaFemme, a transgender woman, in San Francisco’s Castro district, an historically gay neighbourhood.

OOOOOHhh!

The game was released as charityware – freely, with a strong request to give a donation an AIDS Charity of their choice. I’d like to push towards still following that and donating, if you’re able.

(And you might also want to donate to the Internet Archive, who is hosting it now, while you’re at it – they’re in the middle of a donation drive, and could use your support.)

deathbypickles

interviewer: you are straight

kermit: 😐

unclefather

This line of questioning absolutely killed me

infinityactual

Found that How To Disappear Online post again, linking it here for anyone who might need it or know someone who needs it. This is very good information for people trying to escape abusers or stalkers, or who simply do not want to be found.