shark in the water

If you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

[chasedustin-thewind]

I’m bored, Elise! Take pity on me! 

[minithatcher]

Yeah, no. Never gonna happen.

[gmironovs]

You would be irritated too if they ruined a book you liked by making, like, at least thirty different movie versions of it.

[minithatcher]

Pissed off. Honestly, I probably wouldn't be.

Mainly 'cause I wouldn't even care for the movie versions.

[gmironovs]

I’m not pissed off, I’m irritated. There is a difference.

[minithatcher]

Irritated, smirritated. Dude, you're pissed off about a remake of a movie.

[chasedustin-thewind]

The shit that sucks about graduating already is that you guys are still in school on my days off. 

[minithatcher]

Oh, what a burden that must be.

[gmironovs]

I really do not understand why someone felt the need to make Romeo and Juliet into a movie. Again.

[minithatcher]

They did it just to piss you off, obviously.

[hippie-briar-deactivated2013111]

It’s so beautiful out! Finally starting to feel a bit like autumn is coming.

[minithatcher]

Fuck Christmas, autumn is the most wonderful time of the year.

[forgottencolt-deactivated201401]

Why do I get the feeling that no one enjoyed going back to school as much as me. 

[minithatcher]

Because school sucks and someone should set ours on fire.

[peytonwill-s-deactivated2019061]

Who the fuck are you.

[minithatcher]

Your worst fuckin' nightmare.

[peytonwill-s-deactivated2019061]

Am I the only one that didn’t do any back to school shopping?

[minithatcher]

Dude, oh my god.

[minithatcher]

[marlowehurst]

Eh, maybe.

[minithatcher]

Then I am absolutely one hundred percent sick, yes.

[little-liana]

I get twenty dollars from my chores, and that’s normally my lunch money so I kind of need to do chores.

[minithatcher]

Well, then it's an excuse to be lazy? Or it gives you a distraction from boredom?

[marlowehurst]

No, but seriously, are you sick or something?

[minithatcher]

Is boredom considered a sickness?

[marlowehurst]

Who are you and what have you done with Elise?

[minithatcher]

Oh, shut up.

[little-liana]

Same! Like, I think it’s just that I really want to see some of my friends that I haven’t been able to see over the Summer, but still!

[minithatcher]

Plus it's a good excuse not to do chores when you get home 'cause you can just say you're too tired from school.

[minithatcher]

As fucked up as it is, I think I'm actually excited for school to start.

[minithatcher]

Text → Jill

Jill: Luke has Erin's. he's fond of the boobs, though.

Maxxie: Tell him not to grope her too much. I may be in a different body, but she's still my best friend and I don't need to think about that shit.