MinMaxLife

Almost every blog I visit has some extremely witty little description located here. I'll be damned if I can even string one intelligible sentence together. Even on a good day my words drizzle away by about the third noun. I talk about my life while encouraging people to improve their own. I yammer away about my travels, gaming, writing, books, and my various insane schemes. On the rare occasion, I even manage to do all of this and sound intelligent at the same time. Now that wasn't so hard. It's not all that terrible as far as descriptions go... Is it? P.S: Explore my world of text: http://www.yourworldoftext.com/~ktrey/

[minmaxlife]

I'm really bad at tumblr

I still hangout though. I guess I better do something with this blog.

[gmproblems]

Submitted by Anon

[adventuresandshopping]

True story.

[minmaxlife]

Story of my life. Or a dragon magazine. Fuck those and their spells as power psion variants. Just fuck that.

[minmaxlife]

Tumblr:

Me: The sky is blue.

Tumblr: First of all, trigger warning, you bitch. Blue was the color of the smurf doll I had that got ruined in the wash. Secondly, my brother's girlfriend's cousin's step-sister said the sky was indigo, and she would know, because she studies colors in college. COLLEGE. Also, way to oppress other fucking colors and completely erase light blue, dark blue, and blue-ish green! Educate yourself, you ignorant piece of shit trash! You think you know everything but you have no clue! Thanks to you I am triggered and about to kill myself! Hope you're happy you fuck!

[minmaxlife]

I am bad at Tumblr

Just thought I would state the obvious. I will try to be here more.  I have no idea what to do here though.

[wordsnquotes]

You would have to be half mad to dream me up.

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (via wordsnquotes)

[minmaxlife]

Have you all heard of cell phone novels? I've decided to write one.

[infinitemachine]

Southlands by butterfrog

[alexstoneart]

A portable hole for the D&D 5th Edition Dungeon Master’s Guide.

Oil on board

© Wizards of the Coast

[minmaxlife]

Today it was science time. I bought a giant dragon incense from a little shop in chinatown. All I can say is that its pretty damn badass.

[americaninfographic]

Banned Books

[cannibalisticbites]

[amazingatheist]

Oh my.

[minmaxlife]

.... Well I'm out. 

[minmaxlife]

Well isn't my morning off to a pleasant start? Watch this though. Pretty graphic but extremely useful information.

[awesomedigitalart]

Lonely by dracoimagem-com

[stunningpicture]

Hipster scarf, level 100.

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Barcelona, Spain

photo via linda

[wnq-writers]

They say I am a poet that my words make her beautiful; they don’t understand that I am not. I think that the sea is deep and blue and that is as far as I can go with expressions, they don’t understand that she is poetry and I am just reading.

VàZaki Nada (via wnq-writers)

[drunkwario-deactivated20210407]

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

[airspaniel]

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

[sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain]

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it