Chaotically Inclined

Cats and Donuts and Donuts and Cats

[miniaturedonutkingdom]

This boy keeps asking me what to say to this chick he's talking to.

Sir, if I knew how to talk to women I would not be in a non relationship with a man who doesn't know what he wants...

[zagreus]

[zagreus]

[babygirl1997xo]

me and who?

[miniaturedonutkingdom]

Me and me. I'm drinking both of them.

[chongoblog]

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

[suazu]

[theartofangirling]

[chaosandstardust]

Ah, memories

[miniaturedonutkingdom]

Twitter doesn't have enough chaotic energy to pull that off

[fellshish]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Sun was bisexual and recognized as bisexual and kids were taught it was bisexual at schools. It mated with male AND female planets to make stars. #lovewins

[half-blood-goods]

The sun has been bisexual since the beginnings.

Evidence 1: Apollo

[miniaturedonutkingdom]

Apollo was the biggest f***ing Bisexual. Artemis was Ace. Selene was a Lesbian, and Helios was Pan/Poly.

[miniaturedonutkingdom]

I know ya'll are calling the Sam/Bucky ship the winter falcon or something but I can't help but think of Sucky every time and I just can't

[miniaturedonutkingdom]

Tumblr just asked me to rate the app....

Clearly they do not know their audience

[mortimermcmirestinks]

New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

ROTUND

[bananonbinary]

literally we need to get rid of the stigma of questioning once and for all.

call yourself gay. call yourself ace. call yourself a lesbian today and a nonbinary bi trans man tomorrow. its fine. literally no community has ever been harmed by someone thinking that label might apply to them and then discarding it later. anyone who says otherwise is drinking the exclusionary kool-aid and isn’t worth the time it would take to argue with them.

[bastardcircus]

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

[bastardcircus]

THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT’S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!

[unclefather]

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

[trinitite-princess]

naughty rodents go into the i c i n g c o n e

[tallahasseemp3]

please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world's best Tetris player

[lichfucker]

[image description: an excerpt of text that says:

“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

“Oh, my!”

/end id]

[justahumblememefarmer]

TL;DR on the article

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.

She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.

[miniaturedonutkingdom]

This woman thrives on spite and I love her

[miniaturedonutkingdom]

I try leaving Tumblr for a bit but, much like Sacramento, it pulls me back and latches on to my soul