My Personal Space, Sadly, Not In Space

I'm Jess, a human , a 20 something who currently resides in the state of Washington, but is from Massachusetts. I'm a BFA student at Digipen. My name is a joke that no one will ever understand fully. This happens to be my personal blog...

[veryfunnymemes]

[princesstigerbelle]

Meowdy howdy

[imonlyadumpling]

[pixlexic-president]

Guess what I found

[tgwdlmreprised]

well now we know who broke this website

[icarus-milano-deactivated202103]

Ralph just walked in and started punching random users and breaking the walls down

[truntechgodhead]

tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

[truntechgodhead]

wait fuck thats sa

[perfectlygenericblog]

Tumblr security snuck up behind him and snapped his neck before he could warn us about und

[warmheartworm]

tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly. 

[iasomye]

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

[staff]

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

[agenderblues-deactivated2015041]

oh my god why do you literally hate your users

[a-yoda-a-day]

it is time to stop mourning the death of tumblr for i have made

tumblr 2

[a-yoda-a-day]

https://tumblr2.webs.com/

[a-yoda-a-day]

its tumblr…2!

[bombussyaffinis]

[pochowek]

David Karp has the signature of a 7 year old writing their own name with a computer mouse in ms paint that has the sensitivity too high up

[thegayestofagendas]

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

[pulshach]

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[plasticblisss]

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[woman-of-many-fandoms]

Calling it now

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[grymmoires]

I’ve had it up to my female presenting nipples with this hellsite

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[movedtobitchphobic]

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

[roseystims]

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

[roseystims]

[lemon-hancers-deactivated202212]