ALL MEMES ALL THE TIME

So basically I am going to reblog everything I like because I am spammy like that. M - 34 - He/Him

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[themostimportantskill]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

obsessed w videos like this. i've never worked a corporate job yet I know it's accurate

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[patheticguy43]

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[mockwa]

[snuv]

motherfucker ultimate

[its-emimi]

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[a-sentient-cup]

[pyrobot1cs]

[orteil42]

what could possibly be in there

[orteil42]

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

more

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[trucyisright]

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

[goldensunset]

hi your post reads like a poem to me

[niuniente]

Looks Don't Really Matter Much At The Job (仕事に見た目はあんまり関係ないよねって話 ) by Takaki Tsuyoshi

[twistedpictures]

genuinely almost just killed my father from fear by, while i was driving, gasping out a loud astonished “FUCK?” at an intersection that would’ve probably indicated we were going to die if not for the fact that it was because we were passing a man on motorcycle in fullbody professional-level jim carrey grinch suit and makeup and prosthetics