I'm the alpha turkey

[kim-jisoo]

#me af

[jamiextartt]

SHREK 2001, dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[junglejim4322]

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

[asystolle]

Rose Dewitt Bukater + TEXTURE & MOVEMENT Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[marigoldthe2st]

Every time one of my friends explains something about Plurality to me I have to fight the urge to ask if they're "More people per people" cause of this fuck ass post

[time-traveling-fetus]

Wh-whats going on??????

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[insomniac-arrest]

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

[furiousfurious]

Left this in the notes

[insomniac-arrest]

😂

[goodattellinglies]

[jamiextartt]

FILMS WATCHED IN 2025: 13. Ella Enchanted (2004)

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[kuromi-hoemie]

not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they're my monkeys now

[segamascott]

[danismm]

“Mr. Charles.” By Bank Street College of Education, 1965.

[sailermoon]

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

[sailermoon]

but then who would i be

[loveandlesbian]

[anotherlesbianandwhat]

xxx

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

5 Mario Characters I'd Eat & How I'd Cook Them

[doctorcocktopus]

Is this the Dungeon Meshi I’ve heard so much about?

[folkdances]

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

[monsieurenjlolras]

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

[monsieurenjlolras]

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved